J-School Major. Possibly the dumbest people on earth. They live in this magical fantasy world with no understanding of real life.

I worked with one once. Entire building lost power. They were had no idea why the coffee maker didn't work but the hallway lights and phones did. Had to explain that those are life safety (need to see to exit in a emergency and need to be able to call 911) so have backups, the coffee machine doesn't.