"Here we can see the bespectacled beta male in his natural habitat, in the midst of a progressive herd, those shrill cries you hear are his desperate mating calls. He hopes to attract a female by imitating the ones he follows, tricking them into getting closer. The beta male has had no luck so far, but his drive to find a mate will not allow him the relax. A chameleon of sorts, the beta male will assume many guises in his attempts to mate, but, if unsuccessful by nightfall, he will retreat into his consolatory internet message boards where he will search out other like minded individuals in order to find some comfort. His day will end with an hour-long perusal of internet porn, before he hibernates. Tomorrow, the cycle shall begin anew, thus is the journey of the perennial beta male."
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"Shhhh, get down!" points
"Here we can see the bespectacled beta male in his natural habitat, in the midst of a progressive herd, those shrill cries you hear are his desperate mating calls. He hopes to attract a female by imitating the ones he follows, tricking them into getting closer. The beta male has had no luck so far, but his drive to find a mate will not allow him the relax. A chameleon of sorts, the beta male will assume many guises in his attempts to mate, but, if unsuccessful by nightfall, he will retreat into his consolatory internet message boards where he will search out other like minded individuals in order to find some comfort. His day will end with an hour-long perusal of internet porn, before he hibernates. Tomorrow, the cycle shall begin anew, thus is the journey of the perennial beta male."