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ruskiebot00100011 80 points ago +80 / -0

“Star Wars fans” = Star Wars fans who are female, middle-aged, have a boy’s haircut and three cats

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AmericanHousewife 54 points ago +54 / -0

My 16-year-old daughter said it best. "Well, they wanted a strong female character." Then, she laughed, and we all laughed with her while laughing at those "fans."

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ruskiebot00100011 20 points ago +20 / -0

That is an astute observation by your 16yo. They got what they asked for, but not what they expected 😆

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ruskiebot00100011 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you’re right. And I agree, movies are soooo bad. I’ve Saved a ton of money by not going to the theater or buying movies

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they should find another sci-fi or fantasy franchise. Maybe try Harry Potter ... oh wait the author’s new book has a murdering man dressed as a woman REEEEEEEE.

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Ninki333 11 points ago +11 / -0

Real Star Wars fans would tell you shit went downhill after episode one.

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ruskiebot00100011 11 points ago +11 / -0

tHe MiDiChLoRiAnS

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Ninki333 12 points ago +12 / -0

Mesa Jar Jar Bink. Mesa faggot.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

But I thought JarJar was a grand Jedi master, whose power was even greater than that of Yoda...

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Ivanruskov 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha

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Necrovoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was when I knew the series had jumped the shark. Teen Angst Vader seemed like someone from a Nickolodean sitcom that had his mom cancel his Warcraft account.

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TrumpTrain [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like most movies, except for The Terminator & Alien

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

How soon until Disney offers Dilate Sabers for younglings so they can practice transitioning?