I was out at a restaurant with a hardcore liberal vegan. She had been pushing the vegan nonsense on me all morning, and I was tired of it. I had been working hard so I was extra hungry. I ordered three hamburgers for lunch. She was like “three?? Why are you eating three?!?!” I responded “I’m eating the hamburger I wanted to eat, I’m eating the hamburger you SHOULD be eating, and the third one is to punish the cow for your insolence “.
Needless to say, she wasn’t too happy with me for the rest of the day :D
I literally did this once...
I was out at a restaurant with a hardcore liberal vegan. She had been pushing the vegan nonsense on me all morning, and I was tired of it. I had been working hard so I was extra hungry. I ordered three hamburgers for lunch. She was like “three?? Why are you eating three?!?!” I responded “I’m eating the hamburger I wanted to eat, I’m eating the hamburger you SHOULD be eating, and the third one is to punish the cow for your insolence “.
Needless to say, she wasn’t too happy with me for the rest of the day :D