I was going to say that earlier, but refrained from it.
Been hit in the nuts by three paintballs on three separate occasions. Two of those three times, they didn't break. Took it a lot better then that loser.
I haven't played for a couple years now. I was thinking of getting back into it. If I do, I need to either get a new paintball gun, or service my old one.
Always a winning strategy -- wound the enemy instead of killing him, Takes more enemy off the field of battle to evacuate right now. Plus, screams demoralize the rest of the nutless wonders who don't really have genuine ballz.
The sound of their REEEeees is like a lullaby! So sweet! So salty.
That one guy at the end is wearing a fucking Casey Jones mask.
Guess he hasn't had any man checks recently.
Took it like a little bitch
I was going to say that earlier, but refrained from it.
Been hit in the nuts by three paintballs on three separate occasions. Two of those three times, they didn't break. Took it a lot better then that loser.
Nut shots hurt but comon man! Screaming medic like a little bitch
MEDIC! MY NUTS NEED A CARESS
With an emergency medical towel, apparently.
I know!
So you now have a broken nut?
Maybe? I went for testicular torsion surgery a few years later after the last incident.
Ouch! Some protection would be a good idea if you're going to continue with paintball (or just ask your friends to stop shooting you in the nuts).
I haven't played for a couple years now. I was thinking of getting back into it. If I do, I need to either get a new paintball gun, or service my old one.
Always a winning strategy -- wound the enemy instead of killing him, Takes more enemy off the field of battle to evacuate right now. Plus, screams demoralize the rest of the nutless wonders who don't really have genuine ballz.
kek
Nice aim officer.
Better than getting hit in the eye.
MEDIC!
Medic! We need a medic!