I can remember being 5 and thinking satellites were millions of miles away.
Then I learned only 24 people have ever been farther than 400 miles away from earth and became depressed that leaving near earth orbit wasn't a bigger priority for humans.
It does make one wonder if one of the top reasons for the Democrats still pushing the virus is to get this guy away from people and having to campaign. Look at this shit.
what are ya? A junkie? Cmon man!
I'm gonna beat Joe Biden.
Heard he's up for reelection - Joe Biden
Depends on if he wins the pushup contest or not
You can't go in to a 7-11 without seeing an Indian - Also Joe Biden (R)acist.
And if you don't like him, vote for the other Biden.
I learned a lot about Roaches and kids jumping on my lap, and I like kids jumping on my lap.
"I'm joe Bidens husband"
Listen here, fat. The drugs are uh oh hey this is my wife Jill. I’m her husband.
I think the answer is “yes” at this point
Lucky guess: HCQ
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I can remember being 5 and thinking satellites were millions of miles away.
Then I learned only 24 people have ever been farther than 400 miles away from earth and became depressed that leaving near earth orbit wasn't a bigger priority for humans.
look what its done to Hillary!
I had an english teacher in high school with giant perky tits, wonder how saggy they're gonna get as she gets older lol.
Asking the real questions
And we're just one anti-satellite conflict away from never being able to leave Earth again. It's a far more fragile situation than most realize.
A million miles? Hmm geosynchronous orbits are only 22,000 miles up. But ya know.
A "million miles" would put a satellite outside the orbit of the moon (about 221K to 252K miles, or a mean of 238K miles).
yeah the thing.
Him and Trump on Joe Rogan is going to be glorious.
Is this true?!
Actually you can’t really know the screen wasn’t there just like the crowd we never saw either.
And a damn good one at that. C'mon, man!
Please add the flair.
But seriously, what is that thing? A portable screen for an outdoor venue?
Is it LCD, or just a projection screen?
"Um, could you move it up a little bit?"
he was talking to the CORN
Corn Pop!
u/Jefferson beat me by a few minutes. I only came in 2nd place in the Corn Pop Race!
Second place = First loser.
I'll be faster next time! Thanks!
Who was a bad dude, by the way...
There are more sweet corn signs than Biden signs so he thinks he's running against sweet corn.
Under-rated
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
Yes was there an audience? At all? I’m totally serious
On loan from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.
No fans to see the Jumbotron, why not earn a little walking around money?
Is it just me or does every picture from his “events” look like a scene from some weird dystopian movie?
Prep your shit. Stuff could get real.
It's not just you...
Definitely sum truth... till they prove otherwise... jumbo-tron.... Blahaha <3 MAGA2020
4 unverified sources told me they used this screen.
2 anonymous sources confirm the screen was used
Experts familiar with this can also confirm.
Tentative investigations possibly imply this was the 100% truth with perfect accuracy.
Move it closer
Someone watching a video said he brushed at a fly buzzing around his face, and an earpiece fell out of his ear.
You guys may remember that Hillary had a radio earpiece on during the 2016 debates. Can't use a teleprompter, so cheat using radio.
Hahahaha!
He just has his notes in front of him and maybe an ear piece for prompts. Funny though.
The fact that I wasn't positive this is a shit post really means something.
These people look like utter faggots. 20 feet apart. Jesus christ.
Is he trying to show us he is a man outstanding in his field? Womp, womp.
Dad, gimme back my phone!! Reeeeee!
Now in 3D! c'mon, man
Joe biden is the kind of person that walks forward to focus a camera instead of adjusting the lens.
Hard to tell if this is satire
Is he ever going to speak to people? This fuck only speaks to cameras, lawn chairs, and corn.
No this can't be real. Please tell me this is a shitpost
forealz or shitpost?
it's got the shitpost flair, but I had to double check. This really is peak clown world.
The flair was added post-stickie.
When they say Joe is outstanding in his field, think of this.
Dad, please!
😂
This is proof enough that he's getting fed lines in his ear.
They'll definitely try at the debate.
Trump should walk over to him and check out his ears... holding a camera.
And he still read it wrong.
did they really go out into an open field to try and prove us wrong?? lol
“Move it up”
What comorbidity does this joker have that requires 6 meters of distance between him and the next person?
top kek.
Hahaha they're getting wider apart! What now, the Chinese Flu suddenly grew legs so now it can get you from 20 yards away?
Pathetic.
Not sure if serious
That's a big crowd!
He might have had a larger tablet/ Microsoft surface, but when you aren’t taking questions it probably isn’t needed.
He was nonsensical, slurring and slow...
The worst part is you believe it.
Hilarious! Sad but true! Good one!
Dude's getting set up for a head shot
Is this for real? Seriously for real?
It does make one wonder if one of the top reasons for the Democrats still pushing the virus is to get this guy away from people and having to campaign. Look at this shit.
Children of the corn.