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Smokey says: (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by workinating ago by workinating +4338 / -1
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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 45 points ago +46 / -1

Bucket full of Communist tears.

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cock_pushups 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hope the salt water is still effective in putting out the fire.

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MoonLevelStop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Communists are 75% water

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Redpill-notCommieRed 21 points ago +22 / -1

Needs to have Smokey tagged with a Trump sticker.

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MuadDon 11 points ago +12 / -1

Have POTUS force DOI to release the Sasquatch docs and these shitstains might think twice about entering the woods.

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sasquatch

Hmm...I think I've got the perfect solution to the communist problem here in the United States.
I'll need 10 Sasquatch costumes, 10 professional pipehitters, $20 million in an off-shore bank account, access to a couple of Blackhawks for a week, and a case of scotch.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their payload consists of:

  1. Flame retardant
  2. Commie Retards
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ZincOS 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the commies will set fires when they land.

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ChicomUberAlles 9 points ago +9 / -0

not if they are dropped from a sufficient height such as to reach terminal velocity and maximum stopping force

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ZincOS 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll light them in the air.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

air too fast wick no burn

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Show me evidence.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

how are you set forest a fire from the air, commies have laser eyes?

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

communists are highly efficient in matters of war.

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6079SmithW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also known as "splash height".

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MythArcana 7 points ago +9 / -2

Deportation will prevent 100%..

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7.62swinebuster 7 points ago +8 / -1

Like carpet bombing the forest floor with Hepatitis C and HIV.

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Dirk_Diggler 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy San Francisco's!

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blahaha... Thanks totally needed this!! <3 MAGA2020

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Danny1878 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have no idea where this falling out of helicopters meme came from. An at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

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bellcurvestrikesback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chile was threatened by commies in the 70s so a general took over, cleansed and stabilized the country, then handed the reins of power back to a new republic he formed when he was done and retired. To this day chile has the highest standard of living in S America due to him.

He would throw insurgents out of choppers (around 120) since they were committing acts of terrorism

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +7 / -1

[You forgot the 'Trump 2020' sticker on his radio collar]

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freundwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is the reference of dropping people out of helicopters?

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here you go New Pede.

The offer of “free helicopter rides” is a reference to the practice of killing people by dropping them from helicopters, made most famous by Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet in the 1970s. Sometimes Pinochet’s “death flights” were conducted over the ocean, but they were also done over rivers and sometimes the land. Hundreds of political dissidents are still unaccounted for from the Pinochet era, but a conservative government estimate from 2001 puts the number of people killed in Chile by being thrown from helicopters at 120.

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Magaskook 7 points ago +7 / -0

120? Those are rookie numbers

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was in Pre Alpha Stage.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think if our soy-fueld Antifa saw just one of their comrades drop more than half would be back down in their moms' basements in minutes. Then we'd know who's worth fighting.

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chile was threatened by commies so a general took over, cleansed and stabilized the country, then handed the reins of power back to a new republic he formed when he was done and retired. To this day chile has the highest standard of living in S America due to him.

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Woefully_Inept 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smokey says "Quit being a faggot. Stop lighting fires you pussy ass cucks."

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WalterEKurtz 4 points ago +4 / -0

i would like to remind everyone that the fbi says that all fires are 100% due to man made climate change. Therefore there wont be any free helicopter rides. Please also remember that all riots are peaceful. Also, that the FBI and alphabet agencies absolutely did NOT work with and provide material support to the obama\hiden administration to spy on the republican presidential candidate, president elect, congress and US citizens. They also have never planted evidence or destroyed evidence to the contrary. Thank you for your cooperation.

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VinnyMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only YOUR helicopter can prevent forest fires!

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Hillandbill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Need some way to scare antifa out of the forest, where's bigfoot when you need him?

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

A FABRICATION OF THE LEFT.

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OkieRedPiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great!!

But all bears need the Trump sticker

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The right to arm bears is crucial

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fires will always happen but I bet 60-70% could be eliminated if arson can be stopped, people don’t do dumbass shit (gender reveal mishap) and better land management

I love to rag on Canada but BC has had far fewer fires this year compared to the north border states

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Kracalactaka 2 points ago +2 / -0

top kek

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Lord_wari 2 points ago +3 / -1

Liberals would complain helicopters are causing global warming

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the upside, you won't have to listen to them on the ride back.

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freundwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG this cracked me up!

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fingerofkek 1 point ago +1 / -0

His brother Gunny pilots the helicopter.

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Pepe_Vult 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thats how you feed Smokey!

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Fennch 1 point ago +2 / -1

Can someone explain to me all of these helicopter ride memes? I was not online for a week or so here due to camping. It seems funny, but I don't understand the context.

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chile was threatened by commies in the 70s so a general took over, cleansed and stabilized the country, then handed the reins of power back to a new republic he formed when he was done and retired. To this day chile has the highest standard of living in S America due to him.

He would throw insurgents out of choppers (around 120) since they were committing acts of terrorism

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The_kool_mom 3 points ago +4 / -1

Look upthread, fellow pede. I wondered, myself - although I always chuckled at it even without fully understanding! The more you know...thanks @ShmellyTunaMelt1. (Geesh, was the name shmellyTunaMelt already taken so you had to put 1 after it??)

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, public schooling has failed generations. The joke is tongue in cheek for the initiated on Augusto Pinochet. Getting the full context, you will understand the antihero properties and the joke therein.

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We_Are_Inevitable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dropping commies out of helicopters so they go splat on the ground.

But also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_flights

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OkieRedPiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commies like free shit (free helo rides)

Remember when your dad said nothing is free

What goes up must come down

Hope commie enjoyed his free ride, time to go pick another one there’s a long line

Funny, when the next commie gets on they never ask where the prior commie went.

But its free

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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workinating [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't have a helicopter, so this will have to do for now. I'm saving up for an Osprey.