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WinnerPlaysTCU 357 points ago +359 / -2

I love this damn site

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lifeisahologram 109 points ago +109 / -0

“Da show talks about science and then says a poopy joke and I laugh so I feel smart and I like science”

The left on Rick and Morty

(TBF I like the show but I’m under no impression it’s intelligent comedy like some on the left believe)

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nachosamplerREBORN 71 points ago +72 / -1

Many of them also thought The Big Bang theory was for ‘smart people’ when it’s the exact same sitcom formula packaged in whatever is currently ‘cool’ which is somehow, nerds. Now you have people acting/dressing the nerd role, but aren’t smart.

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philasoma 51 points ago +51 / -0

Big Bang Theory w/o a laugh track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ib889nSZVU

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clang 13 points ago +13 / -0

This needs its own thread, bro. Post it and reap the upvotes.

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MondoBurger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy fuck what an amazing photo. Bunch of fucking psycho narcissists.

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gabwinone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, that's embarrassing....!

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LORD_RM 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dear God that was bad

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MAGA_MAN420 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy shit

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stratocaster_patriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well at least a phone has many uses, I still can't understand lining up for days to spend your last penny on Air Jordans.

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Servine 12 points ago +12 / -0

In fact, the Big Bang Theory relies on treating its audience as idiots, all their jokes rely on some stupid science reference, or obscure sci-fi, and hoping the audience doesn't get it.

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INK10 6 points ago +7 / -1

I actually enjoyed Big Bang for the first few seasons. Then I found out what a bunch of soy boys the actors were.

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Quietam_Unum 5 points ago +5 / -0

for the first few seasons.

I tried that. Made it two, maybe three full episodes. Laugh track told me where it was "funny" but it was not funny. Ever. Smarmy maybe (maybe) but not funny.

De gustibus non disputandum est.

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dakin116 7 points ago +7 / -0

God i never understood why so many people liked this show...I haven't seen a single episode and any clip from it is just pure cringe. Always assumed it was that BS where liberals act like you just don't get it

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brsmith77 5 points ago +5 / -0

I found it so much worse. Something like Friends still stands up today IMO. It is well written, well acted and genuinely funny.

Big Bang Theory is just terrible. Unfunny, out of touch, and cringe. Oh and the cherry on the top of the shit sandwich is the regular shovel load of virtue signalling and lecturing, on the end credits card, from the cretin who writes it.

Give me Married with Children any day. Al Bundy is my spirit animal.

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V43_of_ii_dim 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’ve been watching Justin Roiland’s cartoons since House of Cosby’s and can say with confidence that there’s nothing transcendent behind the toilet humor.

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Er-ror. Nu-anced Opin-on does not compute. World is binary. Er-ror. Er-ror.”

NPC

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're gonna want to make an app for that.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy Pelosi likes to claim to follow science and then says, "mother nature is furious with us."

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breakupbigtech 36 points ago +36 / -0

Rick and Morty isn't a cartoon just for lefties. It's pretty hilarious. The characters love guns.

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Harcerz 26 points ago +26 / -0
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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a figure of speech, Morty! I don’t respect them!

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fusreedah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah but Dan Harmon has one of the worst cases of TDS I've ever seen. He literally said that one third of Americans are Nazis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si6zc0LqJq8

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Notablitheringidiot 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yeah I’ve never understood hating on Rick and Morty.

Rick always struck me as a hardcore Libertarian lol

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Silencemennow 50 points ago +51 / -1

You should see the leftist version of this meme. Its an image of a man standing in front of the car and about 7000 words outlining why white people and cops are evil and socialism is good and orange man bad overlaid on it.

So many reddit upvotes and gold.

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you share/link?

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Silencemennow 18 points ago +18 / -0

tis but a shitpost mocking leftist meme failures.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Failures at humor in general. I saw a few minutes of a female stand-up on Showtime a couple minutes ago and there was nothing funny about it. "Women really had hairy bushes back then so abortions were really hard." The women giggled uncomfortably out of courtesy and the men sort of had looks of concern on their faces like they wanted the women to see they were sympathetic with all the challenges women face in life. There wasn't a single funny thing said the entire time I watched. It was just a bitch session with about as much intelligence to it as, "white people be like..... but black people be like....."

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Notablitheringidiot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This woman had an “award winning” special on Netflix a few years back

It was literally her just bitching about how hard it is to be a lesbian for an hour straight, not a single joke. Then she retired at the end of the show because jokes are offensive or something.

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Brucesky420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best site on the internet. Not gonna say change my mind after that, because you can't

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 124 points ago +124 / -0

Idk what is more hilarious. The dipshit getting thrown off the car or the dipshit holding up a sign that says black trans lives matter. Clowns gonna clown.

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Strike_Eagle784 50 points ago +50 / -0

HONK HONK

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Aoikaze2000 27 points ago +27 / -0

That's what the car did... right before it demonstrated how to partially impart momentum onto a loosely connected object, which was proceeded by a demonstration of friction onto a very rigid collision.

Wasn't that science lesson wonderful?

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Silencemennow 11 points ago +11 / -0

But surely the party of science member knew what the outcome of this would be?

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Aoikaze2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well yeah, what goes up must come down.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

dEFunD gRaVity 🤡🌍

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Two_Scoops__ 35 points ago +35 / -0

There's no better way to redpill black people than to start including trans in the diversity pot they're stirring. How do we get more of these signs printed and passed out at these "protests"???

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LoadedMonk 19 points ago +19 / -0

I vote "Black Autism Lives Matter"

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LoadedMonk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. I was more referencing the autistic kid who got shot after attacking police with a knife that the left went nuts over. Saying autistic black lives matter sounds like saying they're all retarded.

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DannyArcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could be effective as we don't wholesale endorse them as a community. Them and the gays are already on our blacklist. Those that support them are already too far gone if they haven't already suck started a shotgun. Always cracks me up to see fellow Black Americans fawn over Africa where they will imprison or kill you just for having that gay inflection in your voice. It's also a place where you can gamble on getting caught up in the next round of genocide. Sweet place right?

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Slick_Willy 33 points ago +33 / -0

Black trans get killed by black because blacks are VERY anti gay.

It is why Buttgig won Iowa and got 1% in the south, blacks HATE gays.

Note: Out in the open gays, not on the down low gays like Mike and Barry.

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STIDGIT64 -3 points ago +7 / -10

Blacks hate Gays because most of the blacks are gay but like for people to think they are real men.

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pmurTJdlanoD 3 points ago +3 / -0

most of the blacks are gay

lol that's a stretch but the cultural point makes sense

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just need to watch their mannerisms whe they believe no one is watching

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah, that trans people getting murdered talking point didn't make it long when they figured out it was a bunch of minorities doing all the murdering

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Oskar 9 points ago +9 / -0

The cop taking a victory lap is pretty good too

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TheTeutonicSensation 120 points ago +121 / -1

Ah, looks like he got all chewed up by the car... But wouldn't the cars always win???

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 24 points ago +24 / -0

Believe it or not, that was actually a chick that climb on the car

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Tpgsr 17 points ago +17 / -0

Was it though

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ProphetOfKek 29 points ago +29 / -0

You can tell by the very feminine set of balls.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn't you know? Ponytails and dresses are tools of the patriarchy.

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny thing is they bitch about patriarchy but then the dykes try to look like men and the tranny men adopt what we are told are the contrived oppressive trappings of a male dominated society (lipstick, dresses, etc.)

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LivebytheTendies 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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JohnnyThomas 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's for xir to decide, you fucking bigot.

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DosCucharadas 67 points ago +68 / -1

Oooooo that's spicy. Using the cucks' favorite show against them.

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Strike_Eagle784 44 points ago +44 / -0

In all fairness, I don't get how the cucks like that show. Rick and Morty doesn't spare punches lol.

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Strike_Eagle784 20 points ago +21 / -1

Rules for thee, but not for me.

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MassRelay 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't forget Family Guy

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Strike_Eagle784 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's sad how all it takes to be based now is not talking politics, and being funny. Comedy has died on the other side of the aisle.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least he donated to a food bank and not to Black Lives Matter Inc.?

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PensivePatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Roiland is on the Epstein flight logs.

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Deathlessly 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just saw Black Rifle Coffee guy do a collaboration with Corridor crew. You think they're secretly based too? And Freddie Wong. Maybe he's also based?

Because I know the Progressives hate Black Rifle Coffee. They use it as a punchline.

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Strike_Eagle784 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perhaps so, I don't really know Freddie or Corridor really well, so I'd have to look into it. A lot of people who really care about comedy have been gradually pushed towards the right.

As an aside, it's a shame that more people don't like Black Rifle Coffee, because putting my political bias aside, it's good coffee. It's just an added bonus to have a based coffee company to support.

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V43_of_ii_dim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freddie understands ALL of the frustrations around trying to run your own business. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t at least suspicious of the left, especially considering he’s been on record in the past sayin he doesn’t want to operate within the Hollywood system.

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Deploraboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ehh, I doubt Freddie is. He's on a dnd podcast with a bunch of people who will frequently point out things that are "problematic" and parrot left wing talking points.

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RocksCanOnlyWait 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do they even pay attention to the show though? Most of it is very anti-government. I guess that works for the anarchist crowd, but not the communists.

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slimcoat 63 points ago +63 / -0

That woman screaming "oh my god" is so pathetic. What did you expect would happen...? Are you really that surprised...?

I guess that's what happens when you live in a bubble.

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Silencemennow 16 points ago +16 / -0

The godless police hating left always call for God and the police when shit doesn't go their way.

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boxmakingmachines 14 points ago +14 / -0

What did you expect would happen...? Are you really that surprised...?

This surprises the absolute shit out of me as well.

Did these people really think another human (let alone another human who possesses a monopoly on force) would just let an angry, violent mob break into his vehicle and rip him to shreds??

They really expected him to just let them tear him apart for absolutely no other reason than being a police officer??

What fucking planet do these people live on?

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're talking about people who will watch a gang of Antifa/BLM/rioters stomping the shit out of a person and say nothing, but the instant said person pulls a weapon to defend themselves suddenly they're screaming "OH MUH GAWD" hysterically.

Or people who will themselves assault, harass, and threaten a person until they finally snap and pull a weapon while telling them to get the fuck back, and then scream "OMG HOW COME WHY PEE-POH SO CRAY-ZAY!?!?"

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Wheredidiputit 48 points ago +48 / -0

LOL Black Trans Lives Matter sign. There's dozens of us! Dozens! Dumbest thing ever. Black trans people are killed by other blacks. take it up with your community idiots.

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NvJohansson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Zero, that's the exact number of openly gay people in all of Africa.

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bellcurvestrikesback 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Why are you ghey"

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Dckman 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek.

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jtt888 6 points ago +6 / -0

I swear every black tranny is on TV. In the hood they say they're trans, they would be better off in Iran.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've always thought the same thing about women and especially feminists, "yeah but my husband gets to go to work but I have to stay home and......" Take that shit up with your husband, I don't give a single fuck.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 30 points ago +30 / -0

Now we see the violence inherent in the system....

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bellcurvestrikesback 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is an anarcho syndicalist protest!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Help! I'm being repressed!!!

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Miserable_company 5 points ago +5 / -0

... bloody peasant

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zebfross 28 points ago +28 / -0

Holy shit, this is epic. I almost can't believe how much people have been able to milk out of this short clip, lol.

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kag-2020- 13 points ago +13 / -0

And people say the left can't meme. They make the best memes imo. God bless them.

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +9 / -0

Id argue they ARE the meme, more than theyre actually memeing.

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kag-2020- 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's like saying an actor isn't making a movie because they aren't the one editing it. They do their part and deserve credit for it.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

It really is wonderful. I'm still laughing.

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Raindrops1984 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fake headline! There’s no man in that picture (except the one driving).

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only looks like an ugly gay woman but acts like a woman in the sense that she has no history or experience with what happens when you try to get physical and dominate someone. It's like the chick at the bar who starts throwing punches at men knowing that there will never be consequences for that and then bitches about how easy men have it.

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Trumptastic 17 points ago +17 / -0

That Xir at the end "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" as if the car did something wrong. LOL

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I caught that too. The outrage is hilarious given that you don't just get to hop on a cop car because you are an angry leftist dyke. OMG you're supposed to let her smash up your car you pig.

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Trumptastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. LEARN HOW TO PROTEST N00B!!

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Denvertick 14 points ago +15 / -1

Car vs cuck is my new favorite sport to watch

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lmao 13 points ago +13 / -0

nice find

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LevonRiver 12 points ago +13 / -1

I'd have to say the science is settled.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anonymous sources can confirm this to be true.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 2 points ago +2 / -0

it really looked like his head bounced off the pavement, hard, like TBI /skull fracture hard.

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garagedoorhandle 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can always count on these dipshits to chase cars and scream “oh my gawd” or “medic” after the inevitable face plant. So surprising that the car always wins...

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flopperdog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just beautiful

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Some idiot was protesting the President's visit to Cali and decided the best way to express himself was to climb on top of a car at which point the driver drove away and the idiot got a lesson in physics. Naturally every sane person laughed and meme'd the ever living crap out of his display of idiocy.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah. There have been protests in Sacramento the whole time, the MSM just doesn't report it, unless there's fire or a murder. These weren't new protests by any means. Same with Oakland, there have been protests there constantly, but they're keeping a tight lid on it.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theyre in an alien hospital waiting room watching some interdimensional cable, which is known for its bizarre and nonsensical shows.

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugly dyke decides to act like a retarded violent man and soon learns that it's not so easy to be a man and that there are consequences for acting violently way outside of your depth. Most men understand this reality by grade school. Sheltered safe space women who want to be men don't learn this.

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Americanism 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even their screams of "oh my god" sound retarded

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lurkwellmyfriends 11 points ago +11 / -0

MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC MEDICCCC

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Chronicles of MEDICC

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Robe 11 points ago +11 / -0

as a 20 year old, everyone I know loves this and loves trump. Not all youngsters are libtards. MICHIGAN GOING RED BOYS

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

And sign the petition FUCK WITCHMER

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, her resting bitch face just screams 'run a train on me'.

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I_no_asshoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is it a man?

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, most men don't think they can jump on top of a moving car and be allowed to remain there. She just doesn't have the instincts.

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I_no_asshoe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Or the skillz. Typical harpie Karen crossing the line.

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ThomasMaker 10 points ago +10 / -0

I actually think that is a woman(genetically speaking), are some memes floating around on twitter that indicates as much...

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MrsHBarker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Screams 'Oh my God' but hates Christians. Dumpster fire people.

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their "God" is an endless expanse of gas and rock called the "universe" and they can't believe in a creator but they sure can believe that all that emptiness provides all they need. Well it did in this case I guess.

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ThirteenPercenter 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL the commie chick screaming OMG twice

They’re always shocked that the laws of physics aren’t suspended for them unlike the laws of justice

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aussie_maga 9 points ago +9 / -0

OHMAYGAWD!! OHMAYGAWD!!

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CannonballJunior 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

The rretard is strong in that one.

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GrimmJack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Call 911... Oh wait...

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ObamasLooseButthole 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am 911

-cop driving

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I keep showing this Rick and Morty clip when I see commies get run over...but thank you (or whoever) for this one!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT.

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a former skater l remember that old face plant and elbow smash combo like it was yesterday. For that guy it literally was. 🤣

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Lord_wari 6 points ago +7 / -1

Car wins every time

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was meant to be

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CurtLoaded420 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHA! Dj... play it again.

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Strike_Eagle784 6 points ago +6 / -0

And here's the vroom xD

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

A trans life is about as meaningless as it can get honestly. Deny what God dictated and don't procreate and bring up a strong next generation. Failure on all levels as a basic human.

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BeachCruisin22 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a total and complete loser

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breakupbigtech 5 points ago +5 / -0

Before I clicked, I knew what it was gonna be, and that made it funnier.

L. O. L.

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insickness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been a long time since I've experienced this much schadenfreude.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 5 points ago +6 / -1

You guys have some talent. We need a video of the stupid bystanders in these situations. They always act shocked that someone responds to their bullshit. "Oh my God" "What the F_*k?" Like we are supposed to stand there and allow them to harass us.

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GitmObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

The anticipated sequel to Man vs Food. November 4th.... Soy vs Helicopter.

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BeanieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

So anyone have any idea how many people would need to stand I front of a car to prevent it from moving? Asking for an enemy.

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TerraHertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

No upper limit. Since flesh and bone are compressible.

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ssdj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wubba Dubba Lub Lub......

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Cambionr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wouldn’t the car just always win?

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booga 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is hilarious, love seeing morons like that get tossed aside.