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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 12 points ago +13 / -1

Lubricated in commie shit.

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Barack-Obama 30 points ago +31 / -1

I don't like lubricate personally. My wife wraps her dick in sandpaper and fucks me in the ass.

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 5 points ago +6 / -1

No I don't. You're too loose. I prefer to make you gag.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be honest, it's like parking a moped in an airplane hanger, isn't it?

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like a blimp in the grand canyon.

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deeluna 4 points ago +4 / -0

At first I was like wtf, then I looked at the user name...

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Barack-Obama 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks buddy! Sounds great!

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Kane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohhhhh...I love it when you talk dirty!