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otistoole 25 points ago +25 / -0

Firing squad is expensive tho. I'll kill pedos and commies all day, for minimum wage. But I also want free beer and bat provided to me. And weekends off

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unclebobinator 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'll be your assistant and I'll work for free. I have enough passive income that this would be a hobby to me.

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otistoole 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're hired

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drsowells1fan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lady pede here. I'm great at sorting and organizing ammo. I wouldn't mind taking out a few pedos either. No charge.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawt

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take the weekend shift

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1080pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tips for passive income? Wife and I work hard for good money, but would love to develop some passive streams so we can shift focus to raising our upcoming son.

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unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

No tips that could help you I don't believe, unfortunately, as I'm a software developer for mobile applications. In between jobs (most of us junior programmers usually get the sack when a major project is finished) I work freelance. And in exchange for lower hourly rates I always ask for a percentage of profits.

Per project it sometimes work out, sometimes doesn't. But as a whole, plus my savings, I could comfortably go a year without working if I wanted to. Or I could work freelance sporadically through the year and work half as much and since I'm single still live comfortably. But I like the benefits and working in an office.

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FergieJR 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too many pedos it seems..... No weekends off

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otistoole 19 points ago +19 / -0

Aww fuck. Overtime

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BigAmericanParty 9 points ago +9 / -0

We're going to have to ask you to volunteer that time. Take one for the team. The overtime budget has been repurposed to supply fuel for the helicopters.

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. I'm ready to serve, up some home runs

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HillarysStrapOn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Free beer and commie disposal out here at the hog farm. Hogs need to eat and Fruit trees need fertilizer. All Day. Everyday.

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ShadowSix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forget water. Fluoroantimonic acid is the way

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