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Whoopies_tds 96 points ago +96 / -0

C’mon man, I mean look.....gæßš dfłō ó įüy ęęqzçnæ

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zoober_floober 22 points ago +23 / -1

నేను చాలా తెలివితక్కువవాడిని

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look!

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Afeazo 65 points ago +65 / -0

Listen fat, So I gotta tell you anyway that we need to take a cocaine test and let’s go do push-ups together. Cmon man look I got hairy legs

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omegapede 10 points ago +10 / -0

The kids love 'em.

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omegapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has been in the back of my mind, but you just put it in focus. Although, is it possible the black kids (roaches) never saw a white man's straight hair and were investigating?

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most likely reaction would be, "Eeewwww!"

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

The poor ones or the white ones?

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Skogin 41 points ago +41 / -0

“Ahhh, I’m taking too long.”

“My time is almost up.”

Right, please make this stop.

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AllTheWayTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

"My times up."

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Point of privilege.

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WillNotBeRuled 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Why am I stopping? Nobody else stops"

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WillNotBeRuled 9 points ago +9 / -0

and in mid-sentence... "Oh look, there's Jill. I'm Jill's Husband"

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

hey look a blue car!

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Shamb3 13 points ago +13 / -0

At least he doesn't say

"Let me be clear" I was lying before or I am now

Chew Soap

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Whipple2946 68 points ago +68 / -0

Here's the deal

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amarie 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's funny!

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Two_Scoops__ [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

someone should create a keyboard that filters your text into Biden speak

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Dahnald2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look fat, that's the automatic way to remove the gas from your vehicle and you have a good weekend and you get it figured out. C'mon man you can't make it look like it was fine but I think it's pretty irresponsible to say whatever it does seem to understand why the world since Macklemore ended.

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IntergalacticWalrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

The weather has not yet to come up with the same thing but it was just a few months and I was gonna was a great time with the weather I had to do a couple things I just don’t think I’ll have a lot to worry too but I’ll be sure I’ll get some more pictures and then I will is a good was the last night you had to a lot and you don’t need anything special you want me you to do you like I just wanted you and you don’t need me?

  • Predictive Text
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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +8 / -1

Careful, you're giving Biden's team valuable material.

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IntergalacticWalrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bahaha!

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NotSpartacus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen Fat, I don’t want you in my heart and that is the best thing you could ever think 🤔 Gonna go to hell and eat my baby 👶🏾

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Matthew419 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen fat, you are the best person I can spend with my friends for the most part of my life and that is what I want for my parents to do

  • predictive text
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fac1 8 points ago +8 / -0

They should get Jack Nicholson to play Biden.

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DeplorableLA 45 points ago +45 / -0

Good point, it is one of his filler words.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a tell. You know he's lying when he says "look". You could beat Biden's ass so hard at poker, he's all tells and tics.

Granted, he's a senile senior citizen.

That's the word that needs to come back. Senile. Because he is. It's not even an insult, it's a medical definition of his mental state.

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Two_Scoops__ [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've noticed almost every time he starts to lose it he'll say "look..." and then he's completely gone

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GeoG85 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's his version of "if, if, if, if, if, if, if" :/

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aaafirefly123 45 points ago +45 / -0

Honest to God, Jeb Bush ran a better campaign then this.

At least !Yeb¡ could speak coherently.

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ThePronghorn 23 points ago +23 / -0

Please clap!

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • polite golf clap *
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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I watched that clip yesterday and had a good laugh

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MaoHatesSparrows 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cant even watch it. I get embarrassed by proxy.

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Dahnald2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're definitely not the only one 🤣

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NotSpyRussian 16 points ago +16 / -0

He'll always be mommy's little president

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jeb: “I’m her favorite son”

Barb: “haha... no”

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aaafirefly123 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should be running.

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seaside_dreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

She'd have more energy.

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NaturalAC1 8 points ago +8 / -0

And get a guac bowl.

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same energy

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jelby 36 points ago +36 / -0

"I'll put it like this" "I shouldn't say it" Worst candidate ever!

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FLIBS 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know it's going to get weird when he drops the "I shouldn't say it"...

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +2 / -1

Heart rate of his staff spikes every time.

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad!

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Deathlessly 22 points ago +22 / -0

Every time he says:

You know what...

He just rebooted his brain and is staring at the desktop, listening to the loading up melody.

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fac1 6 points ago +6 / -0

At some point he's gonna get stuck in a boot loop.

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Two_Scoops__ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kinda like this?

https://youtu.be/E3YmnmjD3lM

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IAmDisappoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG you said it perfectly

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IncredibleMrE1 21 points ago +21 / -0

C'mon, man!

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Shitposter69 19 points ago +19 / -0

"think about it"

Stops thinking entirely

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udontneedme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the laugh

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w0lver1 2 points ago +2 / -0

All men and women are created by y-y-you know, the thing!

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BallsackPaneer 18 points ago +18 / -0

"You know"

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JonnyB 15 points ago +15 / -0

"the thing"

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Look" is generally followed by "fat."

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anthemstander 11 points ago +11 / -0

There was a letter to the editor in our local paper insisting that BIden said, "Fact." and the moronic Trumpers misheard. Seriously.

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Shitposter69 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why why why why why you gettin so nervous man?

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

That explains why he then challenged the overweight man to a push-up contest.

/s

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AbrahamLincoln 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love that their argument is that Joe is even less coherent than he appears. "Look, fact"? That makes zero sense.

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polish_snausage 14 points ago +14 / -0

I wonder if he gets all distracted by balloons like side-o-beef??

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BannedbyRed 13 points ago +13 / -0

“I better stop”

Yes, yes you should.

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DemsFuckKids 13 points ago +13 / -0

when he loses train of thought

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

His mind is an ongoing train wreck.

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

unnecessary reply for an unnecessary comment, so.....

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DemsFuckKids 2 points ago +2 / -0

are u going to say this to all jokes where in the comments people discuss the joke? stop being a nit-pickin faggot

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IloveDJT2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even my kids are saying “Look fat here’s the deal” 😂

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Mrsattorney 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would also say that the reverse of this is true for Trump. When POTUS says "look," he's generally going to assblast someone with a firey, cogent answer.

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45er 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Here’s the deal..”

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VelveetaJohnson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kerry used that phrase a lot in 2004. It’s very condescending.

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Dazzledown 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s so rude!

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that_sound 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Here's the thing..."

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Seruna_Kanus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine if Biden had to do a rally in a town called Look.

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WJKovax 7 points ago +7 / -0

His lazy, lackadaisical way he speaks leading up to the fall off is awful too. He sounds like an old timey drunk looney toon.

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AtomicFireball 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another tell for when Joe is hopelessly befuddled is "I'm probably saying too much" or "<long sigh> I-I shouldn't have said that"

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bubadmt 6 points ago +6 / -0

So look fat, look here's the deal. Number one, c'mon man! Number three, PERIOD. Anyways, I'm in trouble now aren't I.

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Skygrrrl 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Think about it.”

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BallsackPaneer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to start subtly referring to complex business processes, applications, or systems in meetings as "you know, the thing". Should be fun.

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dodgetimes2 6 points ago +6 / -0

“My dad used to say...”

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Faraday27 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back when he did do interviews, I used to think Biden was cutting himself off as if he had a time limit when he'd start to lose his train of thought. He'd go "Oh, I'm running out of time."

Now I think that he was admitting that his brain was starting to go haywire and his cognitive abilities were actually running out of time. Like he was a windup-toy that had run its course and he knew the empty-headedness was coming.

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Purple_Drank 6 points ago +6 / -0

and that's how I learned about cockroaches

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Gunmolester 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am speaking quite perfectly and have all my cognitive faculties in....Look....the thing is well..the 30 to 60 is now up to that down and then well its like that...oh you know the thing

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ThirteenPercenter 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s just incredible that RBG is in better shape than Biden

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assuming she's actually alive. Joepedo might have the upper hand here.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do I smell a 'Weekend at Bernies 3'?

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winsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

China Joe and Heels-Up get more Trump supporters at their 'events' than their own!

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Dahnald2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quid pro Joe and Willie Brown's ho

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Iteachfuckingscience 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Here’s the deal”

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cucumbersandwich 6 points ago +6 / -0

Come on man.

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Jarhead1812 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the deal....

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FUCKTHEDNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m joe Biden’s husband, joe Biden.

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MixedBlacknWhite 4 points ago +4 / -0

When he is done speaking, I can hear a little ole southern lady say "bless his heart"

Haaaaah

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3_cheers 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Biden Says Look" the point where Slow Joe's train of thought takes the railway switch.

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Two_Scoops__ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

except the path goes off a cliff

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Walls_Work 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every time Biden says "Look" I step on the scale to check my weight and I swear it inches up every time. Is it fucking with me? Is it even possible for a weight scale to have TDS?

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well, I don't want to hold y'all up..."

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know that time when you had a brain fart and you were trying to stall so that you could remember what you were going to say?

That's the persistent mental state for the someone who wants you to hand him the keys to the most powerful chair in the world

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themaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dammit, another drinking game is born for the debates.

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usmcphrog46 4 points ago +4 / -0

Should insert "C'mon man" near the bottom with a line straight down.

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Two_Scoops__ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

top kek that's good

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ramennov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden also says "Look" after he lies.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obama said “look” all the time. It’s condescending.

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DeplorableSadie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on Man! REEeeeeeeee

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sleazysaxsolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Here's the thing."