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posted ago by OnNoodleStreet ago by OnNoodleStreet +1963 / -0
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irspow 206 points ago +206 / -0

‘You can’t stop the revolution! Aaaaaah! Oh my God!’ 🤣

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Dirk_Diggler 131 points ago +131 / -0

They were right! The revolution of those tires didn't stop at all!

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Happyass84 21 points ago +21 / -0

But one can only get so hard!

I had to call my doctor, because my freedom boner lasted longer than 4 hrs... he said, “fuck yeah”...

He gets me

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RobertMorris 5 points ago +5 / -0

I say, add 'em to the Pinochet Passenger List (PPL)

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stellamonkey 66 points ago +66 / -0

after the attempted assassination of 2 sheriffs on the weekend, I am assuming the police have been told to protect themselves from vulnerable situations. if a soi boi gets skid-marked in the process, so be it.

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TruthyBrat 21 points ago +21 / -0

From former SEAL Matt Bracken:

  1. I never ever stop (at a red light or anywhere) nearer than 15 feet from the vehicle in front. This allows me to accelerate out even if the timid fool in front is afraid to move.

  2. If I see even a hint of a protest, I get in the inside lane, so I’m not trapped along the curb side by vehicles on my left.

  3. If anybody stands in front of my vehicle, I’m going to move forward at 5mph. At 5mph or 35, a human cannot stop or even slow a vehicle. Its many horsepower vs one human power. No contest. Car wins. At 5mph, you are demonstrating (to a later hypothetical court) that your intention was not to run anybody down. They can simply move out of the way, or not.

  4. After the Portland beat down, I have a reasonable fear of death or grave bodily injury if I’m pulled from my vehicle by an angry mob. I’m not stopping. I’ll keep a steady 5 mph forward speed.

  5. If I see a gun brandished, or one of my windows is breached, I’m going hammer down, and to hell with anybody in front of me. “Fear for my life.”

  6. I will not pull my own gun as long as my vehicle is moving. It’s just a better weapon than a pistol, and the vehicle gets you clear of the danger zone, a pistol does not.

  7. I will only pull my pistol if my vehicle is physically stopped, (and I don’t mean by idiots standing in front of it.)

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HonkNJhonk 18 points ago +18 / -0

There should have been more skid marks from early on and we wouldn’t be here today.

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TRUMP4USA 18 points ago +18 / -0

I bet there were skid marks, just not on the road. 😉

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HonkNJhonk 5 points ago +5 / -0

So true.

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stellamonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

yup.

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murkdollasign 42 points ago +43 / -1

This is like a whole new breed of retarded.

It is impossible for me to fathom that people can be this fucking stupid.

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irspow 38 points ago +38 / -0

These useful idiots actually believe they are waging a violent communist revolution. What they haven’t realized yet is that the people have not even begun to fight back. And their world will crumble quickly and brutally when they do.

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murkdollasign 21 points ago +22 / -1

These are the type of useful idiots you see in an apocalyptic sci fi dystopian movie.

These are living, breathing people that are considered to be 'equals' in society.

There is no way a rational, logical human being can look at these monsters and say:

"Hmmm yes, these are the people I wish to associate myself with."

It's truly mind-boggling man help me.

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rootGoose 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes. They don’t realize that it’s they who are stuck in here with us.

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ThinkMoose 22 points ago +22 / -0

Is that poor cop car ok?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine how long it took to wash the commie stank off that windshield.

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South_Florida_Guy 133 points ago +133 / -0

lol "Oh my God!" from a bunch of atheists

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Jabron661 43 points ago +43 / -0

This is always music to my ears, it always proves how stupid and clueless they are, as if they can't fathom something like this can happen to them.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 33 points ago +33 / -0

Awesome. Just like the cries for police while they're rioting to defund them. The video cuts off, but I hope it led to my personal favorite lefty battle cry: "MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!"

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit- your arm!!! I called for a medic, not a hamburger.

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AllDemsAreBad 21 points ago +21 / -0

you see the last guy near the end give an open hand slap on the butt of the car as if to try to discipline it. hahah. was so weak.

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South_Florida_Guy 14 points ago +14 / -0

He saw his wife's bull do that so he thought it might work.

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rootGoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

...saw his wife’s husband’s bull...

FTFY

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Alois2121 4 points ago +4 / -0

Impotent rage, the liberal super hero!

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

God: "I can't hear you!"

Devil: "I can!"

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Cianevalies 114 points ago +114 / -0

Call the police!

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Dingus 31 points ago +31 / -0

this is my faaaaavorite

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Fluffy_Indigo 76 points ago +76 / -0

Wait till they kill a few more cops and suddenly extra-judicial silent groups of LE break off to start hunting down these people at home. They're asking for a Judge Dredd situation and they're gonna get it, terrorists.

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meteorknife 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cops wouldn't have to do anything. If they gave a blank check for patriots to handle these riots like they do for the rioters, they'd be over in one night.

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KarpLykov 63 points ago +63 / -0

He stopped revolving, eventually

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Fistfulofgreyhair 45 points ago +45 / -0

Sometimes the revolution stops you.

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Trumperette1 42 points ago +42 / -0

They have no God.

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KeepTheFaith 20 points ago +21 / -1

Communist Religion: Atheism.

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George 16 points ago +16 / -0

sure they do, everyone worships a god. whether they think or call it a god depends.

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Useful_Vidiots 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's my 'Politics is the New Religion' premise. The relatively primitive human needs something to cling to.

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Destroy_WithLove 10 points ago +11 / -1

HeyNow- I'm a hardcore atheist and as MAGA as they come. There are a lot of us.

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TrumpsWall 14 points ago +18 / -4

You’ll come around. It may be at the moment of your death, but if you think this whole thing exploded into existence without an architect, you may need to re-evaluate. Just my opinion.

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Useful_Vidiots -6 points ago +3 / -9

if you think this whole thing exploded into existence without an architect

Hard for you to fathom, isn't it.

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dixond 5 points ago +9 / -4

We're living in, for want of a better word, a simulation. Planck time means that time is discrete, not continuous. What is the engine that advances the end-state from one time block in to the start-state of the next block?

Or to put it all in different terms, here's what Encyclopaedia Britannica has to say about this stuff:

Yet Einstein’s picture of gravitation is that the curvature of space-time itself is a consequence of mass-energy. Now, if curved space-time is needed to give birth to mass-energy and if mass-energy is needed to give birth to curved space-time, which came first, space-time or mass-energy? The suggestion that they both rose from something still more fundamental raises a new question: What is more fundamental than space-time and mass-energy? What can give rise to both mass-energy and space-time? No one knows the answer to this question, and perhaps some would argue that the answer is not to be sought within the boundaries of natural science.

If this confuses you, consider the possibility that there are smarter people than you out there who have come to different conclusions than you. If it doesn't confuse you, then please tell me what the mechanism is that advances each time-state.

EDIT: Downvoted with no response? Hard for you to fathom, was it?

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s a wonderful question - never heard it and thanks for sharing.

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Useful_Vidiots 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't downvote posts that disagree with me. I only downvote racists, hardcore misogynists, and massive hammerheads.

Also, consider the possibility that there are smarter people than you out there who have come to different conclusions than you.

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dixond 1 point ago +1 / -0

I downvoted your original comment because, really, regardless of whatever philosophical differences you might have with the Intelligent Creation dude that was above you, the implicit assumption of his inferior intelligence embedded in your reply was, frankly, fucking rude and absolutely uncalled for.

I replied because some assertions deserve challenging. If your ego really doesn't let you contemplate the fact that people like Stephen Hawking and Einstein struggle with something that seems so obvious to you, then I really don't know what else to say.

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Spezcuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me too. And hardcore MAGA.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 5 points ago +5 / -0

And my axe!

No seriously, I am a Christian but value my atheist members of the MAGA family. Religion is definitely not what we should be spending our time fighting about on here. Fundamental constitutional rights, re-electing Trump, exposing corruption in the criminal opposition - all of these are our task right now.

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Commies, The State is their god, and they're trying to take it over.

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America_No_1 37 points ago +37 / -0

Imagine having this much time on your hands. What exactly did that idiot think would happen? We need to pass laws right now that give motorists the right to run over people who are purposely trying to block traffic. Watch this shit show end over night. I'm all for protesting, but you don't have the right to shove it in my face or infringe on my rights when doing so.

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

And when this law is passed, we will all drive to the protests...

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z89101 30 points ago +31 / -1

OmG - The Lightbar sheared that leaky guy's Clitoris!

Oh, pray that the roadspin didn't rip his nipple rings!

Oh The Humanity! 😍😆

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm hoping it hurried his transition along.

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hell yes. 2nd cop car driving circles... looking for his own hood monkey to fling?

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like this thread so much, I upvoted every single comment.

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Useful_Vidiots 6 points ago +7 / -1

Are they actually spraying the ground pink as a mark for their 'medics' of where a downed comrade is?

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SquidThrowFaux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like a sign they dropped next to the poor dumb bastard. I'd swear you can see a pink one in someone's hand as the crowd rushes over.

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SquidThrowFaux 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not up to speed here... What does the hands crossed overhead mean to the other communists?

Watch the white chick with a sign (around :10)

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DeusVultIntensifies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably a medic but could be a call for chicken tendies. She ain't missing no meals and is about to bust out of her pants.

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Titan42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably medic I would assume

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d love a montage of all the hood riders of 2020.

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sustainable_saltmine 21 points ago +21 / -0

cops really should have gotten out and shot them. they were under attack from these animals.

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was thinking U-Turn, and go again.

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elsabio 21 points ago +21 / -0

HA HA!

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol what a dumb ass

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catovadreams 15 points ago +15 / -0

And posted by a relevant username! Dude looked like he did the noodle right off the top of the squad car, although I'm sure the cop will get fired for not letting the rioters beat and or kill them.

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H_Guderian 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the law enforcement are willing to sell out regular people and their own officers to appease these people, we're screwed.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Rioters

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TrumpOrTreason 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stopped the revolution

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webthing 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is great.

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faceaids1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its named dodge but he cant read.

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thelastlast 9 points ago +9 / -0

can we get a montage of absolute weirdo fails?

I cant get enough of these.

the song you use for soundtrack is key.

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RedneckQuartermaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like they couldn’t stop the 3700 revolutions (per minute)

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MrAlwaysRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's not a surprise most people who are part of the "revolution" are people that go after children, sexually assault people, and go after the week.

They attack police officers expecting nothing back, and when they get slight resistance they cry as if they are the victims.

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Ironlabel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine when when the bodies just start dropping and they hear nothing.

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bothloveocean 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anarchy! Anarchy! Oh no!

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +6 / -0

Revolution status: stopped.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

UPMUTHERFUCKINVOTEBITCH!!!

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Ssue1216 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha karma baby! I chuckled!

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TDRefugee1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apparently you CAN stop the revolution.. Who knew?

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rossagesausage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Action, meet consequence.

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plastic_Strawman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dumbass, meet asphalt.

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RedTie45 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only mistake was the cop didn't back up.

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centexawesome 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would have been frightening to have that bunch running to you to render aid.

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yper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get fucked terrorist!

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Salacious_B_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

In Soviet California, revolution stops you!

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p1smo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I will never for the life of me understand people who think that they can jump in front of moving vehicles, and then cry and act like victims when they inevitably get run over.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG! That was amazing!

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Larpers

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faceaids1 5 points ago +5 / -0

The car says dodge. He didn't.

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yallsegregationist 4 points ago +4 / -0

these clowns still think they’re the revolution? they’re brainwashed corporate brownshirts

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1A_FTW 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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Ottovonbismarck 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare they call upon Him whom they so despise? Unless they mean Satan...

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zoober_floober 4 points ago +4 / -0

A shattered jaw would be nice.

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

"OH MY GOD"

Always.

Fucking muppets.

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458Ready 4 points ago +4 / -0

My gosh kids, go home.

What will you do when the side that is just watching in amusement, stops watching. You scream OMG when one of you gets injured from a case of stupid.

The pain is so much worse if others participate.

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ErOsion9o 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't stop the REEEEEEEEvoultion