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Squidproblow 50 points ago +52 / -2

Thats a shame. Now where will idiots eat tide pods for 3 minutes of internet fame? Wont someone think of the children

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Modus_Pwninz 29 points ago +29 / -0

Don't you mean where will the teenage girls learn to shake their asses for clout?

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magastrophysicist 29 points ago +29 / -0

They can just get a job with Netflix.

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theeyeshaveit 18 points ago +18 / -0

and nurses. You know, Covid Warriors.

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sustainable_saltmine 31 points ago +32 / -1

the terms of the 45 day stay of execution were that 100% of ByteDance assets in TikTok were to be taken over by an American company or TikTok goes dead in the US.

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V43_of_ii_dim 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oracle have a significant footprint in China and should not be trusted.

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Bramble 7 points ago +7 / -0

Larry is a big Trump donor however, so he's certainly playing at something.

Certainly a globalist fuck, but Safra Katz, the CEO , is also a Trump supporter.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or the original purpose but like everything else they touch, was taken over by pedos

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ElMalakai 13 points ago +13 / -0

Im sorry, you're running a single boob, no cleaveage license within the age range of 18 to 18.375, and you're self reporting tells us you've violated this Oracle Tic Toc license.

Please remove a boob in the next 24 hours, or you will receive notice from our lawyers that you are in breech.

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Lips_Flapping [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well fuck lol. I did read the article you sent, and it appears trump endorsed it. While I’d rather it be banned outright, GEOTUS proves once again he’s a master deal maker. He gets US control of TikTok and keeps all the DickTok thots complicit without their precious social media being banned...although banning it or not I don’t think would’ve made much difference considering the uh...”quality” of people on there...

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Trumper007 16 points ago +16 / -0

ANd he fucked MICROSOFT!!

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Lips_Flapping [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Any fucking of big tech is a win in my book. Just as long as it’s a hate fuck...preferably with a cactus dildo...in the ass 😂

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The_New_Pope 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oracle's founder Larry Ellison is pretty based, he's pro-Trump for 2020.

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somethingnew 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oracle bought it unfortunately, so it's not going away. It just won't be run by Microsoft. I think Oracle CEO donated to trump a while ago, so it might not be all bad.

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Bramble 9 points ago +9 / -0

If Oracle bought it, it's going to die. They kill everything they touch.

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somethingnew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tards on twitter are reeing about how this whole thing is orchestrated by Trump to get his supporters to control it and ban all TDS accounts. I guess they are projecting.

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Choked on a laugh at this 🤣

Longtime repeated exposure at multiple companies to the toxic kudzu that is Oracle vis a vis accounting here. You are very right.

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Midwestknowsbest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please let Facebook or Twitter be next.

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Lips_Flapping [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t there a WH memo saying it would be banned on the 15th of September in the US if it wasn’t acquired by a US company?

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TrumpsAsianSon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep that's the correct statement.

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gawd-emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oracle is way more based than leftarded Microsoft

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not dead, It sold to Oracle.

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