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Titan93 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lol I hope that's not shopped

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Flipbarryfromreddit 23 points ago +23 / -0

It’s a real photo

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oorahcreamedcorn 16 points ago +17 / -1

How does one eat a sandwich with that?

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SendThemBackToCanada 14 points ago +15 / -1

He doesn't. He eats the souls of children killed by bombs. Why do you think he wants to increase more conflict? He's a demon, good sir.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every bite is dusted

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sammich wouldn't be too hard, but imagine something like spaghetti. Or soup. Or spitting...

There is a reason the N. Koreans call him Push-Broom.

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canuckastani 10 points ago +10 / -0

Legend has it that's where the WMDs are buried.

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine how pedo he looks without that porno stach. Scary

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NADSAQ 27 points ago +27 / -0

I’ll never forget when President Trump said if it was up to Bolton they’d be on World War Six while he was still employed

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HCQaddict 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it was up to Bolton we would be up to our ears in mustache hair

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here’s an article from January about it, although I’m fairly sure it wasn’t the only time Trump dropped this zinger: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-says-us-would-be-in-world-war-six-if-hed-listened-to-bolton-2020-01-29

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn’t tell you, but it was towards the end of his employment. One of those in between press secretaries, outside the White House press junkets. Wish I could narrow it down more.

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck War-Walrus

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Flipbarryfromreddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck Bolton. Send him and Peter Strzok, Schiff + Nadler to GITMO already. Peter Strzok repeated the Russian collusion hoax on meet the press yesterday!

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BasedTexasCPA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gallows in front of Congress, lower carbon footprint

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endthefed11 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn all the neocons to hell.

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GEoP 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bolton was there to make trump look good by comparison... And it worked.

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Balzenburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used him as leverage with Iran. He was a puppet. It was a tactic and a very effective one. If Bolton is on the team the otherside is scared because he is insane and wants to go war.

Art of the peace deal.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, I see that too.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a man with a mustache myself. How the hell do you eat or drink with that and not get it dirty?

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Its_Lt_Col_to_you 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best employers recognize and utilize their employees strengths to the advantage of the company... Trump is awesome at this.

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I can see is The Dude sucking white russian off his stash.

"Hey, Marty."

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Matrix_Exodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He even grooms his mustache to look like a mushroom cloud

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

After daddy sent him packing he got a job at Sea World. Throw him a fish and he balances it on his nose until you honk a horn and then he'll swallow it whole. It's amazing he found something within his skills range.

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BeOne420 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like the walrus that eats the babies in Alice in wonderland.

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jestestuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

His moustache took over him.

Damn I miss original Top Gear. Another show ruined by new wave of correct imbecilness.

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TheBigKahuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

"disgruntled employee" I was expecting there to be an article describing this. Is the OP the disgruntled employee?

It's late. I'm confused.

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Kornstalx 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair he does sport a glorious, envious, mustache.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

look at that 3-incher

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UNfreeNewZealand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t care for the man, but .... that is an amazing photograph.

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jarasan 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is hiding something real ugly with that unsanitary olfactory efficacy reducing hair ball on the upper lip sh1t.

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Badgunno 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a fn amazing mustache.

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vaporwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

he looks like a simpson's character

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Pompeo/Bolton good cop/bad cop routine was an excellent way to handle the terrorists. Mr. Mustache is just butthurt that he didn't get to keep his job.

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PatriotBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump simply used Bolton to learn what a warmongering narcissist would do to promote US military hegemony in lieu of efforts to achieve peace.

Learn how to achieve what the US has been doing for the last number of decades and get a sense on how to build something different.

Voila... Trump is now scoring Nobel points even if they're as worthless as Reddit karma.

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TexSolo 0 points ago +1 / -1

I will say, I bet his wife likes that damn thing.

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Lord_wari 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s a nice mustache

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Rhayne -5 points ago +13 / -18

Holy fucking mustache!!

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Pecker2002 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t believe that’s not digitally enhanced.