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sustainable_saltmine 146 points ago +146 / -0

MEDIC!

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Sick_n_tired 71 points ago +71 / -0

Somebody call the police!

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Silencemennow 61 points ago +61 / -0

A social worker will be dispatched to your location in 3 to 4 days.

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KylesRifle 18 points ago +19 / -1

Not if I can finish him off first.

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bellcurvestrikesback 15 points ago +15 / -0

*kyle'sfriend'srifle

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KylesRifle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fun fact: I’m being unlawfully detained along with Kyle. This evidence room is dark and dank. The bad kind of dank.

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workinating 9 points ago +9 / -0

80% lean KEK

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bicep Bitch is his name.

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unicornpoop 15 points ago +15 / -0

A black woman with a certificate will be dispatched to do... well, dmv type shit. She'll get there when she fucking gets there.

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FuManChu 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Aiight Sur, I needs to check ya asshoe"

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait...

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billbuckner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why, they can't /won't protect you. They arrive after the fact and put up tape around the crime scene. Only you can protect you and your loved ones.

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Nietzscheese 13 points ago +13 / -0

You must have read my Kyle Rittenhouse fanfic

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kag-2020- 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Oh wait, that's me."

Must suck to be a Communist.

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behemoth887 8 points ago +8 / -0

one $10 medic hat on amazon and you too can be a certified medic according to the media

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

He spent more money on his gun than actual medic training.

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vudka 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO the comments

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Winston_Smith84 40 points ago +40 / -0

Hilarious! My new Halloween costume.

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Hangemh1gh 16 points ago +16 / -0

^what he said

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Lady_MaGa 16 points ago +18 / -2

He screamed "MEDIC!!" when he saw his bicep blown off. Probably the only time in his life he actually told the truth, he needed a medic.

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KylesRifle 13 points ago +14 / -1

Best part was, he screams like a little bitch and he was wearing a hat that said “Paramedic” on it. LMFAO.

I wish Kyle had pulled my trigger one more time.

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Lady_MaGa 5 points ago +7 / -2

Kyle pulled the trigger only to save his life. He should be vindicated. And be made a teacher on how to behave when evil approaches a citizen..Nothing more.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bicep Bitch is still alive talking shit.

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KylesRifle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t think anyone disagrees with you.

IT WAS A JOKE.

Not a debate.

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Word.

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Katarina_Reset 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmao I'mma be trump dragging a pelosi doll

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NoSteppy1776 29 points ago +29 / -0

"REEEE But she should have shot the gun out of his hand like the Lone Ranger!"

If Kyle was anymore badass he would be a Wild West gunslinger.

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HumanSomewhere 12 points ago +12 / -0

A-ARRRRR, A-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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NewVoatAccountName 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you somehow shoot a gun hard enough to knock it out of someone's hands, then at minimum, you're breaking all the bones in that hand and bruising all the muscles that were holding onto the gun. Most likely scenario, at least one finger is getting severed/wrecked by the impact. Worst case scenario (for the target), you hit the gun and/or hand in such a way that the wrist gets bent beyond what it can handle, breaking the bones there (if not outright tearing the skin/muscle and largely severing the target's hand).

Force from a bullet takes a little more time/distance to dissipate than depicted in Hollywood, and the human body can be more fragile than it appears some times.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 22 points ago +22 / -0

A 5% good commie?

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kag-2020- 50 points ago +50 / -0

93% of his body wasn't disabled. It was a mostly peaceful gunshot.

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WIDave0311 12 points ago +12 / -0

Brilliant

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well hopefully someone can take care of the other 93% some time soon, so he can join the ranks of good commies across the globe.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll drop like rocks to the earth while we soar on wings like eagles.

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, he's still a 100% bad commie, his two friends are now good commies 😁

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, the obliterated missing portion of his arm is a good commie.

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you_can_do_it 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is insulting to ground beef.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fake news. We all know it was soy beef substitute.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beyond Bicep

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

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Sconie4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Schrödinger's Gunman? He is simultaneously armed and unarmed.

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clever 👍🏼

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SJWsHateUs 10 points ago +10 / -0

We need 4chan autists to identify the grain in the wood floor ASAP

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not wide grain, so it's not maple or oak. Likely bamboo or bamboo slatted veneer.

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DeplorableSadie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol Nice one

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KarpLykov 6 points ago +6 / -0

FREE KYLE

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usmcphrog46 5 points ago +5 / -0

The 10% real bicep left carry. Not tactical, very commie.

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RayFinkle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Medic! We need a medic here!!!!!

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bloviatingwobbegong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me fix that: Fresh Ground Soy

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Ajora_G 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paramedic Felon: MEDIC!!!!

Babystep run to the side of the road, not bothering to find cover

Fuck commies, imagine thinking that such an ideology is worth a singular thought.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Burger King: 100% flame broiled faggot, for the faggots that eat here” TM

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not going to look up the douche's name. Can we just refer to him as Holey Shit?

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very clever 😆

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ZincOS 2 points ago +2 / -0

not me

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet 'before the .223' pic.😎

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

How to find more jokes like this?

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COnDEMnED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this charades? Limp-wristed side of beef?

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COnDEMnED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohh Ohh.. limp wristed hamburger bicep larp!

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IndyTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck around and find out

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DeplorableSadie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hands up don't shoot

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hand flop, already shot.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eric Caramello? 😂

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montominco 2 points ago +2 / -0

You oughtta let Chef Kyle have a look at that.

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like dead meat to me. Heard he was bitching about the pain. Probably should have considered the Consequences of pointing a hand gun at someone pointing an AR. Almost a no brainer —— but he was Only disarmed.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like salt baes arm

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SZYD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring it back!!!!!!! Never get old. Halloween is around the corner.

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Jermzdee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lool

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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GP_TEK_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmaooooooo! Thank you I needed that!!!

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FUCKTHEDNC 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘Tis but a scratch

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FreeChopperRides 1 point ago +2 / -1

Would be better if it was plant based "beef"

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Veef(tm)

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Nice_n_tangy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love your username. That is all.

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Walther 1 point ago +1 / -0

That can’t be gaige, his arms were fucking tiny

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially his right arm.

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Margeshrimpson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see the makings of a Halloween costume...

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Archmagnus 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like a duck

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FloridaManOfCourse 1 point ago +1 / -0

God, I fucking love this site.

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wapsi109283 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I just found my next Halloween costume.

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Dirkstruan313 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why the actual fuck isn't that mother fucker in prison and Kyle is in jail? The meme is funny, but God damn these lefty puppet DA's and globalist corruption really burns my ass!