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Nietzscheese 47 points ago +47 / -0

He was just trying to offer the officer some freshly cut cheese!

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Iteachfuckingscience 33 points ago +34 / -1

I WAS A CHEESEMAKER!!

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Miserable_company [S] 25 points ago +26 / -1

I won't be repeating it. My wife, her bull, and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our nascent communist utopia before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a butt-cheese maker. I made fucking butt cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

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Dr0neRec0very 2 points ago +3 / -1

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Miserable_company [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Systemic overrepresentation of POC in criminal activities on occasion leads police officers to mistake a POC as an aggressor during a high-pressure, split-second decision and unnecessarily escalate situations

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FreeBased1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow, this meme.. that's some high quality work, fellow caterpillar! Lol, jk.

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Miserable_company [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I know, right? Hours of work. And it's my first sticky in probably six months. Probably my first OC meme to get stickied. I was stalling on a project and decided to snicker in front of Gimp for a while.

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Gumnut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey you xirred my meme! Lol

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Miserable_company [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, I DID warn you. Yours was much higher quality... though that's not a high bar in my case. XD

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Gumnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is quite an updooting for our memes - well stolen xir

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Miserable_company [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed! E-fistbump. I've been cackling all morning. It's been quite a while since I was doing OC. As they say, "Don't let your memes be dreams." If you see something that sparks a thought, steal and enhance. Never let dank impede a 'pede.

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Gumnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha. You most certainly did warn me. Didn’t think you’d be that quick!

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Skabliggum2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't play Destiny so I don't get the title. Still, thanks for the meme.

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Miserable_company [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing to do with Destiny. I’m poking fun at the left’s made up pronouns for their made up genders.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is my high honor and distinct white privilege to read your post today!

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Miserable_company [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

Context for the OOTL (out of the loop:) https://twitter.com/BrendonLeslie/status/1305338282117672960

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jaubrey 28 points ago +28 / -0

Why does the left always pick degenerate crackheads for their saints and martyrs?

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 27 points ago +27 / -0

Because they're an accurate representation of the mental capacity of the modern left.

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Keeneix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because they have taken the subjective truth ideology. A horse isn't a horse, a chair does not exist, nothing is real and the truth is just a social construct.

You see a crackhead and they see an innocent victim created by the evils of society. They have no concept of personal responsibility and choice. The truth is that yes many of the worlds evils are committed by people that have been pushed into doing evil acts. The most brutal people were subject to brutality as children, they were victims before they became victimizers. That does not justify their evil, it's just an excuse.

Speaking of which for a leftist justification is just another word that holds just as much weight as excuse. Murder is wrong unless justified by self defense, but to a liberal that is just an excuse to murder. There is no such thing as justification for them. If they kill you they had no choice, there would be no excuse in their mind.

There are no choices for them, there is only impulses. They see choice as discrimination. If they were given the choice between choosing the lesser of two evils they would simply refuse to choose. They see the world in a monochromatic fashion, pure good or pure evil there is no in between.

That crackhead was once a victim and that is all that matters to them. They don't care how the crackhead as been cruel and unreasonable for most of their life. They don't care that they attacked an officer with out justification. The crackhead could have rapped both adults and children and it would not matter to them. He was once a victim, that means he is innocent.

They are impulse made manifest though the form and flesh of a human. They are no longer people, they have been reduced to animalistic urges with out logic or reason and there is nothing we can ever do to bring them out of their state of non-being.

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DemigoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn that was a good comment

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Gunsareforfun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I almost tldr'ed until I read yours

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Miserable_company [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well said.

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Miserable_company [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Great quote! Text for copy/paste.

“The whole gospel of Karl Marx can be summed up in a single sentence: Hate the man who is better off than you are. Never under any circumstances admit that his success may be due to his own efforts, to the productive contribution he has made to the whole community. Always attribute his success to the exploitation, the cheating, the more or less open robbery of others. Never under any circumstances admit that your own failure may be owing to your own weakness, or that the failure of anyone else may be due to his own defects - his laziness, incompetence, improvidence, or stupidity.”

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zdrast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because there are exceedingly few true alternatives, and if they admit that they lose their narrative. Simple as that.

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Johnfox13 10 points ago +10 / -0

A woman even screamed in fear when the man came running after the officer with a knife

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Miserable_company [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right? He's clearly put time in the range beyond department minimum requirements.

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Gunsareforfun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, dude was like 7 or 8 feet away, but the form was good

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hit_backspace 26 points ago +26 / -0

Some people are not getting the meme. The black dude in the doctored photo is the aggressor in the most recent leftist narrative. He attempted to stab the officer holding the gun and was promptly shot. BLM is out on the streets committing terrorism again defending a violent criminal with a violent history (who needs to get the death penalty).

BLM is no different than ISIS. If they had the power they would commit genocide on whites and systematically kill police officers.

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Miserable_company [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Arg! You caught this Russian bot trying to deceive people with fake news and doctored photos.

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Whoopies_tds 8 points ago +9 / -1

Huh???? This is doctored? What would Abraham Lincoln in MAGA hat think about this deception 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Cimo8 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lol looks like Cynthia from the Rugrats

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Miserable_company [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol!

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latinolizards4trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

LMAO I'm literally showing my kid episodes of rugrats so this comment is perfect

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GodEmporerTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Xurs wares are of unknown origins

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GodEmporerTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was waiting for someone to reply that

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muslimporn 9 points ago +9 / -0

This does look like a badly concocted zombie I'd expect in a budget zombie shooter on android that's free to play but becomes impossible after five levels unless you buy in app purchases of ammo clips that cost ten times more than they would in real life. Even without the overlays.

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JeffEpstein 7 points ago +7 / -0

What if he was just trying to give them a hug of peace, with blades of tolerance? You just never know, guys, and I really feel like these police officers over-reacted.

IF we were more like the UK, these officers would not have been able to resist the hugs of love, compassion, tolerance, and painful death. Then at least they'd be able to leave this earth with solid evidence that they were not privileged by their skin color!

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Miserable_company [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

And to think, we could have had a social worker that looks like swiss cheese instead of a criminal who had stabbed 4 people previously. Then he could have lived on to stab someone else.

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Iteachfuckingscience 3 points ago +3 / -0

You didn’t kill yourself, Jeff

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JeffEpstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm in Area 51, chillin' with my interplanetary homies who also harvest adrenochrome from young human children.

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karma_4_nineveh 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm lost. What's the source?

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Donker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't feel bad, memes and outrage move at the cyclic rate in [current year].

This gentleman/felon fucked around and found out; he tried to murder a cop with a cartoonishly large knife, got his ass clapped in the process, now BLM/Antifa are rioting because systemic racism or something idk

Here's the onsite thread

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TrumpCard1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

They hire the mentality ill to seed discord in communities.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuz like that baby momma ain't gonna git pregnant herself

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insertnamehere 5 points ago +6 / -1

The natural greeting of the feral dindu.

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centexawesome 4 points ago +4 / -0
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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those (jogging) shoes...

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

They killed that black transwoman, we are allowed to loot for another month.

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El_Magarino 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is this? Explain.

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Ronald_Dregan 3 points ago +3 / -0

The tranny, down-syndrome, Micheal Jackson-looking meth head, that ran after a cop with a 10 inch knife and tried to attack the officer, was shot.

The same POS stabbed several people recently and served less than a year (after he was convicted, not sure how much time he spent in jail prior to his conviction).

BLM is now rioting in Lancaster, Pennsylvania because of this.

Clown World, my friend.

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elleand202 1 point ago +1 / -0

Context for anyone who hasn't seen the video yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpHnJV9OI8

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too stupid to live, sorry.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

XER'S MOTIVES UNCLEAR

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Cemlub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self-defense is reeeeeee--acism!

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MidwestNorsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Accurate.

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaaaaa

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even see where the officer made any mistakes. He attempted to flee, looked back and saw this charging him. I'd have emptied the clip. This dude stabbed 4 people just over a year prior, how is he not in jail? BTW, this is local for me. Crazy.

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TylerChebson 2 points ago +2 / -0

93% peaceful flowermaiden.

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nettripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

The police officer clearly applied the knife plastic film to the camera as you can see him slap the camera

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Bullet3250 1 point ago +1 / -0

All that is missing is a helicopter!

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Martin_USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he gonna get a nice casket of gold? or fake gold?

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Pepe_Vult 1 point ago +2 / -1

Needs better jogging shoes

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Miserable_company [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen, fat, beauty comes before function. And you think he got that hair without effort? Bigot. It's not all about you. You probably don't even wear heels sympathetically for your wife. She's got to be pissed at you for that. That's probably why she goes and hang out with her friends all day. Do you really think they're just friends? They're a lot closer than friends... they're family. As if you'd understand. Family is so important. It's why I'm a touchy-feely kind of guy. And not just any guy, I'm a future president. I'm going to win this election, just like Obama and his running mate did.

  • Biden
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Pepe_Vult 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you dont know that Michelle was hung like a stallion then you ain't black

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ALT26 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does you mother know how to sew?

Tell her to sew this.

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like an old Looney Tunes stereotype.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn’t this a scene in the first men in black?

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EqualityMeansAll 1 point ago +3 / -2

Emperor Xur? Of the Kodan Armada? Man the 80's were great!

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can someone do him up as a pokemon getting a ball thrown at him next ?