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Sick_n_tired 71 points ago +71 / -0

Somebody call the police!

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Silencemennow 61 points ago +61 / -0

A social worker will be dispatched to your location in 3 to 4 days.

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KylesRifle 18 points ago +19 / -1

Not if I can finish him off first.

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bellcurvestrikesback 15 points ago +15 / -0

*kyle'sfriend'srifle

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KylesRifle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fun fact: I’m being unlawfully detained along with Kyle. This evidence room is dark and dank. The bad kind of dank.

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unicornpoop 15 points ago +15 / -0

A black woman with a certificate will be dispatched to do... well, dmv type shit. She'll get there when she fucking gets there.

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FuManChu 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Aiight Sur, I needs to check ya asshoe"

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait...

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billbuckner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why, they can't /won't protect you. They arrive after the fact and put up tape around the crime scene. Only you can protect you and your loved ones.