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Very concerning text from my comrade! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by TennesseeScorpio ago by TennesseeScorpio +882 / -0
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ginoB 17 points ago +17 / -0

up-lol'd

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 7 points ago +8 / -1

Good. I will take Russian over chicucks

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Russians need the USA to fight off the chicoms. Source: Am Russian (Putin bot).

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

ARe you really Russian or just goofing around here?

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pourquoi pas les deux?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

enchante! Baguette!

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

МГИМО енд?

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Chick-fill-eh 5 points ago +5 / -0

If my choice is Russian vs Chinese, Отчизна.

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hackthefortress 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want this is text form so I can send it too my wife... but I dont know how to get the russian text... anyone have the copypasta?

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Letting you know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials for Covid-19 that are being held here at Johns Hopkins. I wanted to wait for the U.S. trials, but felt the earlier timing was better for this one instead. My first shot was at 8 am today! It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши!!

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hackthefortress 4 points ago +4 / -0

My hero.

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JoeIsAHoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is funny, but in reality.....Russia and the Soviet Union have about 3 centuries of ground breaking scientific achievements. Their politicians and businessmen are scammers and scumbags, but their scientists are utterly brilliant.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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JediMasterGandalf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sign me up, Comrade!

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PhillyNekim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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raytheater 2 points ago +2 / -0

I chuckled on this one.

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Americanism 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shitpost flair please.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

IKR? I mean people might get confused and think someone had really taken a Russian vaccine and suddenly started typing in Cyrillic.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one is funny I must say

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sub-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Откуда вытащил ослиные уши?

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masculinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

A+, excellent