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Not_The_FBI 153 points ago +156 / -3

What!? 19 years old!?!? Jesus, at 19 I was still in the sniffin butt stage and smoking weed! Now I don't smoke weed anymore.

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f_bastiat 36 points ago +40 / -4

You can never go back once youve sniffed your first butt, glad you got away from the weed tho, unless you legit need it medically, its not good for your productivity and long term health.

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Not_The_FBI 31 points ago +33 / -2

Nah man, I'm good. 38. Just moved across the country for the best job I've ever had. Got a new girl. Started working out again and I'm in the best shape of my life.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +13 / -2

Are you a junkie?

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Not_The_FBI 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol! Nah Fren. I've just persevered through some really hard things in life (all non-drug related, never got into hard-core drugs) and I'm just grateful to be where I'm at in life. But I could see why you'd ask. I missed a couple of key words in my last response that would make one think that. I've corrected those errors.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

C'mon man! Just joking, but I'm happy you're doing well.

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Not_The_FBI 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha! I was pretty sure you were, but I just wanted to clarify. C'mon man!

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

C’mon guys!

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Viking 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s good to hear bro. Stay sharp and stay focused on your goals! Sounds like you’re doing great 👍

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DarkRiver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look fat

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Barbs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well. My wife and I are both daily drivers when it comes to weed, for around 25 years now, and at our 20th class reunion a few years back we were the youngest looking of the bunch. By far.

Everybody wanted to know our secret for not aging, lol. It wasn’t apparent to us how young we still looked until we were around people who we knew as a reference point from our youth.

I guess what I’m trying to say is there’s still much to be studied when it comes to that “long-term health” and “productivity” thing. I’m an employed business professional, and part of a team that’s responsible for about $40 million in annual sales revenue.

Life is good.

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Tartarian-King 4 points ago +4 / -0

MaRiJuAnA mAdNeSs

Smh

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it’s hit or miss for some people. Just like prescription drugs. (Even the best ones only work like 30% of the time or some crazy shit cause everyone’s body is different.)

I’ve been smoking weed since I was 18. Like wake up, smoke, have a THC pen for work, go home and smoke and do that daily for 10 years. I’m in the medical field, I ran a blood bank at a level 2 trauma center for 2 years high as a fucking kite. I’m literally the only one that worked there that never had an FDA reportable error, 100% accuracy on my antibodies and we tracked all our work on the computer and I was the top performer in the entire company. I was doing more work than everyone else and never once made a mistake. That being said, if ANY one of my employees there smoked before work, they wouldn’t last 2 minutes. So I don’t know how I feel about it. On the one hand, it helps me get thru the day, on the other hand it makes people stupid as fuck and lazy and unable to comprehend basic English.

Oh and I’m 29 and I just found out everyone at work thought I was still in college even though I’m literally an executive at my job now 😂 so maybe you’re onto something with the fountain of youth aspect. But again, I knew people in their 30s who smoke weed and look and smell like absolute trash. SO IDK WHAT TO THINK.

Thanks for reading lol

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd say it has a lot to do with how you treat your body too. Do you smoke and eat a large pizza and twinkies then lay around all day, or still exercise and eat somewhat healthy? Makes a big difference

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

you tell me lol

My diet literally consists of McDonald’s chicken nuggets when I’m hungry and need protein now, any meat I cook, milk and protein powder. Occasionally ice cream treat. And occasionally veggies like broccoli and bell peppers. I eat fruit like honestly maybe once every other month. And that’s overestimating lol. Although I did just buy some strawberries yesterday cause I’ve been meaning to dehydrate them for snacks. I wouldn’t call it a healthy amazing diet, but I stay away from soda, anything that comes in a box (like twinkies and cereals and whatever bars), and alcohol as best I can (maybe drink once a month).

I just got cleared from my surgery to move my arm last week so I’m back in the gym and riding my bicycle again.

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Not_The_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me ask you this though, and its not a slide of hand question, or 'gotcha moment', but do y'all have children?

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

glad you got away from the weed tho, unless you legit need it medically

medically

Yes yes yes. Benzos bad. Opioids and antidepressants worse. Weed work better than all without bad part. VA no savvy this concept.

Retired (twice), smoke weed like a wild ass monkey, feel good, no medical gripes, still just as hard-core MAGA as anybody, no apologies.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here. Dropped all my pills for God's greenery. God made weed, man made pills, who do you trust?

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

who do you trust?

Easy - break out your billfold, pull out a greenback, look on the reverse, its written right on there.

Also, no intention on flying helos; matter a fact I've pretty much achieved my lifes goals, built a workable wind-down spend plan, Feels good man.

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Magamenow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, I'd sniff her ass.

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DarkestMatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it is. You don’t know shit. Whichever reason you have for thinking that, be it what you think you mean when you say the word ‘science’, or your shitty anecdotes, you’re wrong.

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SteamyRayVaughn7 15 points ago +15 / -0

Same here! Was smoking so much weed I honestly don't remember wtf I was doing at 19 except rolling blunts and smoking weed.

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Destineed369 10 points ago +10 / -0

Buying blunts and buying weed.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck doiche doiche doiche.

Smokin weed, smokin wiz doin coke drinkin beers

Drinkin beers beers beers

Rollin fatties. Smokin blunts

Who smokes the blunts? WE smoke the blunts!

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prayinpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rollin blunts and smokin blunts

hey man can i get a nickel bag

15 bucks little man

Put that shit

In my hand

If that money dont show then you owe me owe me owe

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

OOOEEEEOOOEEEEOOOO

MY JUNGLE LOVE

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Richard_Friedman 14 points ago +19 / -5

Now you gotta start eating the butt. Smell is only part of flavor.

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FeWithinFeWithout 10 points ago +10 / -0

I legit lol'ed. Toppest of keks

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GeorgeOhwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s like a wheat cracker and a penny.

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Destineed369 8 points ago +8 / -0

A wheat penny?

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GeorgeOhwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

No son, you’re doing it all wrong

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least a straw penny?

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GeorgeOhwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think you may be better off sticking to just holding hands for now. Maybe listen Night Moves by Bob Seeger.

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Destineed369 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahaha👍😂. I’ll tell her that and we’ll both be relieved lmao

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Not_The_FBI 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to play some Bob Seger next time I indulge with the Penny Wheatcracker

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Not_The_FBI 5 points ago +7 / -2

My lady friend came over before work and I had some today :)

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zhalias 4 points ago +5 / -1

You never go ass to mouth.

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Not_The_FBI 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yes you do!

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zhalias 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't actually give a shit either way, I was just fucking around with a movie reference.

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'M HERE TO SNIFF BUTTS AND SMOKE WEED AND I'M ALL OUTTA WEED MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn that sucks man. You tryin to reup?

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ProtectFreedom 9 points ago +10 / -1

No sexual degeneracy, weed/drugs, or alcohol keeps the mind sharp, the body strong, and the soul pure.

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Not_The_FBI 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, I do drink. But I only have one lady friend and I am very loyal to her.

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Gunsmonkey22 99 points ago +101 / -2

Pedes, we have our pilot!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 47 points ago +48 / -1

Our Personal Pinochet Pilot!

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kornesque 20 points ago +21 / -1

Into fires? Too quick for commies.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if we water board them on the flight over?

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Bigger_igloo 27 points ago +28 / -1

Can fit more in a Chinook, too.

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Fosbury68 18 points ago +19 / -1

Got that really wide loading/unloading ramp in the rear. Shit, it'll be raining commies.

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PotionSeller 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s rainin’ Reds!

Hallelujah, it’s rainin’ Reds!

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Reborned20 62 points ago +65 / -3

Nothing a Leftist hates worse than an Empowered MAGA Woman !

Go PEDE !

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 23 points ago +24 / -1

To be fair we don't know that she's MAGA. She looks like she's MAGA though.

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IllusionOfChoice 19 points ago +20 / -1

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Brookes 20 points ago +21 / -1

True, her hair is a color found on mammals.

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TheContrarian2 5 points ago +5 / -0

This was posted on Reddit and you should have read the comments. There were so many, "must be nice to have privilege' type posts. "Must be nice to have a rich mommy and daddy."

But if you research it, she's been in helicopters since she was 2 weeks old. Her family owns them and she flies with her father. Has been flying since she was 16, and before that with another PIC in the cockpit. She's earned her wings.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way man. I’m getting primo entertainment value from the footy of Kyle blowing off antifas arms or antifa setting themselves on fire or that one time antifa set up tents on a city block. Good times.

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Leatherwood 33 points ago +34 / -1

Beautiful, brave young woman. May God make her effective and keep her safe.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks normal.

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Spottydog 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yes, Raisbeck. Although admission is now thru lottery and not interest or involvement in aviation.

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superalienhyphy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Let me guess, the Democrats who made that decision think black people need charity in order to be as good as white people, AKA white supremacy.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +5 / -0

How did you guess?

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's definitely how you make the best of the best. Random chance. These kinds of policies for sure haven't been contributing to America's decline.

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Spottydog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have a friend whose kid just graduated from there, and apparently is one of the few who actually wants to be a pilot. This was the first class that got in from the lottery. I think before that you had to test and/or interview. I think a lot of parents looked at it as a way to get their kid a private school-like STEM focused education without the cost (since this is a public high school). I didn’t even know about this school until my friends hopeful pilot kid was applying via lottery, but then found out a couple other people were trying to get their kids (smart and capable kids, but no specific interest in aviation) in there. So, yeah, I think because it was apparently somewhat elite and selective... can’t have that!

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PapaPepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nice christian girl it looks like too

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queue-anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can you tell? Maybe she has tattoos under the suit

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Necklace has what looks like a cross pendant on it.

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Captinhowdy45 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mad props to her and the parents who raised her. Thank you for your service

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WJKovax 18 points ago +19 / -1

Americans are the best.

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JoinTheDiscussion 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wow!

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thebigbear 32 points ago +33 / -1

Relax, If she is FAA certified she has 10X more credentials than your UBER driver.

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bejeavis 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm a fixed wing guy but 19 seems insanely young to be flying something that complex. Let alone finding an outfit willing to hire you to fly theirs. I don't know if a CH47 is single crew but I might buy SIC, even in that case she got a massive hookup.

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PinochetIsMyHero 10 points ago +10 / -0

One of the articles someone posted says she comes from "a flying family". So probably her father was a military helicopter pilot and helped her learn.

Zpez: even better than that, it looks like this is the company her family owns:

https://billingsflyingservice.com/

So she's been getting instruction in her own family's helicopters since childhood. I'd be as confident letting her fly me in a helicopter as I would anyone in one of those loose collections of parts that beat the air into submission and only stay aloft because the Earth rejects their ugliness!

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zipodk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't need your research to know her dad owned the company but I do appreciate your research

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CovefeefevoC 3 points ago +4 / -1

Images have long been pulled but article is still available (and a good one, albeit a long read) https://www.laweekly.com/women-firefighters-the-gender-boondoggle/

It's about how LA dumped millions into trying to find, train and hire female firefighters because of muh diversity... and failed... and why.

I strongly suspect your sniff test is picking up the same scent. When the math doesn't make sense it means there is a finger on the scale somewhere and the most likely culprit is political correctness and "diversity" hires. That's not to say she won't some day be a great pilot- but you are right about 19 year olds.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Her family is like a piloting/flying dynasty

She's been flying since elementary school

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MSG1000 0 points ago +5 / -5

She’s a woman and therefore fills a quota, it doesn’t she outright sucks, but in liberal west coast that’s a likely answer.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +3 / -3

More facts, less blind adherence to stereotypes please. If you knew the first fucking thing about the subject here you wouldn't say such a thing.

Leave the idiocracy to the commulibs

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bejeavis 3 points ago +4 / -1

Females in aviation absolutely without a doubt get a leg up.

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MSG1000 2 points ago +3 / -1

Calls me wrong, fails to explain shit, says to leave idiocy to libshits. Okay.

 

Listen pal, like I said, being a quota doesn’t means she sucks. I was going off, and responding to, the guy who sounds like he/she has experience that said 19 is incredibly young and something like nepotism is up. Since they actually gave out some info I’m infinitely more inclined to listen to them than you, who just acted like a typical libtard I dealt with on Reddit, who would call me stupid and tell me to shutup without explaining or actually countering anything.

 

I know the other person wasn’t the only one who thought along those lines in this thread, if you know something many of us don‘t it would be great if could tell us what that is.

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chynaisbuttscythe 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s type certificated, dual pilot.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone crazy enough to go up in one of those things, amirite?!?!

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bejeavis 4 points ago +5 / -1

And many were killed or seriously injured in training and non-combat related accidents. Kind of a moot point.

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CovefeefevoC 2 points ago +3 / -1

And many WWII pilots who were 19 started adulthood at 15 or so working as hard as their parents with as much responsibility as their parents.

Or are you suggesting that a 19 year old today should be viewed exactly the same as a 19 year old ifrom 1941?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe learn something about the individual instead of being a jackass.

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RackOps 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe we would have a lot fewer problems if we did treat them the same as 19 year olds from 1941.

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Restore_Sanity 10 points ago +10 / -0

..but I’d be happy to fly with someone who’s been a pilot since they were 19.

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CyclopticErotica 7 points ago +7 / -0

In her case probably earlier than that if she is doing this.

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Trumper007 3 points ago +4 / -1

If she smiled at me I would.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's flying waterbucket helicopters. Unless you're a diver who is just plain unlucky enough to get caught in the bucket when she fills it. . . .

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ponygirl509 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I'm saying'!

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UnitedWeStand 10 points ago +10 / -0

A real American hero.

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runonce 9 points ago +9 / -0

Billings Flying Service. Montana based flight service with dedicated fire fighting helicopters and aerial lifting capabilities. She's just learning the family business.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/Billings-Flying-Service-1542824812624237/about/?ref=page_internal

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy benevolent Kek, may His skin stay ever damp. I gotta get in touch with these guys. Thank you!

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4Donald 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it was her brother that crashed/died while fighting fires.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How tragic. Might have something to do with why she's going to school for accounting.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

The OP's post says she was out fighting fires this summer. My guess is that she is being prepared to take over the business. (Although maybe that's why she's now the one.)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I wonder if her plan is to be able to do the books and taxes for the business, or if she wants out completely. Seems to me she'd work while there's money to be made and go ro school online at her own pace, but it seems like fuck you money is involved at this point

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found it. Not firefighting, but transporting oil company equipment.

https://billingsgazette.com/news/local/coroner-identifies-billings-pilot-killed-in-colorado-helicopter-crash/article_33e73e21-88e0-53c5-abd5-0e26d6b13ed0.html

https://the-journal.com/articles/20343

tl;dr: the helicopter had a hydraulics maintenance issue but was still believed safe to fly while waiting for parts to arrive; unfortunately it wasn't.

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Winter_huntress 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is the type of person young girls should be looking up to NOT cardi b!

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GeneralVeers 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's official: America is Great Again.

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

See kids, you can be anything you want if you work for it. Simple huh.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +6 / -1

To be fair, she's probably put big bucks into flying since she was 13 or so. Or rather, her parents have.

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keithkman 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you watched the video, her parents flew her on their helicopter to a party when she was two weeks old. She has been around choppers her whole life and flies with her dad.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even better :)

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_Donald-Trump_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thats awesome

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WidePepoSad 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best teens don't we folks!

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usmcphrog46 5 points ago +6 / -1

Some of the best pilots I flew with were women.

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bejeavis 1 point ago +2 / -1

And I've dealt with some that have been thrown softballs their entire training career. Like CFIs that have never failed a check ride and cannot explain basic aerodynamics.

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TrumpLovesPussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

this baby can hold so many communists slaps roof

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

great, now MSM will smear her as a nazi

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doing more as a teen than most people do their entire lives.

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NdNcenti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make her a Warrant Officer

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CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't rent a car at 19, but you can fly a helicopter

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Imzadi 2 points ago +2 / -0

But oddly you can rent a U-Haul truck at 18.

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dangerous work. Good for her to live up to the challenge. What fun.

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onetruecliff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Salutes! Thank you, Young Miss. Keep up that great work. Don't let the commie-fire spread.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Going to College to study accounting.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was useless at 19. Proud of this fellow American

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Imzadi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except, how is any boy supposed to impress her? "I've got a car." "I have a chinook"

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be confident, charming, funny, capable of protecting her, and be genuine.

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Margeshrimpson 1 point ago +1 / -0

And taylor swift and bill eyelash are who the left adores

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brsmith77 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are going to be needing lots of helicopter pilots soon enough...

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is this possible?

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dethstouch1482 1 point ago +1 / -0

SALUTE!

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nebu 1 point ago +1 / -0

hah

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh my❤️❤️❤️

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Spotlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Psh

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could scoop up an awful lot of commies to drop on the fire with that bad boy.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gonna meme this for ya - stand by...

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puppetmaster3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sep 1: Dive bomb Antifa.

That will end the fires.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome!

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HillarysFatAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait a minute. How does a 19 year old get a pilot's license in the guard. You have to be 18 to join, and flight school takes at least a couple of years I would guess. I'm not an expert. Somebody please set me straight.

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nancypelosiscarf 1 point ago +1 / -0

practice before giving free rides to commies

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Pray4USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beautiful amazing young lady!! MAGA!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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clarkisland 0 points ago +2 / -2

I don’t know... the card check standard for the USFS used to be pretty strict. 1500 hours standard plus many more additional hours of flight time in all different kinds of terrain were minimum for a PIC. I don’t see a teenager meeting that standard... maybe I’m wrong.

EDIT: Checked USFS and it seems she’s second in command on firefighting and a pilot in command on transportation.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grew up in the family business. Pilot in a Blackhawk, copilot in a chinook. Been flying for over 7 years.

Stopped fighting fires to go to College to study accounting.

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clarkisland 1 point ago +3 / -2

Meh.... Not knocking her, but she wouldn’t have had a chance at the opportunity if not for the fact she was involved in the family business.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every bit of her experience, including being in a helicopter from 2 weeks old., is due to growing up in the family business.. She must be steeped in instruction and lore for her whole life.

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clarkisland 1 point ago +2 / -1

She got the job because her parents owned the business and presented her to the USFS as a qualified pilot. What I find odd is that she would quit a job that pays $150-$220k a year to go to college. She could easily work 4 years and use the money earned to pay for housing and tuition and have a decent chunk of change leftover.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! My question is does she want to use an education in accounting to do the books and taxes for the business, or does she want out? Someone here said her brother died, but I consider that an unconfirmed rumor. Could be enough to make her want out.

I would think it possible to get the same education online, work at your own pace, and have plenty of time to earn that degree in the off season.

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aloha_snackbar22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ashli is 18 years old, is from a flying family and has been flying since she was 14.

Man I wish my family had enough $$$$$ to have planes when i was 14 :(

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was in a helicopter at 2 weeks old. They own a firefighting business.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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aloha_snackbar22 1 point ago +1 / -0

They own a firefighting business.

Oh that makes sense. Business is A-booming!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

So much so that she's going to College to study accounting and doesn't have time for firefighting ¤