Babylon Bee: Governor Newsom Orders All Trees To Wear Masks To Prevent Spread Of Wildfires
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Newsom has beaten AOC in providing meme and Satire content.
I can't believe that dipshit blamed climate change for the fires... and people believe him!
Though the fact that the forests are filled with pine whereas 100 years ago it was sparse with pine is human caused climate change of sorts....
If Democrats really gave a shit about the environment, there would be Draconian Penalties for starting forest fires... but there isn't any money racket to be made from it.
Call me Alex Jones, but COVID-19 tanks the commercial real estate market and Western wildfires and civil unrest result in middle-class relocation from Left Coast states.
So, who will ultimately buy all of these vacant homes and buildings in California, Oregon, and Washington? And what are some of the major industries on the West coast? If you said China and you said tech.... well. Ok.
Indirect warfare is indirect. Maybe, I mean, I don't know. I don't have proof. But it stirs the brainstuff.
Bill deSTASIo already said he will buy lots of properties.
Covid19 is real, it is just not the threat they make it out to be, they need you panicked.
There is a reason 100% of democrat cities are shitholes.
who will buy all that? The foreign investors who have plenty of money. and they will buy it cheap.
LOL this is their best one ever maybe.
Home run satire.
Now that is FUNNY!
Nancy pelosi caught burning some bush.
says the trees set her up!
Nice big red star on those Commiefornia flags, eh?