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Breaking news NFL announcement (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Ella101 ago by Ella101 +1831 / -0
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Saxonlady 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yep. Funny. Some people are so good at this stuff!

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sustainable_saltmine 9 points ago +9 / -0

[wait for it...] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

If only...

Too bad most people only boycotted for a game or too and now ratings are creeping back to normal

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yesterday some idiot on here on TD was calling me a cuck shill because I said people who were still watching these leagues were sad and pathetic.

People have already forgotten and are happily getting on their knees to slurp that BLM cum

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centexawesome 7 points ago +7 / -0

I laughed and threw up a little.

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NotDoneWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congratulations, you actually made that joke even better!

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Dumdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good one 👏 u/WallBot

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CarpenterRichard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Huh. Where's the wall bot today?

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Dumdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Chinese bots got him

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WallBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170463 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.00887323944% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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VTmaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I say combine the NY Giants, the Dallas Cowboys, and the Cincinnati Bengals to make the first transgender football team: The Giant Boy-Gals.

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RedHawk44 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL JUST LOL

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has been a public service announcement of station WFEM

Bringing you the best in music monthly

3 weeks of the blues and 1 week of ragtime

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

top kek

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NotDoneWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, this one made me literally laugh out loud. Tampacks. Where the fuck do people come up with this shit? Hilarious.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey oooooo!

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gav_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

🦀🦀🦀

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Longer and more frequent medical timeouts and rosehip tea & Midol dispensers on the sidelines.

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any ratings announcements for week 1 besides Thursday?

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh that is good.

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AussieTrumpFan1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gold!!

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uncled 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh behave. A.powers

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Ella101 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch