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Deplora 91 points ago +91 / -0

Survive, but in what condition? Didn't I read that they were both shot in the head?

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JohnWayne2 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yeah, I’ll second that without feeling even remotely guilty, and add this - burn in hell.

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PraiseBeToScience 17 points ago +17 / -0

Remember the Republican Baseball Game assassination attempt? Dude with a semiautomatic rifle shooting at geriatric old men on a completely flat, open field with zero concealment or cover, and he managed to kill zero.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 5 points ago +5 / -0

It takes a different sort of cat to really line up kill shots, compared to just spray&pray.

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PraiseBeToScience 11 points ago +11 / -0

We can't all be Kyle.

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Annoyameps 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even Stalin agreed with that when his son turned out to be a faggot

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bring back public execution for these animals.

And make it a real spectacle too. Have one wheel with a bunch of weapons listed on it, and another wheel with a bunch of body parts. And spin the wheels to decide in what order and manner to rip them apart.

Make sure there's a possibility for funny combinations as well. Like landing on "tea-spoon" and "castration" together. Or landing on "2x4" and "rectal impalement".

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have a read of "Memoirs of a Prague Executioner", you think the above is bad, wait till you read this.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 0 points ago +1 / -1

Haven't heard of it, Maybe I'll check it out.

Doubt they could come up with anything more cruel that I could on my own TBH...

For the longest time I've had this idea for the most painful and absurd medieval style execution method I could think of.

I came up with something I call "death by short droppings".

In this method the condemned is shackled into a harness that's connected to a computer controlled wench on the ceiling. The wench also has a quick release mechanism to drop the person without detaching from them.

The condemned is wenched 3 feet in the air and the quick release mechanism is triggered dropping them to the ground, putting minor stress on their ankles.

But of course they are shackeled into this harness and can't go anywhere, And as soon as one drop finishes, it just immediately begins wenching them back up for another, and another, and another.

And so on until the condemned is stress tested into a screaming torso with a gelatinous blob of red jello for a lower half.

It also has modifiers that can be applied to either show mercy or extra cruelty. For example with "merciful short droppings" the condemned would be wenched up by their feet, and have the top of their head stress tested on concrete.

But on the other hand if you want "extra cruel short droppings" you can throw a shag carpet under the victim being dropped on their feet. That oughtta extend their ordeal a few thousand cycles at the very least....

Anyways... Yeah...

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unsquishable 57 points ago +57 / -0

It's amazing how much punishment the human body can take.

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KekistanPM 44 points ago +44 / -0

Not only that, it has a pretty phenomenal immune system that can defend the body from countless diseases.

And it has probably spent this year fighting more bacterial infections caused by mask wearing than any other year.

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commies0ride0free 13 points ago +13 / -0

No way, really??

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Red_Turtle 11 points ago +12 / -1

I grew up without virtually any dental care because my mom didn't think it was necessary or important. I have periodontal disease already because of it. I've seen reports of this "mask mouth" before and I count my gum disease as one reason why I can't wear a mask. I won't hasten the loss of my teeth.

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was in NYC for my failing small business last month & had to walk into a bunch of offices over the course of 3 hours on a super hot, 85° day.

For two weeks afterwards I had a weird flutter in the back of my throat and my gums felt itchy. I swear it’s from breathing through a sweaty ass mask.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao great name

That sucks tho

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thisisatestof2 25 points ago +25 / -0

I’ve noticed all the people demanding everyone wear masks talk about how it’s only for a few minutes when you were going to get groceries, ignoring the fact that the millions of people working in the stores, warehouses, office buildings, Delivery drivers, first responders,etc. Are stuck breathing in their Exhaled breath all day.

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HockeyMom4Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

Exactly. You drive through a restaurant, they are in there with masks on and all that heat. It can’t be healthy. Students are forced to wear them at school all day. It’s insane.

Originally we were told Fifteen Days to Flatten the Curve! We were told stay home, let hospitals get PPE and ventilators. Obviously people were going to get sick. It happens. But we have become a society that shuts down with the foolish notion that we can keep people from getting ill. This would be like banning all automobile driving so we never had anymore car accidents. It is insanity. Americans need to rip off their masks, go back to school, open up bars and restaurants, resume sports, concerts, theater...we need to take reasonable precautions-wash hands, stay home if sick, but the masks and shut downs need to cease.

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thisisatestof2 7 points ago +7 / -0

It goes back to the media/gov convincing every Karen that it is a super deadly disease and you will die if you get it or kill someone else. They have been convinced, among other things, that if we all just wore a mask and hid inside for a few weeks, except to get groceries, that somehow the virus would just die off never to be seen again.

They refuse to understand the science that CCPVirus, like every other virus in all of history, will never go away, it will always be present on this earth for eternity. Sadly, I don't know if people like that will ever be "normal" again, I suspect they have PTSD or whatnot from watching MSCNNDNC for 5 months on all the new ways CCPVirus will kill them.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wearing a mask and using so much hand sanitizer can not be healthy in the long run.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now we'll be required to get the ccpvirus vaccine every single year

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck sports though.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean youth sports! Kids need sports. Pro sports? I'm over them.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Basically anyone who works indoors in a mask mandated city.

And in my south FL town, they’ve got masked park employees that have to stand outside in sweltering summer sun ALL DAY at every beach entrance only to remind ppl to have a mask with them. I don’t know how they do it!! I would absolutely quit

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unsquishable 4 points ago +4 / -0

True that

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the_shootist 14 points ago +14 / -0

head twice which didn’t penetrate the cranial cavity

Makes me think this guy was either using some weak ass gun or somehow miraculously got only glancing hits to the head.

What a piece of shit tho.

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economy_voter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably small caliber range ammo. The skull is very dense. There are plenty of people who have survived being shot in the head without suffering brain damage.

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Factsnlogic 13 points ago +13 / -0

The gun fired multiple times...definitely NOT a Hi-Point 🤣🤣

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Judging by the... uhhh... appearance... (yeah) of the animal that ambushed them - you're probably right about the Hi-Point.

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otistoole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Norinco chinese junk

is my guess

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TheTrooper424 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glock fo-tee

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Deplora 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glad to hear that. Sounds like they both have a chance at meaningful recovery.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must have been a 22 gun. Wishing the best for them.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 63 points ago +64 / -1

I certainly don't want them to die. The details are best left up to God.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 18 points ago +18 / -0

If i may, the outcome is left to God, and our docs will do the best job they can.

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Amen.

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Dumbledore556 11 points ago +11 / -0

What caliber was the gun? I hope it was 22 and maybe didn't do the damage that a larger round would. I'm just glad they're both still with us. Now let's find that MFer who did it

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think Michael was there to deflect those bullets?

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Grunge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also possible that the bullets that hit him in the head went through the other deputy first. How many shots were fired?

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NorthAfricanViolet 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Trump stated in a tweet that he would like the Death Penalty to be pursued if the officers died.

I have trouble thinking of any reason it should be taken off the table regardless of the outcome...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survivable but disfiguring in both cases.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 55 points ago +55 / -0

I hope to hear they'll not have permanent impairment!

To the trash outside the hospital, "hop[ing] they die": there's one more of your hopes dashed. You suck at life.

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WJKovax 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine being their family member and hearing that. I’d have a hard time not tracking that streamer down and sending his ass to hell where he belongs.

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economy_voter 11 points ago +11 / -0

It amazes me that there are people who believe police serve zero function and hate all of them without question. At the very least police are a deterrent, and an effective one. These people would not like to know life without that deterrent.

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Scroon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idiots think they don't need police precisely because police are doing their job.

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KekistanPM 27 points ago +27 / -0

I don't expect those photos to show up on any MSM outlet...and if they do, they will minimize their impact as best they can.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nadler will still call it a hoax since it wasn't on Larry King Live.

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AngryCanary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facebook will remove it and ban accounts for posting "objectionable content", Twitter will shadow ban, Reddit will downvote and delete. A few channels might share it on Youtube, but Youtube will make sure it doesn't share it to anyone who wasn't already firmly Trump-servative.

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SacredBandOfPedes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, the MSM is going to bury this story, All the while praising the"93% peaceful" protests!

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the_shootist 3 points ago +3 / -0

they'll just say it was an oppressed POC trying to dismantle a system of oppression or whatever else they need to say to circle jerk themselves

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n0kx 7 points ago +7 / -0

We hope. So many are so brainwashed. It makes sense to everyone here that the Democrats are incredibly evil, but I still see Biden supporters. I don’t get it. And I don’t know what it’ll take to make them switch.

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Gilwork45 3 points ago +3 / -0

The vast majority of people are politically disengaged which seems hard to believe given the day and age we live in, but its true, it always has been.

It is also true that most people vote based upon how a candidate makes them feel. Some people like Trump's strong man attitude, but alot of people get upset that he tells it like it is and can seem crude if the only side you are seeing is the one the media lets you see.

Trump has alot more politically engaged people, the politically engaged people who support Biden are typically far left maniacs who see Trump as literally hitler.

I think Trump will win for two reasons. Trump voters are MUCH more enthusiastic than Biden voters and also, the perception that Biden has this in the bag will cause the politically disengaged to mostly stay home, however, the secret trump voter and the fact that races are much closer in battleground states where it actually matters tells me that Biden voters are falling into a false sense of security.

If mail in voting wasn't a thing i wouldn't have any doubts about the outcome, but mail in voting makes it so much easier for the ignorant, tepid voters to get out there and vote, it also obviously creates a big opportunity for fraud.

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n0kx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Trump will win but how anyone can vote for Biden much less put a sign in their yards or cars just blows me away. And how the polls are even close. With all the bullshit the Democrats have pulled the last 4 years Trump should be polling at 95%.

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Grunge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently you didn't see the reaction of the bystanders.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 41 points ago +41 / -0

God Bless the Police

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

And may he cast true judgement on Prosecuting Attorneys.

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A_Feral_Duck 31 points ago +31 / -0

Something has been bothering me about this shooting....

Two officers are ambushed. Sadly becoming more and more common place. Protestors are vile shit. Nothing special.

But are there protestors hanging out at ERs waiting for injured cops? I know police scanners are a thing and I admit I don’t know how long it was from the shooting to paramedics getting them to the ER but it seems odd that antifa/blm could organize a group that quickly.

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hbs1 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's one thing to try to murder people just doing their job to make the world a better place, but uniquely vile to go and gloat about it at the hospital while their life hangs in the balance.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people are already over the line so it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

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hbs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah buddy, I hope they can see the error of their ways but the news media and social media built a bubble for them to live in so they think their actions are appropriate :(

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commies0ride0free 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought the protestors were out there after the officers were already in the hospital?

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walls4america 9 points ago +9 / -0

From what I heard on Los Angeles news (KTLA), the thugs were blocking the way so the ambulance(s) had hard time getting the cops to the hospital but the thugs got turned back.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should've run them over

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economy_voter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good point. It usually takes a while for the news to run the story too. People in LA are crazy though and there's tons of rioters with nothing else to do so ... I guess it's possible that a core group is listening to police scanners and putting the word out? Or the chanting group is connected to the shooting.

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Halloweenie 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if the chanting group was on standby, waiting for the shooter to take their shot, and once they got the call they beat the ambulances to the hospital to block the entrance?

Edit: now I'm reading some stuff that the protesters showed up after the deputies were admitted to the ER? Either way, still fishy how fast they got there.

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PaigeAshley 19 points ago +19 / -0

Praying hard for a full recovery, peace and comfort for them. And also for their families. 💙 https://i.postimg.cc/QdKF37g0/tenor-2.gif

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MudDog 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh thank God!

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Chesteraarthur2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honor them by re-electing GEOTUS

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2WrongsMakeALeft 15 points ago +15 / -0

I didn't catch the Biden campaign's statement on the incident. Can anyone fill me in?

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walls4america 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was "Uh...uh..c'mon man! Pony-faced soldier. Uh..Corn Pop."

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AngryCanary 2 points ago +2 / -0

"C'mon man! Why would you even ask someone that kind of gotcha question? Are you a dog-faced pony-soldier or what? Telling me you ain't black, you don't know if I support that kind of thing? C'mon man, use your... you know... your common, the sense thing. I mean, think about it man, does anyone support, you know the police brutality more? I mean, I always come out against it... you know me. Martin Luther King himself, in 1942... 40, uh-60's and you know he had his dream about... he wanted everyone to just get along real peaceful and calm down. So why doesn't Trump condemn that? C'mon man!"

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stevehuffmansbull 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Some people did something"

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump should personally put up a 1 million dollar reward for information leading to the arrest of this bastard. They'll have him by tomorrow morning. When I say bastard, I mean literally.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

On second thought the reward might entice people to do this shit to get paid. Bad idea. Just find the bitch.

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ParkingLotRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring back letters of marque and reprisal. This would end right quick. They were for privateers fighting pirates, but make a special one for operating on land.

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Rainspa 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is familiar, but I don't remember the particulars. I'll have to look it up.

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Phins360_FL 13 points ago +13 / -0

yes. good news for once.

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SHALL_NOT 12 points ago +13 / -1

Prayed for them last night, will pray again tonight.

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SHALL_NOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we might be getting brigaded. I almost never see any downvotes at all unless someone posts some stupid stuff. But I've had a couple comments downvoted today that were all normal comments imo.

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phlashmanusa1 10 points ago +10 / -0

"PRAISE GOD"........He heard the cries of his people !!!

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tufftoffee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank GOD

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Azure_Comet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hope they slap the cuffs on the bastard, or fill him with lead.

Either works for me.

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Deplora 12 points ago +12 / -0

I much prefer the lead option. The cuffs option invariably means the taxpayers get stuck with paying millions for the subhuman's "fair trial", endless appeals, incarceration, and then rinse and repeat after they let him out on parole.

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SirSeizureSalad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man, I posted this video in a discord channel with some buddies and someone I thought I knew pretty well posted this. How retarded are these people to be brainwashed by the media into thinking that all cops are killers and deserve to be attacked.

Today at 4:23 PM cops do things to make themselves more hated, then surprised when bad shit happens to them. Dont get me wrong both sides are fucking retarded but anyone with a brain saw this kinda shit coming. The ones who didnt were like (pikachu face) if cops are killing people and expecting amnesty they have to expect bad shit is going to happen

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commies0ride0free 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow that is disgusting, tell them that, and then cut them out of your life

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CJBarnacle 7 points ago +7 / -0

We can't live with these people.

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been seeing the "both sides are bad" argument more and more recently. Hard to tell if this is a natural psychological reaction to the cognitive dissonace or if it's being pushed out there somehow.

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Rainspa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I would think pushed.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, me too.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 2 points ago +2 / -0

tell him KYS

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Someone better find EZ motherfucking E.

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MajorClark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Enough! NO more BLM or Antifa terrorism or murder. Just start shooting the scum bags on site. They are evil.

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FluffiPuff 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am praying now, and I thank God!

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WakingKnowledge 4 points ago +4 / -0

100k? fuck that. Make it a 1 million dollar bounty.

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RedStateRedditor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great news!

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Cheesecakecrush 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we just have to protect them while they recover from the BLM mob

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phi1237 4 points ago +4 / -0

IMO the "leaders" of LA, from Spielberg crowd to the gangsters to Dre and Snoop to Jimmy Iovine et al, need to produce th shooter within 36 hours, or else.

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SmokeyAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

God Bless Them, keep praying

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cchris_39 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hallelujah!

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SirJiub 4 points ago +4 / -0

QUICK TRIAL, DEATH PENALTY.

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome news

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DiamondJoeQuimby 3 points ago +3 / -0

now Bushwick Bill needs to be tracked down.

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n0kx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find the shooter and Kyle Rittenhouse them.

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Sir_Doggo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Hopefully they recover as best they can, serve as a middle finger to the piece of shit who did this and the pieces of shit who orchestrated all this.

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Patriot_Penguin 3 points ago +3 / -0

These Heros need Americas support.

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MontanaGrizGenXGOP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heard that the LA Rams almost all kneeled during the national anthem at the game against the Cowboys in their new 5 billiom dollar stadium. Guess it was for the wounded ambushed policemen.... nope

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mass55th 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prayers for their quick, and complete recovery!!

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sumbodyshero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome!!!!!!! I honestly wasn't expecting this great news.

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incredible, I thought I'd heard that one of them had died. Awesome news!

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Chick-fill-eh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fast trial. Death penalty.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good people on this site. It's why I like this page better than any page on the internets.

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johnbillaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

String them up.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pisses me off. This shit is old. The news will spin it like always or drop it. Biden calls for gun control/ban. Crap is out of control. The good people better wake up and quick.

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AmericanGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm definitely holding these brave officers in my thoughts and prayers🙏🙏🙏

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those pieces of shit continue to alienate themselves; wishing death upon critically ill police officers, and by extension, people in hospital, is apolitical – no one supports that. Every time they do something like this, they push people towards our side because they look towards theirs and see nothing but riots, violence and disrespect. They look towards ours, and see common decency, respect for the rule of law, and a willingness to engage in civil debate.

After all, everybody wants to feel (and be) safe, as is their right. The Left are causing their own downfall, and they're so stupid they don't even know it.

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Steven_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

God is on our side, both shot in their head by spineless cowards from behind and they survived💙💙

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard they both were making miraculous recoveries!!!!! God is great!!!!!!!!!

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let em riot. It will probably help Trump secure PA on election day.