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Nola96 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids"

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preferredfault 36 points ago +36 / -0

The worst part about that comment, is there are actually more poor white people than the ENTIRE black population in America. Which also shows how poverty = crime statistics are bullshit, because there's more poorer white people, and they commit less crime. It's not about poverty or opportunity or color.....it's about shitty ghetto culture, bad parenting, and too many racially based entitlements.

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GoldenEagle1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

One way trips to Liberia when?

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Konsaki 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's obviously because the racism inherent to the system turns a blind eye to wypypo when they break the law but froth at the bit to slam its heel to the neck of the darkies when they do the same! /s

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +7 / -0

And genetics.

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Meme_Too 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or no parenting. Black Dads Matter.

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Marshall 2 points ago +3 / -1

I agree. Put poor white people (mostly women sleeping with black men) in the ghetto culture and they commit more crime.

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

"I learned about roaches"

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love to see someone ask that dumb ass what he actually learned about roaches.

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

"And I love kids jumping on my lap"

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ODonMAGA 25 points ago +25 / -0

“We must re-elect Donald Trump”

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

👌 the one time he was right, along with "I'm gonna beat Joe Biden"

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-biden-beat-biden/

I hate snopes but the transcript provided indicates he responded “I’m going to be Joe Biden” in the context of the conversation. Is there any way to disprove he didn’t say that instead?

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Given the obvious similarity in pronunciation between “be” and “beat,” it’s not possible to definitively determine exactly which word Biden uttered during that interview, but in the full context of the conversation at that point, Biden’s use of “be” made perfect sense, while his saying “beat” would have been a rather bizarre non sequitur."

Okay, that's fair. But how did Snopes arrive at the definitive conclusion that it is false? Let's weigh all the evidence, all his gaffes, and ask ourselves, what is more like to have happened? It's pretty clear IMO that his incoherency far outweighs any meaningful moments he's had. He's called Barack "Barack America" and "Raprock Obama" for gods sake.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was listening to the Damage Control coverup defend that. What kinda loser says "I'm going to be Joe Biden"? Referencing themself in the 3rd person?

Fuckers try to memory hole when he said "Vote for Trump" lol "He didn't say VOTE for Trump! He said GOAD for Trump! As in, push his buttons!"

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IAFF4TRUMP 16 points ago +18 / -2

Look fat.

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MissoulaWes1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

CHAPTER ONE: When, you know, the thing.

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Strike_Eagle784 13 points ago +13 / -0

CHAPTER TWO: The hairy legs saga:

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot...I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it.”

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marikiri 6 points ago +6 / -0

so i learned about roaches

and kids sitting on my lap

🅰🅽🅳 🅸 🅻🅾🆅🅴 🅺🅸🅳🆂 🆂🅸🆃🆃🅸🅽🅶 🅾🅽 🅼🆈 🅻🅰🅿

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Strike_Eagle784 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHAPTER THREE: C’mon man!

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Shamb3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chapter Four: Listen Fat, you're a dog faced pony solider.

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Andre_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

Come'on. - Joe Biden

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amerika_f1rst 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon, MAN

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rooftoptendie 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

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nothingberg 1 point ago +2 / -1

>>>>>>>>> RELEVANT

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Lol_Garrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

"C'mon man!? Don't you remember when I said the... you know... the thing?"

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you_can_do_it 9 points ago +9 / -0

The only intelligent things that come out of Biden's mouth are when he misspeaks. That says a lot.

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Jetlagged 9 points ago +9 / -0

From the same author of “Reasons to vote Democrat”

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Scolopendra_Heros 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s not true he did say that The USMCA was a better deal

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Think about it"

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Sir_Doggo 6 points ago +6 / -0

C'mon man, his quotes are so intelligent our small peasant brains can't even comprehend the absolute splendor of his words.

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TheWilderness 6 points ago +6 / -0

COME ON MAN!

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swanzinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

We accept TRUTH over FACTS!

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HumbleGunGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should see his next book "Intelligible Biden Quotes".

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's true. Now he's incognito, AKA, Mike Obama.

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Too_Much_Winning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scientific American just endorsed Sleepy Joe, if that tells you anything about how far our print media has fallen.

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Sovren343 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do one with dumb Biden quotes.

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on, man! You're a lying dogged faced pony soldier. I say many intelligent things, you know, like the thing... and... hey, there's Jill, I'm Jill Biden's husband... Where am I?

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Crisis83 2 points ago +2 / -0

”We can only Re-elect Donald Trump” was pretty good. Shame it’s a little out if context.

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

What, no love for:

"you're a lying dog faced pony solider"

?

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ComradeDillBelassio 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed way too hard at this

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a really thin leaflet handed out as in-flight reading material, a la Airplane!...

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SecondProtectsFirst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on, man!

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ArcticPharaoh 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man.

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AngryWriter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This reminds me of the book, listed on Amazon "Why Socialism Works"

A+ review of the book:

"1.0 out of 5 stars This book is a con Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2019 Verified Purchase I have just received this book that cost me $9.49. It has a numbers of pages - 100? 200? with a simple phrase written in the middle of the page - It doesn't. What an intelligent way to make money - deceive the people who buy this book. The book I have just received goes straight to the dustbin. The author? has the audacity of including his photo on the back over. As I titled this review it is a con that proves that there's a sucker born every minute. And I am the sucker."

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/dwoN-FvVEsA You'll all appreciate this.

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Trubs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I GOT HAIRY LEGS

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...we cannot get re-elect, we cannot win this re-election -- excuse me. We can only re-elect Donald Trump"

--Joe Biden--

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably mumbled to his handlers that he's had to use the restroom before shitting his pants at least a handful of times. All things considered, I'd call that a win for him.

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Uncanny_Pigeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The only thing we can do is re-elect Donald Trump"

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WingmanMachete 1 point ago +1 / -0

"USMCA is a much better deal than NAFTA"

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SaltyPyrate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure kids hear words!

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amerika_f1rst 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simple.. yet so so spicy

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there an audio book version I can listen to on my record player before going to bed because I ain’t black.

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asiatrails 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some Joe quotes to ponder over

In the middle of a recession, where we're just climbing out of it, where the economy -unemployment is still at 9.7 percent, the idea of raising taxes and reducing spending is a prescription for disaster.

When we wrote the Constitution, the intention was to give the commander in chief the authority how to use the forces when you authorize him to be able to use the forces.

I graduated from the University of Delaware with a double major in history and political science.

If I don't run for president, we'll all be OK.

There's only one person in this race who will be there, who's always been there for you, and that's Hillary Clinton's life story.

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Left_isnt_Right 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know something about ROACHES!

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

""Folks, I voted for a fence, I voted, unlike most Democrats -- and some of you won't like it -- I voted for 700 miles of fence"

-- Joe Biden, 2006 ---

That wasn't dumb. Of course, today he would have to call himself WAAACIST for having said so - after denying he ever said it.

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

So how long does it take to book and release with no consequences, or do they not even look for them like in PNW?

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MeanMisterMustardCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

"C'mon, maaaaan!"

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7ftTallBarronTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reasons to vote Biden book is just as long

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can think of one!

“You should vote for Trump!” - Joe Biden (Nov 22 2019)

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OsakaRaccoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

There actually ARE some smart quotes from him, but first you must buy the earlier book editions that were, you know, written by other people.

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

COME ON, MAN!

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Inspiring words to live by

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NeverNotTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Unplagiarized"