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PelosisCrank 384 points ago +384 / -0

MeDiC......mEdIc.....meReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedic

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 233 points ago +233 / -0

MEDIC!!! RUB MY BALLS!!

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donaldismydad 85 points ago +85 / -0

DOWN WITH MY PATRIARCHY!!!

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AlphaNathan 41 points ago +41 / -0

MEN ARE EVIL. WOMEN CAN BE MEN! REEEEEEEEE

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JimJordansJacket 17 points ago +18 / -1

Those ears though......

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datagod 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe the lobes just swung too low and hit her in the balls

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SchveebleSchvobbla 22 points ago +22 / -0

Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder

Like a continental soldier

Do your balls hang low?

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donaldismydad 13 points ago +13 / -0

in that case, the riot police did their duty and aimed for pantifas crotch, delivering certain DEATH TO THE(PANTIFAS) PATRIARCHY!!!

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1600NWMagaAveWASHDC 10 points ago +10 / -0

What the fuck is the medic going to do. Put ice on your balls?

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MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, it might not help, but it might get him up off the ground!

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mightyclaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like he's that much closer to having a vagina now.

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anduriliamfotw 29 points ago +29 / -0

its MA’AM

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're in that storm drain over there.

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WillNotBeRuled 75 points ago +75 / -0

Black and Blue Balls Matter!

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InBedWithAGoblin 21 points ago +21 / -0

KEK

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Displayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

^^Underrated comment xD

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare you bigot! /S

The KEK is strong with this one.

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lurkwellmyfriends 12 points ago +12 / -0

Brilliant.

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jaubrey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let's Fighting Love intensifies

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ZeroDeltaTango 11 points ago +11 / -0

I did have to rod a lot of guys tho.

Meaning what? Because I'm guessing it's not what I'm guessing it is.

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Bernietookmylollipop 5 points ago +5 / -0

For infantry and Marines a Hot PoA means body temp still above 90F.

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. Seems legit.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pussy is pussy when you’ve just got off active duty I’m sure.

I haven’t had the pleasure to serve but I can imagine.

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Snarfbot 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a nightmare ugh

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck!

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Cledus 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the marines, we called it getting the silver bullet which sounds like what you're referring to. Taking a core temp, is that right?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Muh Dic!!!!

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Raindrops1984 83 points ago +83 / -0

Quick, get a tourniquet!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 71 points ago +71 / -0

On-the-spot gender transition surgery!

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Raindrops1984 42 points ago +43 / -1

Fully funded by the government. Ain’t we sweethearts?

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leakmouth 24 points ago +24 / -0

Call 911!

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Raindrops1984 29 points ago +29 / -0

Social workers are standing by!

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Iamnotademocrat1 21 points ago +21 / -0

How dare you assume my gender....oh my balls......

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MAGAMAN4EVA 10 points ago +10 / -0

His shit just got rekt might as well.

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sicKENasty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Rekt em, damn near killed em!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mouth to head resuscitation!

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usmcphrog46 13 points ago +13 / -0

Give him some water!

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Razamataz 6 points ago +6 / -0

He Needs Some MILK!!!

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ColdBrewCovfefe 24 points ago +24 / -0

I actually lol

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apply directly to the head

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Cloudy_mood 46 points ago +46 / -0

What a fucking joke. These bitches act like they’re in a war.

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Iamnotademocrat1 28 points ago +28 / -0

in their minds they are...

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Bernietookmylollipop 4 points ago +4 / -0

wait, they have minds? Hmmm who knew?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are at war with reason and morality.

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Fabius 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are in a war. They're trying to overthrow the U.S.

We're still playing like they're protesters. Giving them a little safe space.

One day we won't.

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OGpsywar 43 points ago +43 / -0

Cue Peter Griffin meme: Sssssss, Aaaaghh, Ssssss, Aaaaghhh ...

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wouldn't it be funny if someone got this as a tattoo

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rubberkidney 33 points ago +33 / -0

*"medic" with huge pair of garden sheers runs over quickly..."looks like we have to amputate!"

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SDhiker 19 points ago +19 / -0

*tiny pair of child safety scissors

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FAQ-REDDIT 10 points ago +10 / -0

Giant plastic scissors 3 feet long, clown shoes, red nose etc...

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Shesaidwhat79 159 points ago +159 / -0

Fucked around and found out!

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Nolivesmatter 33 points ago +33 / -0

The world just became a better place!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

You love to hear it.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some friend

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's gentleXan to you, bigot.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 11 points ago +11 / -0

A Darwin award you say?

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blackkit27 142 points ago +142 / -0

Not sure what's funnier that he's one of those retards with the giant ear gauges (those things are disgusting and leave permanent damage) or that one of the people carrying him off was wearing a Casey Jones mask.

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Friendly_B 46 points ago +46 / -0

Gotta admit I was kinda happy to see Casey Jones.

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rebuildingMyself 40 points ago +40 / -0

Casey Jones would probably kick all their asses out of annoyance

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 25 points ago +25 / -0

Casey Jones kicked angry Raph's butt in the original film, he would've relished in teaching ANTIFA punks how to play cricket.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah after I typed that I thought briefly "well, Casey Jones would probably be one of the rioters." Then I reconsidered the idea and thought "WOULD he? Maybe he would be a more liberty minded dude."

You're right though. He would most likely just want to wreck the rioters for messing up his neighborhood without harboring an ideological mindset.

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tonesolaris 4 points ago +4 / -0

Casey Jones is a true vigilante, no doubt he hates criminal scumbag ANTIFAgs.

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Basedkyeng 11 points ago +11 / -0

What are you some kinda punker?

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Colliri3 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate punkers...

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T-1000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Especially bald ones in green makeup

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Censorship_Sucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who wear masks over ugly faces!

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Basedkyeng 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is that a jose conseco bat ?

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T-1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me...you didn't pay money for this.

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strawberryismyjam 19 points ago +20 / -1

A fella with no balls AND two "close enough" vaginas on his head????

He gonna be so popular in prison. Like, gangbang popular.

Imagine how rich (in cigarettes) he's going to be.

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MocksFordComma 5 points ago +5 / -0

two "close enough" vaginas on his head

Gotta admit ... I lolled

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MocksFordComma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ear gauges are the simplest and quickest indicator of mental retardation.

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Displayer 2 points ago +3 / -1

pretty sure these retards using that mask from Vendetta are going to go out en masse using it 2 days after the election, when they refuse to accept the election results. Probably fueled by the movie´s line "Remember , remember the 5th of November" (kinda funny coincidence)
Honestly it would be actually funny to see riot police just fighting against a bunch of mask wearing pussies

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blackkit27 2 points ago +2 / -0

Election is November 3rd, it would be two days after.

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Displayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks^^ got my dates messed up for a moment

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Necrovoter 66 points ago +67 / -1

Did the Twitter poster really just assume zhir's gender?

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2KEK_Chigurh 29 points ago +29 / -0

Got shot in xirs baggy mud flaps

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theReallyRealRJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I just spit up my jelly beans a little..

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bpcpdx 12 points ago +12 / -0

They shot his boy twat.

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JohnWickParabellum 10 points ago +11 / -1

The other terrorist did say, "pick him up." Though your point is still valid, if you speak/use the language of our enemy... the democrats/globalists.

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Pearls_Swine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Assuming those aren't lady testicles is literally something Hitler would do.

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patslimmy1 27 points ago +28 / -1

He also had a record for.. stabbing people.

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chadenfreude_ 26 points ago +26 / -0

Motionless? I saw plenty of motion— all that writhing in pain

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EvanOnTheFly 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think they're talking about the original shooting victim, not this dude who got shot in the balls.

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AlphaNathan 14 points ago +14 / -0

The checks notes Philadelphia Inquirer is propaganda.

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JaquesoCheese 12 points ago +12 / -0

Plus you can clearly hear the knife fall to the ground

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

then some blurred images

MSM translation: crazed man emerges from a home wielding a 10 inch knife, running toward the officer

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Skygrrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

For them, the ends justifies the means.

We are still being polite.

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tufftoffee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy shit

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Cloudy_mood 26 points ago +26 / -0

As someone from the suburbs of Philly, this makes me so sad.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pray and vote!

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ListenHereFat 2 points ago +2 / -0

The amount of Biden and BLM signs I've seen pop up in the last month is not only sad, but almost suspicious. Literally within a week, I now see them EVERYWHERE in my area.

Plenty of Trump signs too, but they've already been up for months. It's almost like someone went door to door handing out free BLM and Biden yard signs.

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Shesaidwhat79 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well I am glad that I am not the only one that checked to see if this was the case. It is getting so predictable.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

[looks in paper bag, sees dead bird]

I don't know what I expected

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Loiuzein 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kill rioters, sterilize their children.

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SnipedYou 42 points ago +42 / -0

You would hope this guy wakes up this morning and asks. Was all of this worth it over the piece of scum asking for suicide by police? But that may take too much mental effort.

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CousinEddie 36 points ago +36 / -0

Imagine getting shot in the dick bc you cared about a token black criminal.

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, DICKLESS over here...

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turdinthepunch 40 points ago +40 / -0

you love to see it

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_deleted_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

It doesn't happen enough

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_-Th0r-_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is it just me, or are they aiming for the balls? “Less than lethal” ... sterilization confirmed lol.

I’ve seen other nut shots.

Then again they can’t shoot them in the head, so maybe it’s a coincidence of aiming lower.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 1 point ago +1 / -0

They end up with bruises wherever. In a mob at night, who knows where things are flying. Plus the aerodynamics are not great.

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cherryred 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly. More refreshing than a great cup of coffee on a chilly morning.

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Chilen 38 points ago +39 / -1

Check out the ears on that fruitcake.

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WhiteBred 28 points ago +28 / -0

Haha, those giant earrings that leave huge holes in your ears. Nice look, faggots.

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NomadicKrow 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's actually cultural appropriation. It's from an African tribe.

I mean, I don't believe cultural appropriation is a thing. But they do. And they walk around with gauged ears.

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otistoole 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can't wait until they start wearing the giant lip discs

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GorillaWarfare 3 points ago +3 / -0

The giraffe neck with a stack of rings will be the next "I'm unique just like everyone else" body-mod trend.

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magastrophysicist 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am not so sure about this.

Every time I have seen napkin holder rings, middle-aged women have been buying them. Now he's gone and attached them to his head.

He's culturally appropriating the women. Fitting, since he has no balls now.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't wait until they start putting plates in their lips.

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I knew a dude that had those and got them surgically repaired. He looked a little like an elf because his lobes were so tiny afterwards.

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have joked for years now that being an ear lobe restoration surgeon would be an incredibly lucrative career over the next few decades. Could probably retire early.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I see a MMA fighter that has those jackass lobe stretch discs, I pray that their opponent gets them in a good guillotine choke that they have to pull their head out of and it tears their lobe off. They put little tape wraps around them, but get them in a strong guillotine and it'll grip one of those shit flaps and just tear it right the fuck off for good!

Oh I lose track of the fight fantasizing about that.

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catsfive 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's this one Pacific Island that does that... CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

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GasStationBurrito 17 points ago +17 / -0

We have achieved Idiocracy

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean that movie where the nation is brought to its knees by corrupt, sellout nitwits and then the smartest man in the world comes along to save the day?

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Knight1_of_Sunset 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a free gender transition these maggots always wanted!

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ColoradoTrumper45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Government provided and no paperwork either.

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Telcontar2012 27 points ago +27 / -0

Do the shooting practices or training for nonlethal rounds differ all that much to conventional lethal weaponry?

There would have to be one of those officers in the formation that consciously decided, "Nah, I'm not aiming center mass, this one is going right into the wedding vegetables."

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Knight1_of_Sunset 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hitting someone in the groin area (male or female) with your bullets would probably kill them as much as a shot to the chest due to the large amount of major blood vessels in the area.

However, a shot to the chest probably don't require additional aiming effort in comparison.

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

well when you barely have time to aim you can try your best to be non lethal but that usually never happens. just gotta point and shoot and hope

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theReallyRealRJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dark of night provides a bonus to ranged weapon accuracy, probably. They'd only catch on if EVERYone was shot in the junk. Every now and then.. "Oopsie!"

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure a much bigger projectile leads to a much faster drop in the flight path too. Cop might have “tried to aim for center mass” but just couldn’t account for how much the projectile would drop.

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would make sense to aim low to avoid beaning someone in the face which would be very bad. Legs seem like the best target since there aren't any kidneys/livers/spleens to rupture. And having your balls exploded is still "less-lethal" so it's still on the same use of force tier.

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GorillaWarfare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Combination of: yes, you aim low because LTL beanbag/baton rounds to the head can still put an eye out, cause brain damage, and even kill at close range; and also they are not usually as accurate as normal lead slugs past 10-15yds.

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magabirdlady 26 points ago +26 / -0

I guess they will start wearing bullet proof underwear now. (panties)

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MrSir 25 points ago +25 / -0

CUP CHECK

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Falls to floor in pain

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The_Almighty_Kek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah they'll just strap plastic trash can lids to their crotches. Good to go, comrade!

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JohnWickParabellum 25 points ago +25 / -0

Now he is going to need a rubber testicle or two. Serves you right, terrorist!

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have an idea, if they can locate the bullet...

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OhioRiverGator 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is Social Justice

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sustainable_saltmine 13 points ago +13 / -0

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way

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LyinBiden 22 points ago +22 / -0

How great would it be if the cops are now getting decked out with scopes and laser sights and are now "Ball Snipers"™.

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6079SmithW 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whack the Sack!

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RocketSprocket 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's going to take long hours on the practice range if they want to actually hit such tiny targets.

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GodEmporerTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hey baby what you wanna do tonight? I think I’ll listen to this faggot scream for a while after he gets shot in the nuts....mmmm now you’re just talking dirty

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HillarysBeaverMunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was amazing and thank you for that. It made my wife barf in her mouth!

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PhilipeNegro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love Fatal Farm

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Deplorable_Badger 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare we assume it's identity!

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goodbeerbetterviews2 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was like "Oh my ballsssss".

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Joeret 13 points ago +13 / -0

If i was a cop in these riot zones I’d only be aiming for the balls.

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aim small, miss small

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Gunmolester 13 points ago +13 / -0

MEDIC!!!!! ...what can a medic do? massage therm?

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ScreamingEagles 4 points ago +4 / -0

MASSEUSE!

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Kaizen 11 points ago +11 / -0

Need 4chins to investigate. This seems a sign, probably is a pedo.

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Honkey_McCracker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Imagine the difficulty in hitting such a small target.

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Corran_Horn 9 points ago +9 / -0

All these "medics", I would be like get off of me mother fuckers. You are making it worse. Lulz

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Dckman 8 points ago +8 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's gonna leave a mark!

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Teeje92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol "medic! Medic!!"

Guys there is probably a goddamn pharmacy right around the block.

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not_a_shill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Must be a crack marskman..

"Damnit Smith, I always knew you could shoot the balls off a gnat!"

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SenditDownrange 7 points ago +7 / -0

...shot in the balls.

You misspelled vagina.

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ApocalypseWoW 7 points ago +7 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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maga_jon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not that he was likely to reproduce anyway (soyboy) but we should acknowledge that deserved a Darwin Award.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 6 points ago +6 / -0

The real Army medics I knew would have laughed their asses off if a comrad in arms got peppered in the sack with a rubber bullet.

Most would have told victim to rub them yourself.

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Shitposter69 6 points ago +6 / -0

False, "protestors" don't have testicles.

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Jcmeyer5 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA!! Rewind... HAHAHAHAHA!! Rewind... HAHAHAHAHA!! Rewind... HAHAHAHAHA!!

Never gets old.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let’s think about this:

Jason loved his mother.
Very protective of his property.
Hates asshole teenagers.
Punishes druggies/alcoholics/fornicators.
Huge fan of weapons.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

She passed her value system down to her son. Good parenting

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jason did nothing wrong!

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not Jason Voorhees. That’s Casey Jones, son.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he received a head injury?

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Gipgm2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe the officer has an over developed Sense of humor

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good morning pedes! 🌄☕🤣

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MAGATRAIN2k20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why do they always call for medic like they’re on a battlefield

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Sir_Doggo 4 points ago +4 / -0

AAAAHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG. May he never bear fruit again, not that he was in the first place.

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Zilch_da_Pimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like it better when commies die

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strawberryismyjam 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope one of the "medics" puts a tourniquet on his balls.

That would just make my whole day.

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maga_jon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Note to self... If attending a peaceful protest where rubber bullets are use used, bring a crotch protector.

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UkDeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever shot him must have incredible aim to hit such a small target

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thenameisdonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

RED BALLS! IT WORKS!

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ShapiroPower 3 points ago +3 / -0

In PA they aim to please