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LaisreVortnoc 5 points ago +8 / -3

Hate to sympathize with bitch ass Lebron, but muscle cramps really are insanely painful and prevent athletes from performing. The deputies, of course, are just plain heroes.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +15 / -2

In high school a guy on my football team went down with cramps once. Coach reached in his pocket, pulled out a bottle of pamprin and threw it at his head. "If you're gonna be a little bitch about your cramps, take one of these". Priceless. He had been carrying the pamprin for weeks, just waiting

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Pickles 8 points ago +8 / -0

I grew up in the same era. On the first day of football practice the coach would let us drink all the water we wanted at the end of practice, then run us up the hill for 20 minutes til 3/4 of the team was puking their guts out. God bless those old bastards!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

HELMET CHECK!

Rubber mallet smashes head

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JediMasterGandalf 5 points ago +5 / -0

In my day we'd take off our chinstraps and smack a guy's helmet with the snap. Victim couldn't rip that helmet off fast enough.

Good times ...