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Nerdrem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha I got kind of drunk last night and called the California Highway Patrol, the conversation went like this:

Me- Hi is this the California Highway Patrol?

Them- Yes

Me- Do you guys call yourself chips like that TV show?

Them- What is it you need

Me- Well, I was just calling because I saw the video of one of your officers running over a protester and

Them- That wasn't our intention

Me- I just wanted to say good job, I want to see more of that shit. Anyways, just calling from Virginia to tell you that

Them- Oh, I was born in Virginia! Aaaalright hahahahah