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iIndianaJones 119 points ago +119 / -0

NEVER! They inflict pain on themselves.

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swanzinator 25 points ago +25 / -0

In Biden we have pervasive elder abuse... with CNN we have chronic journalist abuse.

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JKillen 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know those people who write books about leaving the world of Scientology? I feel like one day they're going to write books like bad about working at CNN

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Arwyn3x 14 points ago +14 / -0

And here is the most sobering thought of all. My older sister, 83, lives on Cape Cod and hates President Trump so much that she is trying to convince we sisters to vote Democrat, regardless of Joe Biden's dementia.

Anyway, we thought we could reason with her but in a conversation with another sister she said she has started to experience jaw pain. My sister asked her if she was clenching her teeth and she said "yeah, every time someone mentions Trump's name, or I see him on tv, or just think about him."

Oof, there is no reasoning with that, so now we just pray for her.

CNN and Madcow did that to her.

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Donald4thewin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad but her Trump Derangement Syndrome sounds terminal.

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

I wonder how painful it is for people who regularly watch CNN and glue their eyes to the covid numbers panel waiting for them to tick up so they can get high on that fear rush.

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iIndianaJones 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's 24/7 Panic Porn. That's all it is. And the blind eat it up. CNN know exactly what they're doing.

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Bramble 9 points ago +9 / -0

they inflict pain on the country

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard they call him “Pooh Bear” because he likes to get his shit pushed in.

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OlLadyPede 49 points ago +49 / -0

Never. Unlike that kid in school, CNN has no soul. Continue memeing to death.

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Warboss_Squee 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN confirmed ginger.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol kek

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usernamenottaken 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are evil and sick!

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fumbl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

People WILL start holding the press personally accountable

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Bullet3250 19 points ago +19 / -0

They are a Propaganda machine..... they are the ones who gave BLM credibility, they are the ones who pushed 'Hands up Don't Shoot' across America -

They are not stupid... they are POLITICAL LIARS.

And people are going to die because of these lies.

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

At our rally yesterday vs regular BLM protesters were screaming bad they're not with the BLM movement... While holding BLM time...

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DillyDilly 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never. We just need to smile and wave boys.

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blacktankguy 31 points ago +31 / -0

I love how the Bee retracted this post because it came true.

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slashp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did they?

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blacktankguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, its hilarious - satire ontop of satire

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1306012965259354113

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slashp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing

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4cdarth 18 points ago +18 / -0

Then they sent the creators of said parody article to their re-education camps because it happened. (Posted it yesterday if you want a glance at what Bee said)

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John_Smallberries 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you said this were true I'd believe you: "This is simply beyond the pale," said CNN Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta. "No one here is social distancing, no one is wearing masks. People are smiling and sitting next to each other. It's a bloodbath here. It's almost as if President Trump is trying to kill these Middle Eastern leaders. This man truly has no shame. Just when you thought this president couldn't stoop any lower, he defies expectations and goes lower. This is truly a day of national embarrassment for this country."

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ZEEOHHSIX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are you telling me that’s a real quote?????

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poe's Law

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John_Smallberries 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, sorry, it's a copy/paste from the Babylon Bee article referenced above. But you proved my point. The left is so batshit crazy that they'll say stuff like this.

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ZEEOHHSIX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha no worries. I would have 100% believed it. They usually try to be more subtle about it though which is why I was surprised.

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JS_Mill 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need a new category. Not-not the bee.

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Pelayo 49 points ago +49 / -0

Just ban them from all ‘pressers‘ already...

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philandy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep, it's all "entertainment" not news.

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Guruchild 11 points ago +12 / -1

He absolutely can. But he knows it's not wise to interrupt the enemy while they make mistakes.

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zabbers 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah. He can ban whoever he wants. (i.e. the WHCA)

He just doesn't because then they wouldn't cover his events at all.

WHCA is an old-boys club for when people mainly watched "the big 3 networks" and needs to be replaced with rotating invites.

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zabbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure if any court case dictates the structure of press corps, but either way the court is wrong and is overstepping their authority over the executive. The president isn't required to have press conferences at all.

Their creation was specifically to favor some press over others. They simply wanted their circle to have that power instead of the government. But at least the government is chosen by the people. The press corp is inherently an elitist anti-democratic group.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

And who decides that the WHCA gets access?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see the WHCA named anywhere in the constitution though. And if they were, they would be a part of the government and their exclusion of certain parties would be a similar violation.

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Pelayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it just a courtesy afforded to the press Corp...a tradition rather than a dictate?

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Pelayo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the info..

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Bax101 46 points ago +46 / -0

The sad part is all the retards who continue to watch this and that's all they think. They cannot even grasp everything that there is peace in the Middleeast.

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Coslin 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be honest, after 42 years on this planet myself, I can't grasp it either. It's like a - have to see it to believe it kinda thing.

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Bax101 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's been a longtime in the making. My company was shipping all sorts of things to Jordan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Dubai for the last 3 years. All government contracts parts of some huge operation. Some of it was military contractors other were supplies. Was wondering when it all would go down. It was in the news for a while in the Middleeast. Obviously not a peep was mentioned here ever.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

And those same retards call us brainwashed. Yes the people who repeat verbatim what they heard from all the massive corporate media companies are the real thinkers of our society.

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JonnyB 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's so overt at this point that it's laughable. I can't wait for the day CNN dies from low ratings.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 28 points ago +28 / -0

Their goal isn't profit.

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Wtf_socialismreally 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yup, private funding will keep them afloat.

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Bedminster 27 points ago +27 / -0

If you're a CNN viewer you're an abject retard and I 100% guarantee you have a Biden lawn sign.

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Wtf_socialismreally 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Europeans who sit on Reddit bashing Trump, America and propping up the left are shaking that you are calling them out.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

All three of them.

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philandy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don't they mean White House protest?

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm..."Stop you have to wear a mask here."

"I'll just use my card carrying professional protestor exemption, there Ma'ir."

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MaxineWaters4Prez 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh no, look at that Coronavirus death count... 11,717!

Thats 62 deaths per day! Barely more than one person per state per day!

I'm so thankful 40 million American families went jobless in response to octogenarians dying.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would anyone be depressed? We're all in this together! In this uncertain times...

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

New Normal

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as we leave time for all the deaths and misery from hospitals and doctors not dealing with essential procedures.

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +13 / -0

I saw that picture yesterday and I thought it was a shitpost

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HEXEN 11 points ago +11 / -0

How is CNN still in business? Who's funding these idiots?

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Facebooks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why is this type of media allowed it’s clear as day propanda constantly

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GoldenEagle1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our right to peaceably assemble is already dead because the flu so we may as well fire back at these fuckers. Also we did have laws making propaganda illegal until bathhouse barry came along.

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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was called the Smith-Mundt Act. Obama ripped it to shreds when he had the chance.

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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that's the case then we still need to hold these bastards accountable. You shouldn't be able to print outright lies and get away with it.

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NotableBuffalo 8 points ago +8 / -0

That was real? Holy shit I honestly thought it was a shitpost meme yesterday.

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NotableBuffalo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow.. Poe's law

The Bee can't parody fast enough to keep up with CNN's decline.

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radioactivedk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zucker should be cancelled.

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Undying 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are people who only watch CNN. Can you imagine their shock when someone tells them there is peace in the Middle east?

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nickybops 5 points ago +8 / -3

NATIONALIZE CNN AND FIRE EVERYONE AND HIRE BASED PEDES

THEN UNNATIONALIZE IT

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SAW2TH 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to start memeing great events in history through the CNN lens where the obviousness of the event is ignored in favor of some agenda.

Example: Americans plant flag on the moon - CNN accuses American government of systemic environmental terrorism by littering and leaving trash behind.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

That happened at CNN a few times but never caught on.

"Easter Worshipers" [Christians murdered by Muslims]

"Austere religious scholar" [fanatical religious zealot]

"Those with a uterus" [women]

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BasedOnWhat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clown News Network

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PenjaminFranklin 5 points ago +5 / -0

CNN knows no one is watching. They do this bullshit bc ppl walking by in airports only see no social distancing and no World Peace.

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The_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

We literally have peace in the Middle East - the holy grail of diplomacy. And these soggy cunts can’t stand to give a breath of credit to the Trump administration. Cnn isn’t news or even entertainment they’re straight up working against the US.

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just refuse to acknowledge any of the Presidents achievements like at what other time would a huge news channel not report on Peace in the Middle East I mean this is something people have been talking about for decades and they are SEETHING that Donald Trump got it done

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Westonian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny how they conveniently remember there's a pandemic whenever Trump supporters are gathered but completely forget about it when BLM protestors gather.

Smartest virus ever. As long as you're ignoring social distancing for the right reasons you won't get infected!

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Rucktoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babylon Bee should hire the person that came up with this!

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least they are now admitting he has a large crowd.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

They only sell death and fear, anxiety and depression.

A third of their screen is constantly occupied by the manufactured fake numbers of "cases" and "deaths" from the Chinese cootie, plus the hurricane.

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Redmerc1999 3 points ago +3 / -0

I genuinely thought someone had photoshopped the text in the white box as a joke, but ..... that's actually what they ran? Holy fuck.....

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

When can we start arresting these people?

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is probably the order of events if the radical left actually won.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Deal.

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ATRAYA 3 points ago +3 / -0

So they FINALLY admit, Trump draws large crowds....

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nointernetforyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN cannot wait for that global death counter to hit 1,000,000. You know they had production meetings about it and how it will be a "special day" its disgusting. Not to mention it is the OLD death count before CDC admitted 6%.

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Batman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know who is more idiotic: CNN or the people who watch it for their news?

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Robbie06261995 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm going to have to start bringing sheets of paper with me to the office with FAKE NEWS printed on it to tape over the screen on the elevator which for some idiotic reason shows CNN. Should see who I can talk to about getting that changed.

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A_Deplorable_Basket 2 points ago +2 / -0

There should be campaign ads with CNN side by side with reputable reporting on the same issue. Same thing with NYT to try to wake up people that still think they’re reputable news sources

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tonightm16 2 points ago +2 / -0

"BLM holds a peaceful protest with large crowd, little social distancing"

Peaceful protest because even if they were burning the place down its what they would call it. Until they say that I don't give a fuck.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Some people scribbled on some things."

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jcsbck 2 points ago +2 / -0

America hosts World Peace event*

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSM is the enemy of the people.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be the only time they admit to a large crowd- only because they try to find every conceivable negative angle.

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midareashi 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? That headline was real? I thought someone Photoshopped it as a joke in another thread!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babylon Bee was what was posted.

CNN writer discovered she can just change the Bee's headline slightly and the stories write themselves.

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Ih8leftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unbelievable

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JohnR23 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW! Just when you think that they’ve scrapped the bottom of the Fake News barrel and it tastes like wood chips, they throw these chunks of concrete from the foundation under the floor at us.

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Pompelulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

the creativity to bend the truth is astonishing. I respect that. In a what is your last wish kinda way

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