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posted ago by Jaymuzquiz ago by Jaymuzquiz +120 / -0

You know if we were to spiral out of control into Civil War, I would benefit from it here in East San Jose California Silicon Valley. What I mean by that is I'm completely surrounded by unarmed Liberals. And seeing that I'm armed to friggan teeth and they're not, That would make me a Warlord. As a warlord I would be addressed as" Lord Kurr the Hun" ( the Hun is in reference to my barbaric nature ) As Warlord of Silicon Valley my first decree would be the construction of a Fucking bigass huge unnecessarily large wasteful granite and marble monument for my afterlife. Dwarfing Kufu's Great Pyramid of Giza. I would harness a renewable energy source called " unarmed Liberals " This renewable energy source would quarry stone slabs a hundred miles away using tools one can find only in the trunk of a car. Shit like tire irons, screwdrivers and that shitty scissors jacks. As exhausted beaten and demoralized chain gangs of renewable energy drags a 10 ton slab before me, as I'm mounted on my war horse flanked by my generals surveying the construction site. I shall turn to my generals and in an audio tone where the gang of renewable energy can hear me, I shall say, " you know the whole purpose of the 2nd amendment was to keep assholes like me from doing shit like this to them!" Then we would all break out into laughter!

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wrongaddress 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good to know. Adding you to my Fren folder.

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spinpuppy1 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣😂😁😀😆😃😄😅

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BasteSpuds 6 points ago +6 / -0

I too dream of being a Cheiftan. I will have an opulent barrow filled with all the finest goods and treasures I'll need for my afterlife. That I plundered from communists and their support structure.

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Jaymuzquiz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's people out there who believe that this is somehow a bad thing.

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BasteSpuds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whatever. Well have our own kingdoms, realms and we'll elect a high king. Our ancestors would be proud.

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hail to Ulfric! You are the high king!

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dannypipes75 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek

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GaryWA 4 points ago +4 / -0

War with the Communists has already started. People just need to get their heads wrapped around it and realize it for what it is.

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Jaymuzquiz [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It started in 1922 with the founding of the Frankfurt School. Actually even earlier late 1800s with the Phabian Society of the UK. They have been at it everyday for over a 100 years.

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Phabian society has quite the different tactics as other commie subgroups. Slow and steady is their march.

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Shalomtoyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see someone has been doing some preparing. Man with a plan.

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CrimsonarchonX 2 points ago +2 / -0

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the transwomen? Am I close?

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Jaymuzquiz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

An unnecessarily large monument to the afterlife....?

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling dibs on court jester now.

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Jaymuzquiz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

eYe mAy nOt bEe sMaRt mAn bUt eYe cAtCh mE sUm oF kNeE gRoW bOyZ LuKiNg aT aYe wHiTe wOmAn.

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Jaymuzquiz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

sEnT 'mA dOgZ aFtEr iM

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Swampy 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!