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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's getting easier and easier to believe that literal demons walk the earth

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NoSteppy1776 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm way past the tipping point there. They're literally trying to normalize pre-teen girl porn now. It's not even subtle at this point.

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is that?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shadow snatchers are vile predators from the Shadowfell that lurk in dark places, such as rickety manors and ancient ruins, ambushing anything that draws near. Legends state that they were once humans that attempted to use magic to destroy the Plane of Shadow, then absorb the remains to become immortal. The ritual failed, and the shadow that washed through them transformed their bodies into mostly ephemeral shadow, and drove their minds to insane evil. They are lazy, but they have a deep hatred creatures that cast shadows, for they cast no shadows. They believe that casting a shadow causes creatures to be attuned to the Shadowfell, and so slay creatures with impunity, stealing their shadows to serve as undead minions. They also hate sunlight, as countless centuries dwelling in the darkness has caused them to falter at its touch.

Beware its claw attacks! A humanoid slain by this attack rises 24 hours later as a shadow under the snatcher's control, unless the humanoid is restored to life or its body is destroyed. The snatcher can have no more than four shadows under its control at one time. A shadow created in this way cannot create other shadows.

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Shadow_Snatcher_(5e_Creature)

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would it do that with its nails?

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

makes it easier to snatch children wandering alone at night

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everydaybetter 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's up with Biden's permanent semi-squint and forehead/eyebrow furling? Is that some sort of medical phenomenon?

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I_no_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too much Botox. Not kidding.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

He may have vision issues while trying to read the teleprompter.

Probably won't or can't wear contacts.

Handlers probably won't allow him to wear glasses.

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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe should cut his fingernails

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rnoot 0 points ago +2 / -2

Rogan is shit, deal with it.

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kanabiis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hes better then the actual moderator Chris Wallace.

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CaptainAHab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chris Wallace is a chode

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rnoot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now you're simpcucking for a prancing costumed clown from faggot Hollywood

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kanabiis 2 points ago +2 / -0

And still a better journalist than any that would be involved in any debate.

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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

4chan is leaking

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

8chan it is

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rogan would ask them both hard questions. Do you really need more?

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everydaybetter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rogan will fact-check them like he did Bari Weiss when she said Tulsi Gabbard was a toadi and Bari Weiss didn't really know what the word meant and had nothing to back it up.

But mostly it's a conversation, a really long conversation. Biden would go off into the weeds about his leg hair.

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rnoot -1 points ago +2 / -3

Rogan is prancing costumed clown from faggot Hollywood