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MrAlwaysRight 26 points ago +26 / -0

They should have applied for citizenship then rely on a temp delay.

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Phil_Selway 12 points ago +12 / -0

They should've made their own country safer. Or at least tried remaking their lives in another hispanic country. Much easier to assimilate. But those don't offer gibs.

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Pleepleus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ya that's enough time to work through getting citizenship. Worked with a guy who was from central america bout a decade ago. I still remember the day he came in with his citizenship and we all group hugged and cheered him.

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Tryhardneckbeard 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Hawaiian Judge already prepping his usual bullshit I'm sure.

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randylaheydidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheeeeeyit. I'm out here. Let me at em'

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astral-cracker 0 points ago +1 / -1

send all 300k to Hawaii if he does it.

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jubyeonin 17 points ago +17 / -0

How do you type out "3,00,000" instead of "300,000"?

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Tulkas71 4 points ago +4 / -0

average 10 voters per non citizen

Math checks out to me

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

So this was Common Core notation?

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Tulkas71 5 points ago +5 / -0

holly crap my eyes didn't even see that number correctly because of the shitty commas! I was just running with the "if your voting illegally, might as well do it a bunch"

eh, ill leave my other comment up for entertainment purposes

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget your commas!

"Let's eat grandma."

Vs

"Let's eat, grandma."

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TallFunDom 2 points ago +2 / -0

OP is Indian, Indians write in lakhs and crores.

A lakh is 100,000 (written as 1,00,000) and a crore is ten million (written 1,00,00,000).

Source: I am not Indian but have travelled there many times.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still don't get why, but this helps. Thanks.

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TrumpSteak 9 points ago +9 / -0

There goes MS13.

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Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good fucking riddance and don't come back.

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Bramble 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same shit with haiti. "Temporary refugee status" is never meant to be permanent.

But after 20 years how many of those had kids? I'd bet most.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump took over the 9th circuit? Good luck to ICE fulfilling the courts wishes!

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Patriot4evr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Curly Bill: Well, bye.

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Loc12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone get hawaii judge on the line

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SnipedYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

With all the Diasporas in the US. Take the opportunity to learn a trade and bring it back home to build countries in disrepair. Haitians, El Salvadorans, Somalis. Use the opportunity, don't squander it.

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utfanx2 3 points ago +3 / -0

20 years too late. Anchor babies will chain migrate them right back in.

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zabbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anchor babies

Let's end that next year.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retroactive to September 11, 2001.

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +4 / -1

AAAAAAND IT'S GONE.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bye Felicias!

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GitmObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the f*** I love the 9th circuit now

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meteorknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump flipped the 9th Circuit

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be clear, Trump didn't really flip the circus, decisions are made with three judge samples and he's placed enough that some decisions end up with two judges and a clown instead of three clowns.

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IcculusBased9 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol Based 9th

WINNING

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Pompelulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Salvador Great Again!

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

9th Circuit has given the Trump administration a green light to proceed with deportation of about 300,000 El Salvadorans by ending the 'temporary protected status' they've had for up to 20 years

“Temporary” for 20 years and of course the liberal response will be “muh racism!!!!”

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M_DMA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't doubt many of those contribute well to this country but they're still lawbreakers. In the long run or short run even this means tightening the labor market= making American workers wages go up. It's a big net win.

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Vinny-Barbarino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Que Ari Gold "Get the fuck out" GIF...

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Popsalock 1 point ago +1 / -0

set for deportation via trebuchet.

the superior deportation engine.

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