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CisSiberianOrchestra 75 points ago +76 / -1

Another solution: bird repellent gel around the edges of the sign. It's very sticky and hard to remove, almost like pine sap. And it will ruin any clothing it gets on.

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augustinius 30 points ago +30 / -0

Saw that video of someone smearing poison ivy all over his signs. I like the idea, but poison ivy feels weak sauce...

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whiskey_shitz 35 points ago +35 / -0

I dont know, poison ivy is terrible. I'd rather get shocked

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Elloelle5 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen!! The first time I got it took about 3ish days to go from is it a mosquito to infected. Ended up on steroids and antibiotics. Highly recommend if you like gross oozing and itchy.

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whiskey_shitz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Steroids usually clear it up in 5 days or so fyi. Dont ask me specifics though it's been years since I got it.

And yeah...that itch is unbearable. Serious bio weapon. I can spot the stuff 20 yards out anymore lol.

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AlohaSnackbar 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's the origin of the statement, there are only two types of people in the world, those that can identify poison ivy/oak at 100 yards, and those who've never been affected by it.

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whiskey_shitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes total sense

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ManyDirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use mean green soap, knocks it right out.

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ILLFinDoItAgain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have poison ivy all over my signs my high energy gardener did it on his own and then warned me about it

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rootGoose 27 points ago +27 / -0

You think'n "poison ivy in bird repellent gel"?

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Tranny_Fluid 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is the kind of next level thinking we need

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BladderBeerPoopin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thermite core. Micro igniter. 2 minute delay. Give em time to stash a block's worth in the trunk. A real flash mob.

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy fucks.

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davidmode 11 points ago +11 / -0

thank you for this! me and my neighbors are battling trump sign thieves... and i have a huge patch of poison ivy on my side property

xD

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augustinius 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hell yeah! Wear some gloves and tear the leaves up a bit first - get those oils flowing.

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UnwokePatriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hogweed is more potent

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AlphaNathan 17 points ago +18 / -1

You're giving leftists too much credit. They'll just electrocute themselves here.

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Satire 11 points ago +11 / -0

Depending on which charger is used. I have an electric fence charger intended for keeping bulls in their pen, and it is not to be trifled with. A pop from that thing sends a very strong message to not touch the damn fence.

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augustinius 14 points ago +14 / -0

Would probably zap the hairs right off the tranny’s nipples.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmmm... That actually raises a question. What do the bumps around a trannies nipples say? My wife's are braille for "suck here", not so sure of the trannies.

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augustinius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suspect a natural physiological reflex is for tranny nipple bumps to spell out “stay away.”

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, they ARE used to being tazed.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 15 points ago +15 / -0

It’s very sticky

Can you spread bird repellent on electric fencing?

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edxzxz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Axle grease is cheap, impossible to wash off, and gets on everything. Smear it all over the backs of the signs, nobody is going to bother messing with them - and if they do, they'll ruin everything they're wearing.

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augustinius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Washes out too well...unless you went to Golden Corral last night.

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

How do you apply it without ruining yourself?

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ILLFinDoItAgain [S] 0 points ago +0 / -0

Theres so much testosterone in these posts — my body is ready

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get the PIGNX brand with capsaicin. It burns AND is hard to remove.

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Loc12 63 points ago +64 / -1

Sad how you'll never see a story about this about any Democrat's signs

People on the right just don't go around abusing people for their political beliefs, but apparently they're the baddies

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tombombadil 42 points ago +42 / -0

There are people in my neighborhood with BLM signs. It has never even crossed my mind that I should touch those signs. If you wanna tell the everyone that you support Burn Loot Murder then go for it.

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Shitposter69 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'd personally love to burn those signs but I'm better than that.

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rooftoptendie 15 points ago +15 / -0

It makes me want to slap a GEOTUS2020 sticker on their car with gorilla glue.

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bluedevilga 18 points ago +18 / -0

Do that when they attend a BLM really. They will vandalize their own cars.

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DeplorableLA 18 points ago +19 / -1

I have posted this before but it is such a good idea, hope you don’t mind the repeat.

A neighbor put out BLM signs, hoping any protestors will skip her house. Every night between 7 and 8 pm, a neighbor walks his dog and then pauses to check for text messages in front of her house. As if on cue, just about every night his dog pees on the base of the sign, it is a thing of beauty.

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DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +7 / -6

well, there was a time people were ripping Hillary signs down, but that cunt deserved it

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tombombadil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah. After she lost and it became embarrassing to have if in your yard.

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lurkwellmyfriends 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bernie peeps were ripping all signs that were not Bernie. This somehow helps motivate people to vote for socialism, or something.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best was the person who took half of someone’s Bernie sign and left a note saying he was entitled to it because he had none and it needed to be redistributed to him.

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MapleBaconWaffles 7 points ago +7 / -0

I asked some friends first, so it was democratic sign theft.

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was legendary. I just told my fiance about this a few weeks ago.

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

The only time I support sign stealing is when they're on public (or ambiguous) property and littering up the place. JFC that is so annoying when they put up a sign every 6 ft on the median of the road. Just wasteful, and after the D-bag loses who's gonna come clean it up?

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maddog_dad 38 points ago +38 / -0

From the article, the guy's a former Dem. FYI

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unclebobinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even we have the best (former) Democrats. We just can't stop winning. And no I'm not tired of winning yet

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chuckachookah 18 points ago +18 / -0

Found the software developer. LOL

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davidmode 3 points ago +3 / -0

he learned to code

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Nomoralcompass89 24 points ago +24 / -0

The greatest part is the article says the sign owner was a Democrat turned Republican. Red Pills matter.

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DemsFuckKids 23 points ago +23 / -0

man, can't people just buy their own trump signs?!?!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 21 points ago +21 / -0

“I’m done with this,” he told WJAR in a report Tuesday. “I’m just trying to make a statement and say what I believe in. The electric fence is a deterrent. Horse wire carries a charge. It will certainly send a message.”

Oliveira — a lifelong Democrat who recently turned Republican — installed the fence two weeks ago.

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10gauge 20 points ago +20 / -0

I approve shock treatment for TDS

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

where's nurse ratchet

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ScreamingEagles 14 points ago +14 / -0

He should put job applications next to the sign. It discourages Biden's Basement Dwellers from getting too close.

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ChinaFlu 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like Garlic to Vampires

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Dumdum 9 points ago +9 / -0

We should do like they do with squirrels - make a whole course filled with booby traps and if they get to the top, they get the sign. It'd be great entertainment and we could call it Antifa Basement Warrior. All proceeds would go to a so called BLM organization (to get them to sign up), but actually be funneled to people buying MAGA hats.

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hemi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seriously officer, I don't how bleach/urine/insert_fluid_here got into the system, something is messed up with the plumbing, can't even drink the water here, because of kung-flu we've been waiting for weeks on a plumber. But as you can see my lawn is ruined now as well, plus damage to my signs.

So sick of these liberals thinking its okay to destroy other people's property because their feelings get hurt.

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VinnyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it all started with 'Everyone gets a participation trophy'!

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we have this pull from a vat of pepper spray? Theoretically...

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VinnyMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure; American ingenuity is what built this country!

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augustinius 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Pence is strong with this one.

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ILLFinDoItAgain [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This did not get enough upvotes

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deus_vult 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do they not realize every time they steal one and he puts up another, that money goes straight to the Trump campaign? In other words, they got this red-pilled former democrat to donate five times what he would have than if they'd left it alone.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 7 points ago +7 / -0

“I’m done with this,” he told WJAR in a report Tuesday. “I’m just trying to make a statement and say what I believe in. The electric fence is a deterrent. Horse wire carries a charge. It will certainly send a message.”

Oliveira — a lifelong Democrat who recently turned Republican — installed the fence two weeks ago.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen any “Democrats for Trump because we need someone to vote for!” Signs yet? HHa

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CommonSensePill 6 points ago +6 / -0

CRANK UP THE AMPS.

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MycologyofMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mine got stolen this week pedes, I bought Bird-X on Amazon! Those motherfuckers will have trouble with my trolling Democrats for Trump sign and my Trump 2020 no more bullshit after that and after that and after that and after that and after that and after that and my enlarged Trump Pence 2020 sign!!!

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toe the left, 1A simply means you can riot instead of being productive.

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ladypatriot_games 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good for this patriot. It’s sad this keeps happening to people. Hope it’s a niiiice even flow.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’m just trying to make a statement and say what I believe in. The electric fence is a deterrent. Horse wire carries a charge. It will certainly send a message.”

It certainly will!

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

And a former Democrat to boot too! This guy must have been red pilled hard!

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THELEADERSOFMEN 4 points ago +4 / -0

He called in to Howie Carr last week, based dude. Love that he’s School Board too.

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We_Are_Inevitable 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd consider anyone to be entering onto my property in the middle of the night to have hostile intentions and would fear for my life and would neutralize the threat by any means necessary.

But that's just me.

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hansgruber7 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Oliveira — a lifelong Democrat who recently turned Republican — installed the fence two weeks ago."

Guaranteed he's Brazilian. Nice to see people walking away. Outrageous that he had six signs stolen. For trespassing and stealing from someone else's property, the property owner should be allowed to use all force necessary to protect his property. Booby traps should be entirely legal.

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TheRealPizzaPope 3 points ago +3 / -0

During the 2016 election in Maine we were recommending people douse their signs in doe urine.

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augustinius 4 points ago +4 / -0

HONEYYYYY

THE BUCKS ARE FUCKING THE SIGN AGAIN

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

MARVELOUS, I love this man. Is he available?

If he does not post on this board, I nominate him for PEDE OF THE DAY. He is our friend, fighting the good fight.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Suspend a bucket full of donkey cum above the sign. If they touch the sign it will tip the bucket. They will, in a way, be f***ed by their own party symbol.

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analog_shitposter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That might encourage these people to show up..

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point!

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

“We will still your fucking signs!!”

“Don’t you know we are skilled tradesmen?”

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Winston_Smith84 3 points ago +3 / -0

He really needs to put a camera out there. Could be some great footage.

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darkliz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally high energy!

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analog_shitposter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don’t want to be a downer here but in some jurisdictions that’s considered a boobytrap and could present a legal liability. If his isn’t one of those jurisdictions, let’s crank up the amps and volts to 11, man

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DrinkMoreWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not hidden

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TGNX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there.

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Dumdum 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Latinos have had it with these gringos stealing their signs. They're bad hombres. Chinga madre

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THELEADERSOFMEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

He might be Portuguese? Lots of Portuguese in that area.

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augustinius 3 points ago +4 / -1

Portugal > Spain

Brazil > any other Spanish speaking country

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GottliebPins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Claymores work too.

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bfett81 2 points ago +2 / -0

HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK AND ROLL

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm hoping lethal amps are on tap

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PotBellyGoblin 1 point ago +1 / -0

A guy near me has his protected by razor wire. His sign looks like the outside of a max security prison.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope it doesn’t become a libtard liability

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GreatHumungous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good idea!

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crud, you beat me to it.

+1

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +2 / -1

The New Bedford School Committee member said everyone is entitled to their own political beliefs and opinions.

Not in the country I’ve been watching destroy itself for the past 6 months. We’ve reached a point where “believing in the wrong thing,” will get you: fired from your job, loss of income, ostracized and pilloried by the community. This country is on a very dark path. I pray God that Trump wins or it will get much darker.

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