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Deplora 91 points ago +91 / -0

Survive, but in what condition? Didn't I read that they were both shot in the head?

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JohnWayne2 34 points ago +35 / -1

Yeah, I’ll second that without feeling even remotely guilty, and add this - burn in hell.

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PraiseBeToScience 17 points ago +17 / -0

Remember the Republican Baseball Game assassination attempt? Dude with a semiautomatic rifle shooting at geriatric old men on a completely flat, open field with zero concealment or cover, and he managed to kill zero.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 5 points ago +5 / -0

It takes a different sort of cat to really line up kill shots, compared to just spray&pray.

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Annoyameps 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even Stalin agreed with that when his son turned out to be a faggot

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bring back public execution for these animals.

And make it a real spectacle too. Have one wheel with a bunch of weapons listed on it, and another wheel with a bunch of body parts. And spin the wheels to decide in what order and manner to rip them apart.

Make sure there's a possibility for funny combinations as well. Like landing on "tea-spoon" and "castration" together. Or landing on "2x4" and "rectal impalement".

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have a read of "Memoirs of a Prague Executioner", you think the above is bad, wait till you read this.

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unsquishable 57 points ago +57 / -0

It's amazing how much punishment the human body can take.

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KekistanPM 44 points ago +44 / -0

Not only that, it has a pretty phenomenal immune system that can defend the body from countless diseases.

And it has probably spent this year fighting more bacterial infections caused by mask wearing than any other year.

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thisisatestof2 25 points ago +25 / -0

I’ve noticed all the people demanding everyone wear masks talk about how it’s only for a few minutes when you were going to get groceries, ignoring the fact that the millions of people working in the stores, warehouses, office buildings, Delivery drivers, first responders,etc. Are stuck breathing in their Exhaled breath all day.

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unsquishable 4 points ago +4 / -0

True that

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the_shootist 14 points ago +14 / -0

head twice which didn’t penetrate the cranial cavity

Makes me think this guy was either using some weak ass gun or somehow miraculously got only glancing hits to the head.

What a piece of shit tho.

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economy_voter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably small caliber range ammo. The skull is very dense. There are plenty of people who have survived being shot in the head without suffering brain damage.

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Factsnlogic 13 points ago +13 / -0

The gun fired multiple times...definitely NOT a Hi-Point 🤣🤣

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 7 points ago +7 / -0

Judging by the... uhhh... appearance... (yeah) of the animal that ambushed them - you're probably right about the Hi-Point.

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otistoole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Norinco chinese junk

is my guess

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TheTrooper424 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glock fo-tee

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Deplora 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glad to hear that. Sounds like they both have a chance at meaningful recovery.

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20KAG20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must have been a 22 gun. Wishing the best for them.

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1776ThereIsaidIt [S] 63 points ago +64 / -1

I certainly don't want them to die. The details are best left up to God.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 18 points ago +18 / -0

If i may, the outcome is left to God, and our docs will do the best job they can.

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Amen.

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Dumbledore556 11 points ago +11 / -0

What caliber was the gun? I hope it was 22 and maybe didn't do the damage that a larger round would. I'm just glad they're both still with us. Now let's find that MFer who did it

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

You think Michael was there to deflect those bullets?

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NorthAfricanViolet 4 points ago +4 / -0

President Trump stated in a tweet that he would like the Death Penalty to be pursued if the officers died.

I have trouble thinking of any reason it should be taken off the table regardless of the outcome...

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Survivable but disfiguring in both cases.