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BobbyTwoScoops 41 points ago +41 / -0

This meme has mileage to spare!

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Shitposter69 27 points ago +27 / -0

It gets 100 commies per gallon.

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GWNorthman [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

No brakes! 8)

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donaldismydad 5 points ago +5 / -0

my what pantifa strength to pull off a one-arm hand stand off the side of a train with NO BRAKES!

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jarasan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trumpnado!!!!!!!

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BeholdaPaleHorse 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why is he wearing a red hat to a Black Knives Matter traffic festival anyway? He’s lucky one of his fellow morons didn’t mistake him for an actual man and try to hit him with a skateboard.

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blahaha anyone noticed they all been wearing red hats lately... <3 MAGA2020

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take that hat and give it to somebody more deserving,

after I run it though my washing machine and dryer.

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ElvenGhostAgent 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm already onboard, I'm sitting in the dining car watching the triggered SJWs watching the glorious train flying by.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now he gets to be the only guy at the riot that can identify as a hood ornament.

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ignorant_slob 6 points ago +6 / -0

If we had a literal red white and blue Trump train that rolled from Seattle to San Diego we could get so much more material.

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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to crowdfund this! Imagine all the soyboys trying to stop the train and getting run over

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

My God. They would do that, too. And it's not even possible for a heavy train to stop before hitting them. I'd finally get to see a bunch of them die, sliced to pieces by a train.

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J3N93W 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, we did about 44 years ago or so. They painted the Southern Pacific 4449 in red, white, and blue for the bicentennial and it toured the country. There's still pictures online. The best part? The train is owned by the city of Portland! I'd feel some measure of satisfaction to see it appropriated for the campaign.

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only one handing out free tickets is for one way ticket helicopter ride... choo choo!!!! <3 MAGA2020

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SHALL_NOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is this guy from?

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SHALL_NOT 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks! This is pretty great. Amazing how the cops don’t want to stop and talk you off the hood when your foot soldiers are trying to kill them in broad daylight.

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GWNorthman [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Protestors" blocked a road earlier today, Cops were having none of it. He took a ride over the hood. Well to be fair the moron climbed on to the hood. Weeeee.

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Faster dad, faster!!

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BunnyPicnic 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's got a ticket to ride, he's got a ticket to riiiide. He's got a ticket to ride, and Trump don't care.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

isn't that a MAGA hat? Confused

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GWNorthman [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nooooo, just a red hat.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this kid wearing a fake maga hat?

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NixonsDMTdealer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope so. It makes the way it was removed even more enjoyable.

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Soon2BTaxRefugee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Medic!

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LordOfTheReeeeengs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Choo choo motherfuckers

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get RIGHT, or be Left behind

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themaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump train can plow dat

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

No tickets on Trump Train. Only ticket for free helicopter ride