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CisSiberianOrchestra 54 points ago +55 / -1

He looks like he drives a Pontiac Firebird and owns every Journey album.

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Pepedom 27 points ago +27 / -0

...go on...

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KAG4Life2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

queue girls swooning noise

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Bluestorm83 15 points ago +15 / -0

Okay, now, I'm not saying he uses those things, but being "Lord of All" would imply that he does indeed own every single Journey Album, every COPY of every Journey Album, and also every single Pontiac Firebird.

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AtomicShnoz 51 points ago +52 / -1

Ok, i'm gay now

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BigPedeEnergy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Buy the LGBT for Trump flags to trigger people

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Leucophylla12 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s only gay if you cum

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TrumpsterFire2020 31 points ago +31 / -0

You do know that this is blasphemy? Still kek'd

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PeaceThroughStrength [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

well, I'm saying he LOOKS like Jesus, not that he IS Jesus.

Spez: kek

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BigPedeEnergy 12 points ago +12 / -0

I pray God blesses the memesmith with his mercy in this, holiest of meme wars. Maybe you should, make some memes for God as penance for the super spicy ones?

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PeaceThroughStrength [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here's a couple of wholesome or based-religious ones I have saved.

Enjoy

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DonaldWashington 6 points ago +6 / -0

No it isn’t.

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jimmycrack 21 points ago +22 / -1

LMAO I can't handle Tucker Jesus

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Pepedom 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oof.... Tucker crush INTENSIFIED!!!!

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lavendarlady 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am partial to long haired , well kempt guys ..I married one back in the early 70s.

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Trumpfan1 11 points ago +12 / -1

I believe this to be COMPLETELY TRUE 👍🏻!!!

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MagaMita 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jesus Tuck. My favorite Tuck so far.

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UrShulgi 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's like a young, long haired Tucker.

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BuffaloReaper94 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was hoping it was a flashback photo. Would love to know he grew out the locks and the beard before that whole bow tie fiasco.

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maddog_dad 9 points ago +10 / -1

Pure Gold!

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Clayton29 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every time I see Tucker's face I think back to the time he started laughing at the Bill Clinton is a rapist guy. I think it was the first time some one was successful getting it on live tv. Alex Jones is truly a master mind. I wish he would come up with some other stunt like that bc it was awesome.

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forcedaspiration 4 points ago +4 / -0

And it worked. No one will defend Clinton anymore. Democrats only deflect.

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Seruna_Kanus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tucker Carlson?

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prof_robinson 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's tucker Carlson. Not saying he isnt our savior... jus' sayin'

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brandon Herrera?

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PeaceThroughStrength [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah but lol. Tucker Carlson

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SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sacrilegious. But I am sure God would have laughed. 😁

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GottliebPins 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this man came up to you and said “follow me” how could you resist?

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

TFW the merchants are using the holy temple to conduct money exchanges

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DrainNIH 3 points ago +3 / -0

And for it, he is God-like. 100%.

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LightLurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does he strangely resemble Tucker Carlson? 🤔

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Rubberbunnies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tucker is not Jesus lol. I’d still love him to run in 2024 though.

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +3 / -2

Jesus did not have long hair like some effeminate faggot. God commands men to have short hair, and women to have long hair.

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ThoughtExperiment 2 points ago +3 / -1

Then why is he universally depicted by every sect of Christianity as having long hair?

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Butcher_bear 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why is he being depicted at all, when the bible forbids icons or imagery? Because they are not following Gods law. The first "picture" of Jesus wasn't produced until like the 5th century. And it doesnt look anything like the ones we see today. And Michael Angelo the guy who painted the Sistine chapel was a sodomite, and the guy who he rendered as Jesus was literally his faggot boyfriend.

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ThoughtExperiment 0 points ago +1 / -1

So everyone but the Calvinists will burn in eternal hellfire?

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Anyone who doesn't believe ON the Lord Jesus Christ, and their only way to heaven is going to burn in hell. If you trust in Jesus, and baptism, or Jesus and your good works, or Jesus and anything else, you are not saved. Its by grace, through faith. Plus nothing, minus nothing. The bible is clear, "believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved." From Genesis to Revelation, it has always been through faith alone. "Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness." Abraham was saved before he was ever commanded to be circumcised, when he called upon the name of the LORD.

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what difference does it make if people depict Jesus so long as they have faith?

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it make a difference to me? No. But God commanded us not to make images or icons. And those little statues of the virgin Mary, pictures of some random guy that looks like a pot smoking hippy they call Jesus, it's all directly against Gods commandment. And Jesus himself said "if you love me, keep my commandments."

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just gonna keep it simple and continue being an atheist.

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