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South_Florida_Guy 138 points ago +139 / -1

I always ask people who "resist" how many Ohms they are. They get confused.

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Iamnotademocrat1 56 points ago +56 / -0

A little electronics humor in the morning.....

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JoeBidensDentures 23 points ago +23 / -0

He is saying that the resistors are assembling in the streets and creating an impedance to the traffic. Now there is a reduced capacitance for vehicles to get through.

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AuPhalanx 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m showing this to my trans sister because she’s easily led.

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Pray4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

She may not have the capacitor to handle it! I’m telling mother board!!

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Useful_Vidiots 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOL, silly bastards!

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Cutter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey now - my parents got married eventually!

Came here to make an electronics joke but I see the circuit is overloaded.

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Yura_dumaz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ohm my god!

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NvJohansson 8 points ago +8 / -0

The picture, and it isn't th least bit shocking.

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you

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Fags 2 points ago +2 / -0

God damn it,these electrical jokes are cancer.

Just like when someone selects Wattson in Apex Legends

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Shesaidwhat79 22 points ago +22 / -0

Then don't ask about the meter for measuring they will really get confused then.

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LugNuts 16 points ago +16 / -0

With impedance, it can get a little complex.

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TruthSeeker60 11 points ago +11 / -0

No spark? Or just, the lights are on, but nobody's at home?

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PinochetIsMyHero 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should hook them to a 480V line to do a proper smoke test.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That'll get 'em amped up!

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BOBON0101 97 points ago +97 / -0

Divorced, no social interaction, living off ex-husband's alimony or divorce settlement, lives alone with few cats, children despise her, watches Rachel and The View on MSNBC, considers CNN as the only legitimate news source, calls 911 frequently on neighbors, volunteers for Democrat activism, stands beside the road and shows middle finger to passing vehicles ... To sum it up '' Democrat'' . 👍

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ShiffsDeadHooker 56 points ago +56 / -0

Retired teacher, was active in the teacher's union leadership, drives a Prius, recycles and composts but doesn't really know where the recyclables are going or what to use the compost for other than dumping on her garden that she doesn't actually plant each year.

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Drinkup4 21 points ago +21 / -0

I don't see her composting. That is actual work.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 16 points ago +16 / -0

She often forgets to add stuff to her compost bin, and it stops composting quite often, which makes her even less likely to actually plant that damn garden this year.

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GingerMinky 26 points ago +26 / -0

You have no idea how accurate you are.

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GingerMinky 20 points ago +20 / -0

mom... It's fucking exactly where she is at. The whole bit...

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AmazingFlightLizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heh. Mine too. I even got married last year and she wouldn’t set aside her bullshit to attend my wedding.

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Pray4USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr Laura used to say on her radio program, “if you had bad parents, God always give you a second chance to have your own family.” Congratulations on your marriage Pede. Be fruitful and multiply!! God Bless your new family. 🙏

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GingerMinky 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sorry to hear that; but yeah, they’re in the cult.

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TripleBlack 13 points ago +13 / -0

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY LEFTIST MOM!!

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GrimmJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

You forgot she has Diabetes and depends on the US taxpayer to buy her insulin while she does nothing to lose weight.

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

You left off "Facebook addict"

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Iamnotademocrat1 40 points ago +40 / -0

What an angry woman...no wedding band on that hand.>I AM SHOCKED!!!

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nozonozo 31 points ago +31 / -0

She obviously uses her personality for birth control.

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the_bird 15 points ago +15 / -0

That and the pungent odor of cat urine.

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Dumdum 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's one of those women who get more excited by decks than by dicks

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Salacious_B_Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Over/Under on how many cats in that house?

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no_such_looser 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll take the over on 10

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NaturalAC1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Karen's mother?

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

....Sharon

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Anders59 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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Regnad_2720 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pass.

This reminds me of a funny event in 2017. I was waiting for my lunch order at a restaurant browsing on my phone. I had one of the Meme pics of Trump as Emperor as the background. This woman waiting next to me, loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear, saw the image and says "Fuck! A Trump supporter."

I glance over at her, make a point of looking her up and down (she was actually pretty cute), and reply just as loud "No thanks, you are not my type.". Then returned my attention to my phone.

Other people there were obviously trying hard to suppress laughing out loud.

I really miss the days when these TDS clowns were more reasonable. In 2020 I'd probably get ambushed by the chicks AntiFA friends over that reply.

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MagaChamp253 13 points ago +13 / -0

aging hippies who are on the way out and realizing their utopic nirvana will never happen in their lifetime, now acting out of rage and fear as they fade away.

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GeauxTrump20 11 points ago +11 / -0

That look you give when you’re a dumb old bitch.

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Zer8 10 points ago +10 / -0

She seems nice.

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novaks47 9 points ago +9 / -0

Amazing how many of these liberal boomers act like edgelord teens.

"Fuck Trump! That'll show 'em! Yeah, I'm such a bad-ass!"

They do this because they have no real arguments or points to make. 100% emotional thinkers.

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DibbleDibbleDibble 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the kids who were the first "edgy teens", the ones engaging in sexual/cultural revolution in the '60s. I am not surprised that they have been stuck in the same rebellious mode for their entire lives, they are stuck there, they think that was their peak and don't understand why their lives and the society around them sucks so much.

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SauronWasFramed 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t like Trump.

I love him.

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Cosmo 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's really going to have a bad day the day after election.

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

How resistant is she? Let's start with 12k volts and work down

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StaffRex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awww, bless her heart. She seems like such a happy woman.

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charwoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have better eyes than me...I see a hateful old bag.

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aaafirefly123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bitter old hag

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cucumbersandwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be a lonely world for people like that. Though I guess they can be virtual friends with their MSM personalities.

Sad.

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Ligersrule1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me appreciate my based mom all that much more! Think I'll call her right now!

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Shesaidwhat79 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me want to run out and put a I Love Trump shirt on and smile for the camera.

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Anders59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone stick an I love Trump on her bumper or slap one on her T-shirts you walk past😂

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TrumpRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

nothing worse than an old hippie

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DibbleDibbleDibble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some old hippies are super cool. They're usually totally disinterested in politics though. This lady was probably a bra burner back in the day.

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Kaizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s four years of free rent will do you your face. She’s only 30, she’s going to enjoy the next four!

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H4yw1r3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Grand-Karen?

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XSRRIDER 4 points ago +4 / -0

shes quite the saucy lass, eh?

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Industry4 4 points ago +4 / -0

The most ridiculous thing is that these cutting edge protesters who are so serious are protesting with their Moms. LOL!

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the_bird 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna tell my kids this was Hillary.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't Hillary once get chucked into a van?

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3BagFullFarm 4 points ago +4 / -0

I served to protect her right to be an asshat. I also served to protect my right to call her an asshat.

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BurnedExperiment 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Fuck you too"

...on behalf of pedes everwhere, we respectfully decline your offer. Maybe the RINOcons will take one for the team.

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Potomato 3 points ago +3 / -0

She probably bought the shirt with money from selling her pills

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Stallion 3 points ago +3 / -0

And she's only 39 years old. I guess resisting just ages you.

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CaptainWinston 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boxing glove to face

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BeanieBeanTX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Followed by a kick in the box

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micwhisman 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I didn't know better I say that is my aunt.. She Unfriended me on FB.. :)

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I am going to take a pass on that, but thank you for your offer.

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hai Mom!

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Random theory I saw somewhere on the webs. This was like 20 years ago.

Young people: Idealistic and lacking life experience. Giving everybody free stuff actually sounds like a good thing. The concepts necessary to understand why this won't work have not yet been imprinted into the brain.

Middle age: Practical. Educated. They're in their earning years and have the most to lose from retarded policies that don't work.

Elderly: Time's almost up, bro. Last call, then you're out the door. How will you be remembered after you're gone? Giving stuff to others is a pretty easy way to do that. Worldly possessions begin to feel useless. At this point, to some people, the siren call of communism starts to sound pretty attractive.

That was written a long time ago, by somebody else, but it's pretty much timeless.

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Deezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow look! Another lefty that looks perpetually miserable!

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Tartarian-King 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you get to that age and remain so asleep

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Trump

Is that an order? LOLOLOL

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Libertysheimdall1 2 points ago +2 / -0

AlwaysAngry

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grr grrr angerery

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Drekken- 2 points ago +2 / -0

This woman doesn't remember much about fuck or fucking.

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Midwestknowsbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

These fuckers can't resist a doughnut.

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