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ElMalakai 13 points ago +13 / -0

Im sorry, you're running a single boob, no cleaveage license within the age range of 18 to 18.375, and you're self reporting tells us you've violated this Oracle Tic Toc license.

Please remove a boob in the next 24 hours, or you will receive notice from our lawyers that you are in breech.

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Lips_Flapping [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well fuck lol. I did read the article you sent, and it appears trump endorsed it. While I’d rather it be banned outright, GEOTUS proves once again he’s a master deal maker. He gets US control of TikTok and keeps all the DickTok thots complicit without their precious social media being banned...although banning it or not I don’t think would’ve made much difference considering the uh...”quality” of people on there...

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Trumper007 16 points ago +16 / -0

ANd he fucked MICROSOFT!!

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Lips_Flapping [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Any fucking of big tech is a win in my book. Just as long as it’s a hate fuck...preferably with a cactus dildo...in the ass 😂

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The_New_Pope 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oracle's founder Larry Ellison is pretty based, he's pro-Trump for 2020.