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German Commander Says “Germany Is Ready For US Forces To Leave the Country” -DW (media.patriots.win)
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– AngryWriter 40 points ago +40 / -0

Germany's first suicidal army commander? That does not sound like a great idea to me.

Edit: First since Hitler

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– RiverFenix 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Sir, We're about to be over-run! What are you instructions?!" - Panicky Lieutenant

"I have an idea.... Everyone, Quick, cut off your dick and balls.." - German Commander, "Throw them in this ziplock bag", he continued

"Sir?" - Confused Lieutenant

"DON'T QUESTION ME, DAMN IT! IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE IN THE END!" - German Commander

everyone cuts off genitalia

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– Reddit_is_Deddit 0 points ago +1 / -1

Don't you mean second? ;)

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– AngryWriter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwahaha!

Apparently Germany has a history here...

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