Good evening Centipedes

No big deal, just your favorite President hopping on Air Force One direct from SECURING PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where he took any and all questions from “undecided voters” (ABCs hand picked hit squad). ABC is airing 90 minutes of the God Emperor holding court at 9pm ET.

Pennsylvania went red in 2016 by a margin of 0.7% -- the narrowest difference in a presidential election for the state since 1840. Since then, despite fake poll after fake poll claiming Biden is up, Republicans have netted seven times as many registered voters as Democrats. MAGA is now in control:

“They’re like, ‘Oh, I want to be in the Trump party.’ It’s kind of funny. ... I’m like, ‘You mean the Republican Party?’ They’re like, ‘Oh, yeah.’”

THANK YOU PENNSYLVANIA FOR GETTING THOSE NUMBERS UP. ALL EYES ARE ON YOU.

THEY WILL TRY TO STEAL THIS ONE FOR SURE. YOU ARE ON THE FRONT LINES OF MAGA.

GODSPEED, PATRIOTS.

Now gather round with thousands of frens and watch Lil George Stephanopoulos attempt to moderate the unmoderatable President Donald J. Trump:

Livestreams have ended. If you find a link to the replay please comment it so I can update the post.

Oh yeah, ABC News offered to host a similar town hall with Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Hiden, but ABC News and the campaign were not able to find a mutually agreeable date. lol ok Joe!