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Witchstone 28 points ago +28 / -0

Joe R: "What would be your first action if elected in November?"

GEOTUS: "Well, Joe, I have to say that we'd really focus on our fine men, and women, of law enforcement, that frankly, the Democrats have abused. Because, Joe, we have the finest police. We really do. And I just want to see our cities safe again."

Joe R: "That's fucking wild man. Mr Biden, to you."

Joe B: "Zzzzzzzzzz...what?! Well...uh...you know there's lots of...systemic racism and I have plans to bring back the black vote where it belongs."

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

More like:

Joe B: "Well, Joe, I'm gonna take a much bigger chunk of that Spotify money you're making".

Well, if they explained to Sleepy Joe what Spotify is.

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Witchstone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, for real!