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RedBonaparte 156 points ago +156 / -0

My new favorite sport is rooting for the ratings of the nfl to drop by 87%. 🤓

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CisSiberianOrchestra 35 points ago +36 / -1

Curling is like "My moment to shine has finally arrived!"

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Internetoligarch [S] 23 points ago +24 / -1

I would totally watch some dad bods playing curling. Sponsored by white new balances, Weber grills, and John Deere riding lawn mowers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +13 / -1

And sugar free Monster Energy Drink.

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two_many_phones 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don’t you mock my morning nectar.

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Toezy_Weezer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I recently quit cold turkey... headaches are pretty bad. Caffine withdrawals are no joke, but Im not falling asleep right after work anymore.

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MortyArk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Propane and Propane accessories

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WeinerLapTop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Corn hole has been on espn th last year and i enjoy it. Hahhaa

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daddywhippedcream 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a mean sponsorship lineup tbh

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Destineed369 5 points ago +6 / -1

They’ll have shuffleboard to contend with after t wakes from its nap.

I think we should start making congress run an obstacle course to be able to get to the bank that holds their ill gotten gains. Like a global guts type show, but without foam.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +7 / -1

I used to live near a bar that had a shuffleboard. It's actually pretty damn fun when you've got a few beers in you.

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Destineed369 7 points ago +8 / -1

I like the idea of large scale drinking sports. “How many shots can you take and still hit the center of Adam shifts giant forehead with a paintball”.

Edward 40 hands and hack Ruth bader Ginsbergs darth Vader suit(darth bader?)

Or carney style games. Find the chynese spy. The pelosi set up.

There’s zero reason we have to play the games they give us folks. Let’s make sports great again.

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Paintman05WhiteSox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shuffleboard is fun at any age. I can't wait to get old so I don't get dirty looks.

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BuffaloReaper94 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let's get Major League Lacrosse ramped up. Or, if you want an absolutely awesome game, check out Ireland's hurling (or hurley). I literally haven't seen it in 30 years, but I'm still fascinated by it. Might go do some research on season and streams....

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RedneckQuartermaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

The speed saw event of the lumberjack games is one of the most badass things I’ve ever seen.

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GasStationBurrito 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what kind of ratings espn would get if they aired some of their obscure sports from the ocho up against the NBA and NFL?

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

British Darts and watch the whole piss drunk arena go wild when the announcer screams ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIGGGHHTTTYYYYYY!!!!!

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WHYsoMAD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh canadian eh?

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DiscoverAFire 10 points ago +11 / -1

F1 is waffling... they've had some grandstanding and the viewership has dropped, but they said they're implementing rules against political gestures... Looks like hitting them in pocketbook might be working.

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Jeb4HOABoard 10 points ago +11 / -1

Good. Fuck Lewis Hamilton

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 6 points ago +6 / -0

Old Lewie is pathetic. What a jackass. He's been given everything in his career. Fast driver, but never had to be scuffling in the back or put a team together.

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mostpeoplecallmeJim 3 points ago +3 / -0

It sucks he is going to beat Schumacher's race wins record.

F1 is not American ran so I give some leniency to them. Some. If it's in my face I would have no choice but hopefully they get it together. If it wasn't for Hamilton, F1 really wouldn't be that bad about it.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Timo Glock pulled over to give Ham the 2008 WC. It's so obvious.

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. I've followed previously, even gone to the Montreal GP a few times, but I couldn't get into it this year.

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highmoves 8 points ago +8 / -0

My buddies and I have gone to betting on cornhole and motocross. It’s actually fun as we don’t know anyone

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CT_MAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dana is based AF.

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BetsyRossRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Axe tossing is becoming quite popular.

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edxzxz 14 points ago +14 / -0

I popped over to a VOX media owned blog for what had been my local NFL team since I was a kid, to see what's going on there since I got banned a couple months ago for telling the horde of uninformed dopes there that BLM is a marxist organization that does not in fact give one shit about black lives, and for posting a long parade of creepy JoePedo child sniffing pictures. Front page articles that routinely got over 300 comments before the BLM bullshit, now they have less than 15, with several of those just people bitching about how the site has been ruined by injecting politics into a football discussion, and how all the regular commenters abandoned the site, leaving only a small number of the most uninformed idiots. NFL is fucked. I found better things to do this past weekend, and watched none of it.

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RedBonaparte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which team?? That happened to my teams blog too the Texans

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eagles - were you on a Vox media run site? They went straight into the deep end of libtardedness and BLM bullshit. It shocked me to go check it out and see a handful of comments on articles they used to get hundreds of comments on. Especially now that there's actually games being played. Seems like they lost everyone who wasn't a rabid TDS sufferer and also everyone else who didn't want to be bothered with communist propaganda on a football discussion board.

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RedBonaparte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah mine was like a blog site that got taken over by cox and went from 100’s of comments per article to less than 10

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

Word on the street is her old fans are rising fast....

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Noticer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The trick is to just stop caring about, talking about, or otherwise dignifying them.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a funny way to spell “Hunting Politicians and putting the Fear Of God into the government.”

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 44 points ago +45 / -1

By embracing BLM over Floyd and Blake, the NFL supports rape and sexual assault of women and kids.

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Snipthetipandsip 20 points ago +22 / -2

And what has changed? Havent a lot of players been tried and convicted of the same crimes that BLM supports in who they defend from the police? Yet so many people over the last 2 decades ignored it because "SPORTSBALL!!!". This shouldn't surprise anyone. Virtue signals tend to be a means for people to shy away from their own shitty behavior.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 9 points ago +11 / -2

Uh pretty much every industry from Hollywood, Big Tech, Banking, Media, Big Pharma, Catholic leadership to Political talking heads and politicians have been guilty of the same crimes BLM supports and are against. They to got a free pass for DECADES because of corruption and the UNIPARTY. Cannot point and shame 1 when we have Bill Clinton to Kevin Spacey. It boils down to LAW and ORDER.

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whocaresguy420 14 points ago +14 / -0

And peaceful arson on its stadiums

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +4 / -0

Players being robbed and attacked. NFL makes for an easy target because it lacks discipline.

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DiscoverAFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even in middleschool 20 years ago the joke was "What do you call a Dallas Cowboy Huddle? A Drug Ring"

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Destineed369 4 points ago +5 / -1

The only reason they are not out chimping out is because sports money. If they were bad at sports, or got hurt early in their career, they would be looting too. It’s almost like they can’t help it.

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WishdoctorsSong 8 points ago +8 / -0

If the NFL didn't side with rape and sexual assault of women and kids, they wouldn't have any players left.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

They sort of do, the players are probably more like Floyd and Blake than Urkel.

Perhaps that's what's going on, they are defending their homeboys, looking out for them.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh you mean like Hollywood, Catholic Church, Big Tech, Oil & Gas industry, teachers, Democrats and pretty much every industry out there? Football has its outcasts but not nearly as bad as other industries such as music and Hollywood entertainment.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Football has its outcasts but not nearly as bad as other industries such as music and Hollywood entertainment."

You sure about that...

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

Without a doubt.

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rimper 40 points ago +41 / -1

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!... There is a WHITE cloud in the picture!

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 24 points ago +25 / -1

The fact that white clouds are floating over the others clearly shows the white supremacy mother nature is built on.

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wrathofdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need to have a conversation about the decolonization of atmospheric water vapor.

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BaronFalcon 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is there a list somewhere of businesses that sponsor the NFL?

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Destineed369 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s easier to stop using money

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WalterEKurtz 6 points ago +6 / -0

buy small, buy local

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ArchVileRespawned 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's probably not even good enough. This is more "grow your own food."

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RaginJake379 13 points ago +15 / -2

"What a play by number 44 I CANT BREATH."

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A_Triggered_NPC 14 points ago +15 / -1

24 George Floyd almost had the tackle but went straight to the ground

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patslimmy1 11 points ago +13 / -2

He's at the 40, the 30, the 20, he's eaten a bag of fentanyl, the 10, TOUCHDOWN and now he's OD'd as his celebration.

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somercet 5 points ago +6 / -1

The newest end zone dance craze, the Floyd.

I feel awful for having typed that. He was just a dumb criminal who had a heart attack.

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ArchVileRespawned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine the shit storm if two players recreated Chauvin kneeling on him as a celebration.

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Destineed369 8 points ago +9 / -1

“And in a strange turn of events the quarterback Floyd is asking to lay down before being tackled”.

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +7 / -1

Look at this, the instant replay shows that he said “I can’t breath” while he was standing up. The play is under review by officials

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friendofno1 3 points ago +4 / -1

“I can’t breef “

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Internetoligarch [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Turn them into Trump Rally stations.

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patslimmy1 6 points ago +7 / -1

And give us our money back.

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

The NFL's only viewers at this point are cucks, America-hating fags, and Chinese bot farms.

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BiglyCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

They made their bed. I say make them fucking lay in it.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the trend continues of normal productive people abandoning the NFL, pretty soon they'll be running commercials for methadone clinics, payday loans, and check cashing places, since that will be their main demographic. It will be like watching the worst ghetto neighborhoods on tv!

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ArchVileRespawned 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm pretty sure I used to say pay day loan ads during NFL games as it is.

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rios1280 8 points ago +9 / -1

Used to be a Cowboys fan so I watched the first game. Such a bad decision! Players kneeling, poor performance, bad calls by the officials, and a huge amount of NFL virtue signaling how woke they are. I don't want to deal with the NFL and the player's crap this season so I'll just pass and do something else with my time.

Bunch of overpaid crybabies. Remember NFL kiddies, get woke, go broke!

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 8 points ago +8 / -0

It struck me that they aren't rioting for increased school funding or more resources for teachers, but for more crime, more leniency for criminals.

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DanLemon 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Chinese anthem a big hit” Lol. My sides!

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7.62swinebuster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Which stadium will be the first one with a rape/murder in the stands during play?

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

... shown on the big screens

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John_Smallberries 7 points ago +7 / -0

They even burned the roof off of the fucking Super Dome! Sad!

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a beautiful roof.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget Rodeo. It's still out there and some of those events are mind blowing. Steer Wrestling, Roping, Barrel Racing, Bull Riding, Cowboy Mounted Shooting. All very exciting. And they start with the National Anthem. Nothing more thrilling than seeing 30 or 40 riders all carrying American Flags and racing at top speed around the arena.

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Chick-fill-eh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Athletes should burn down stadiums to show solidarity with black people.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do not let these commie-16 point-plan-to-destroy-America take America away from us. This is part of the whole destroy our Way of Life plan.

Support kids baseball and high school sports. Get out and play a game of pickup with your friends. These fuckers may have taken away Pro sports, but they can't take away the American Spirit and our way of Life.

REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYTHING CALLED "NEW NORMAL." Don't use that phrase. That was how the Bolsheviks took over Belarus, Argentina, Venezuela, and China.

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RaginJake379 2 points ago +2 / -0

When life is stranger than fiction, am I right?

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should be advertisement of the Floyd and Blake victims. Do interviews of them sharing their story and at the end let everyone know the names of the perps and how the NFL is supporting them.

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Ben45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh boy I wish I could post BLM related content to my insta but that'd be taking it too far for my normie/liberal friends.

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SkeletorsTeeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dont see anyone in masks! Think of grandma!

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NaturalAC1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get woke. Go broke.

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dissin_nips 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every part of that news headline is gold, haha!

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TheRoyalRob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I remember when NFL was my life for 6 months out of the year, podcasts, fantasy football, going to Panther games.... obsessing about all of that garbage.

So happy I'm done with it :)

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IDGAF-DT2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Onfield injuries will now be taken care of by the MeeeeEeediccccc!! Players will have to personally scream for effect...

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themaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't understand why cops DO provide security for these scum.

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AllAmericanAdonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let their shitty league collapse.

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FUCKTHEDNC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put CNN in the corner

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boring game. Three fans dead.

Kek

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Sir_Doggo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"In order to be more inclusive, the NFL will now start broadcasting games via smoke signals."

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basedtexapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Also our commissioner has resigned effective immediately, and will be replaced by Elizabeth Warren."

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tonightm16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heard that Xi Jinping personally went to every game and made all players, staff, and coaches give him a bj in the middle of the pitch.

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King_Neptune07 2 points ago +2 / -0

There were only 3 fans in the stadium too

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burkeburke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs shitpost tag.

...right?

...I think? Not sure anymore...

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

CUCKBALL NOW.

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fiery but mostly boring...

KEK

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formerlythetim 1 point ago +1 / -0

So this was in Tennessee last year, I guess it's sarcasm?

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HeyChubbyGoEat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey did the Superdome lose its roof?

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't NO play indoors?!

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Internetoligarch [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not anymore

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see