You know if we were to spiral out of control into Civil War, I would benefit from it here in East San Jose California Silicon Valley. What I mean by that is I'm completely surrounded by unarmed Liberals. And seeing that I'm armed to friggan teeth and they're not, That would make me a Warlord. As a warlord I would be addressed as" Lord Kurr the Hun" ( the Hun is in reference to my barbaric nature ) As Warlord of Silicon Valley my first decree would be the construction of a Fucking bigass huge unnecessarily large wasteful granite and marble monument for my afterlife. Dwarfing Kufu's Great Pyramid of Giza. I would harness a renewable energy source called " unarmed Liberals " This renewable energy source would quarry stone slabs a hundred miles away using tools one can find only in the trunk of a car. Shit like tire irons, screwdrivers and that shitty scissors jacks. As exhausted beaten and demoralized chain gangs of renewable energy drags a 10 ton slab before me, as I'm mounted on my war horse flanked by my generals surveying the construction site. I shall turn to my generals and in an audio tone where the gang of renewable energy can hear me, I shall say, " you know the whole purpose of the 2nd amendment was to keep assholes like me from doing shit like this to them!" Then we would all break out into laughter!