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posted ago by FluManChu ago by FluManChu +3843 / -1
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ShmellyTunaMelt1 75 points ago +75 / -0

what are ya? A junkie? Cmon man!

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm gonna beat Joe Biden.

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KAGAnoRINO 19 points ago +19 / -0

Heard he's up for reelection - Joe Biden

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Depends on if he wins the pushup contest or not

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ginpunk 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can't go in to a 7-11 without seeing an Indian - Also Joe Biden (R)acist.

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NeonPurpleCharizard 11 points ago +11 / -0

And if you don't like him, vote for the other Biden.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 10 points ago +10 / -0

I learned a lot about Roaches and kids jumping on my lap, and I like kids jumping on my lap.

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DonaldTrumpsFish 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'm joe Bidens husband"

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FuckingJabronis 28 points ago +28 / -0

Listen here, fat. The drugs are uh oh hey this is my wife Jill. I’m her husband.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think the answer is “yes” at this point

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NoSteppy1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lucky guess: HCQ

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blacktankguy 31 points ago +31 / -0

I can remember being 5 and thinking satellites were millions of miles away.

Then I learned only 24 people have ever been farther than 400 miles away from earth and became depressed that leaving near earth orbit wasn't a bigger priority for humans.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 16 points ago +16 / -0

look what its done to Hillary!

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ronburgandy 7 points ago +8 / -1

I had an english teacher in high school with giant perky tits, wonder how saggy they're gonna get as she gets older lol.

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LoneStarDangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asking the real questions

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10MeV 8 points ago +8 / -0

And we're just one anti-satellite conflict away from never being able to leave Earth again. It's a far more fragile situation than most realize.

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BigCovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

A million miles? Hmm geosynchronous orbits are only 22,000 miles up. But ya know.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 5 points ago +5 / -0

A "million miles" would put a satellite outside the orbit of the moon (about 221K to 252K miles, or a mean of 238K miles).

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BigCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah the thing.

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SpaceForce 11 points ago +11 / -0

Him and Trump on Joe Rogan is going to be glorious.

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Lioncat331 44 points ago +45 / -1

Is this true?!

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starboard 18 points ago +18 / -0

Actually you can’t really know the screen wasn’t there just like the crowd we never saw either.

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NoSteppy1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a damn good one at that. C'mon, man!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please add the flair.

But seriously, what is that thing? A portable screen for an outdoor venue?

Is it LCD, or just a projection screen?

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Randomite 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Um, could you move it up a little bit?"

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Dckman 30 points ago +30 / -0

he was talking to the CORN

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psyop 15 points ago +15 / -0

Corn Pop!

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psyop 2 points ago +2 / -0

u/Jefferson beat me by a few minutes. I only came in 2nd place in the Corn Pop Race!

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Randomite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Second place = First loser.

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psyop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be faster next time! Thanks!

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who was a bad dude, by the way...

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swimminginthoughts 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are more sweet corn signs than Biden signs so he thinks he's running against sweet corn.

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Under-rated

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Jefferson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude.

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes was there an audience? At all? I’m totally serious

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Ithrowawaay 15 points ago +15 / -0

On loan from Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

No fans to see the Jumbotron, why not earn a little walking around money?

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rock_legend 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it just me or does every picture from his “events” look like a scene from some weird dystopian movie?

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prep your shit. Stuff could get real.

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wavearsenal333 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not just you...

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MagaHippie88 9 points ago +10 / -1

Definitely sum truth... till they prove otherwise... jumbo-tron.... Blahaha <3 MAGA2020

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Gmama2 9 points ago +9 / -0

4 unverified sources told me they used this screen.

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NuclearRocks1 5 points ago +5 / -0

2 anonymous sources confirm the screen was used

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Experts familiar with this can also confirm.

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tentative investigations possibly imply this was the 100% truth with perfect accuracy.

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mharr1s 8 points ago +8 / -0

Move it closer

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PinochetIsMyHero 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone watching a video said he brushed at a fly buzzing around his face, and an earpiece fell out of his ear.

You guys may remember that Hillary had a radio earpiece on during the 2016 debates. Can't use a teleprompter, so cheat using radio.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahaha!

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ShambolicPaul 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just has his notes in front of him and maybe an ear piece for prompts. Funny though.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that I wasn't positive this is a shit post really means something.

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mrsucko 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people look like utter faggots. 20 feet apart. Jesus christ.

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FLWoman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is he trying to show us he is a man outstanding in his field? Womp, womp.

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dad, gimme back my phone!! Reeeeee!

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now in 3D! c'mon, man

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OtisTheTownDrunk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe biden is the kind of person that walks forward to focus a camera instead of adjusting the lens.

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logical 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hard to tell if this is satire

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DippedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is he ever going to speak to people? This fuck only speaks to cameras, lawn chairs, and corn.

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Lad_status_wewd 3 points ago +3 / -0

No this can't be real. Please tell me this is a shitpost

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yallsegregationist 3 points ago +3 / -0

forealz or shitpost?

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DaemonKrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's got the shitpost flair, but I had to double check. This really is peak clown world.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 2 points ago +2 / -0

The flair was added post-stickie.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they say Joe is outstanding in his field, think of this.

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wavearsenal333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dad, please!

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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CleanLivingKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is proof enough that he's getting fed lines in his ear.

They'll definitely try at the debate.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump should walk over to him and check out his ears... holding a camera.

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ModelMinority 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he still read it wrong.

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amerika_f1rst 3 points ago +3 / -0

did they really go out into an open field to try and prove us wrong?? lol

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Gizmo17 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Move it up”

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2WrongsMakeALeft 3 points ago +3 / -0

What comorbidity does this joker have that requires 6 meters of distance between him and the next person?

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

top kek.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha they're getting wider apart! What now, the Chinese Flu suddenly grew legs so now it can get you from 20 yards away?

Pathetic.

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jamesgallden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sure if serious

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Shitsbrokeyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a big crowd!

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VCE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He might have had a larger tablet/ Microsoft surface, but when you aren’t taking questions it probably isn’t needed.

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was nonsensical, slurring and slow...

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_Donald-Trump_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

The worst part is you believe it.

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NotADemThang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious! Sad but true! Good one!

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forgotallapolis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude's getting set up for a head shot

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this for real? Seriously for real?

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

It does make one wonder if one of the top reasons for the Democrats still pushing the virus is to get this guy away from people and having to campaign. Look at this shit.

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 0 points ago +1 / -1

Children of the corn.

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