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Titan93 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lol I hope that's not shopped

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Flipbarryfromreddit 23 points ago +23 / -0

It’s a real photo

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oorahcreamedcorn 16 points ago +17 / -1

How does one eat a sandwich with that?

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SendThemBackToCanada 14 points ago +15 / -1

He doesn't. He eats the souls of children killed by bombs. Why do you think he wants to increase more conflict? He's a demon, good sir.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every bite is dusted

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Sir_Schadenfreude 1 point ago +1 / -0

A sammich wouldn't be too hard, but imagine something like spaghetti. Or soup. Or spitting...

There is a reason the N. Koreans call him Push-Broom.

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canuckastani 10 points ago +10 / -0

Legend has it that's where the WMDs are buried.

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ChelseaHubbell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine how pedo he looks without that porno stach. Scary

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NADSAQ 27 points ago +27 / -0

I’ll never forget when President Trump said if it was up to Bolton they’d be on World War Six while he was still employed

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HCQaddict 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it was up to Bolton we would be up to our ears in mustache hair

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here’s an article from January about it, although I’m fairly sure it wasn’t the only time Trump dropped this zinger: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-says-us-would-be-in-world-war-six-if-hed-listened-to-bolton-2020-01-29

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I couldn’t tell you, but it was towards the end of his employment. One of those in between press secretaries, outside the White House press junkets. Wish I could narrow it down more.

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Oback_Barama 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck War-Walrus

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Flipbarryfromreddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck Bolton. Send him and Peter Strzok, Schiff + Nadler to GITMO already. Peter Strzok repeated the Russian collusion hoax on meet the press yesterday!

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BasedTexasCPA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gallows in front of Congress, lower carbon footprint

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endthefed11 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn all the neocons to hell.

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GEoP 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bolton was there to make trump look good by comparison... And it worked.

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Balzenburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used him as leverage with Iran. He was a puppet. It was a tactic and a very effective one. If Bolton is on the team the otherside is scared because he is insane and wants to go war.

Art of the peace deal.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, I see that too.

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a man with a mustache myself. How the hell do you eat or drink with that and not get it dirty?

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Its_Lt_Col_to_you 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best employers recognize and utilize their employees strengths to the advantage of the company... Trump is awesome at this.

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I can see is The Dude sucking white russian off his stash.

"Hey, Marty."

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Matrix_Exodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He even grooms his mustache to look like a mushroom cloud

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

After daddy sent him packing he got a job at Sea World. Throw him a fish and he balances it on his nose until you honk a horn and then he'll swallow it whole. It's amazing he found something within his skills range.

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BeOne420 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like the walrus that eats the babies in Alice in wonderland.

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jestestuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

His moustache took over him.

Damn I miss original Top Gear. Another show ruined by new wave of correct imbecilness.

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TheBigKahuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

"disgruntled employee" I was expecting there to be an article describing this. Is the OP the disgruntled employee?

It's late. I'm confused.

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Kornstalx 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair he does sport a glorious, envious, mustache.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

look at that 3-incher

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UNfreeNewZealand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t care for the man, but .... that is an amazing photograph.

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jarasan 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is hiding something real ugly with that unsanitary olfactory efficacy reducing hair ball on the upper lip sh1t.

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Badgunno 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a fn amazing mustache.

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vaporwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

he looks like a simpson's character

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Pompeo/Bolton good cop/bad cop routine was an excellent way to handle the terrorists. Mr. Mustache is just butthurt that he didn't get to keep his job.

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TexSolo 0 points ago +1 / -1

I will say, I bet his wife likes that damn thing.

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Lord_wari 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s a nice mustache

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Rhayne -5 points ago +13 / -18

Holy fucking mustache!!

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Pecker2002 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t believe that’s not digitally enhanced.