State legislators, trying to figure out why God keeps unleashing bowl after bowl of wrath upon California, cast lots and threw all the remaining Republicans in the state into the Pacific Ocean in hopes that the plagues would subside. Both men were swallowed by a great fish and are expected to survive.
"Stop smiting thyself, stop smiting thyself"
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Frisco trying to lower voting age to 16 as well... bet $ they will lower age of consent if that passes too... Shits gross... <3 MAGA2020
Wait till I leave please..................
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Spicy! I think this piece is a reprint from their parent company, The Molech Murder Hornet.
Antifa unknowingly doing the Lord's work.
Even Satan serves God in the grand scheme of things. Satan isn't allowed to lift a finger without God's say-so
LMFAO. I LOVE the Babylon Bee!
Pretty sure Babylon Bee wins the internet damn near everyday.