Mumble Mumble confused Mumble.Can you say that again Joe?
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“....quartermaster....the thing....ladies department. You know what I mean?” Um, no.
🇺🇸 Quartermasters For Biden 🇺🇸
Bet a lot of people today don't even know what a quartermaster is lol
Its Malarkey
C'mon Man!
This is the only right answer
Listen phat
The sound of grass, narrated by Fat™
"If I get reelected, we're legalizing grass!"
I hear enough malarkey on my record player, thank you.
Joe Biden has the most malarkey, folks, believe me.
I was the quartermaster for my boy scout troop, not quite sure what managing the camping trailer has to do with running a ladies department though.
that's how I know what a quartermaster is too
Me too. Troop 550, Buffalo Patrol.
How many pedophiles in your troop?
*the second floor of the ladies department
Ah yes sorry, left that crucial detail out.
Just take the esca_vator.
Sniffing opportunities is the common thread here.
Joe Biden has mentioned rain barrels multiple times. I've seen rain barrels in the country but I found out through research that up until the 40s & early 50s a lot of buildings in major cities used rain barrels.
Joe Biden is so old that he talks about record players to crowds of kids who don't even know what a CD Player is
A rain barrel is what you use to sharpen/ rust out your straight razor
This guy knows the thing.
You know what I mean
Legend has it that if you say his name three times in the mirror cornpop will appear and slit your throat with a rusty straight razor if you don't have a chain to wrap around his head
Corn Pop knew a thing or two about that.
Kids today don’t even know what an iPod is and he’s talking about record players, cutting coupons, malarkey, quartermaster, roaches, loving kids jumping on his lap, corn pop...jeez...this guy has so many gaffes it’s unbelievable.
Its gets they 12 inch clits hard
Right-click -> Look Up "quartermaster". Hmmm, I'm still confused. What the hell Joe?!!
I was thinking stablemaster.
He doesnt even look real
hhhhhhhh
🇨🇳🏳️🌈🇺🇳 For Biden
Yaa mean
Colin Kaepernick was the greatest quartermaster of all time, too bad they blackballed him for kneeling
...but Wayne Gretzky. Now there'a s a quartermaster!
Joe Montana was a quartermaster, you idiot.
BREAKING: New Polls Show Biden Surging With Quartermasters and Pedos
I said Joe Montegna.
Oh come-on man!!!
Come on man. I was the orginal Quarterback for for the Buffalo Jets man. Me and and and Corn pop used to sink three point shots every night until...until midnight. Then one day he gets up on the diving board and i say YOU LISTEN and then then i wrapped that god damn chain around his head and and and and...DAMMIT MAN! Come on man! This is about Trump man and the Senate man! We have to to have Trump win so we can win! Thats it im done. Wait why am i stopping? Nobody else is stopping. You on coke man?
He was thinking about women’s panties. That’s all I know.
Woman's, pffff. He was thinking of the children's department at Target.
Maybe some of the looters can go in and steal a few pairs for em. Maybe there’s some left behind in the dressing room he might like.
I got hairy legs
they turn blond in the sun
I believe the quote is "That that that turn uh uh uhh uhh uh uhh uhhhh uhh blond in the sun"
i think it was even worse than that lol
It was. It was so bad I can't help but crack up reading just the first part. "I got hairy legs!" bruh like who could ever think of a scenario where shouting just that part seems like an appropriate or normal thing to say? Especially on national television lol
This video is classic-
https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE
Lol good one
And they say comedy died in 2016... they ain’t watched this.
Hey! Are you questioning my mental ffff ff ff-fff ffff- ah whatever.
I KNOW ROACHES.
He's desperately looking around for someone, anyone to bail him out and hoping any of them can make it seem like he's making sense or at least create a distraction or change the topic. I don't care, because he's a pedophile, but this is elder abuse what they're doing to him at this point.
I enjoy watching that POS suffer.
Oooooohhh... I can't f'ing wait for the debates.
There won’t be any debates
The Harris Campaign (with Joe Biden) is more than happy to engage Trump in debates, given certain accommodations, like feed delays and scripted questions and teleprompters and ear pieces and... oh my, now Joe has the covid. Harris will graciously step in while Joe recovers, though.
Joe's gonna get COVID next week.
Regardless he should be getting a lot of bedrest right now and not being thrown in front of cameras. Elderly abuse!
No way they let him debate.
The Biden Drinking Game will kill a lot more people that the Chinese Virus.
Oh, honey. There will not be any debates.
There will be debates. But not with Joe Biden.
What debates? Biden will catch the flu or some shit.
Good God. This is bad
Quartermaster, department store thing, second floor of the ladies department
No, Joe. You don't even know yourself.
The ladys department...🤡🌎
"And I love when kids sit on my lap." - Joe Biden
WHAT IS JOE EVER TALKING ABOUT?? HOW COULD SOMEONE EVEN CONSIDER VOTING FOR THIS
Libtards are fucking retarded.
Imagine voting for Biden and attempting to explain yourself.
At this point it only matters to the sufferers of TDS that he isn't Trump.
He could be a vegetable attached to an iron lung and they'd vote for him.
They are detached from reality.
It's not about him winning or even being electable, as much as they pretend otherwise. It's about propping him up as a political rival to avoid the bloodbath an investigation into Joe's quid pro quo and other dealings would bring down on the whole rotten party. Joe didn't win his way into the election, he was simply the only one left standing as others bailed out on his behalf.
This comment was so insulting and stupid on so many levels.
On behalf of all quartermasters, I am offended
I don't blame you. I was offended and I'm not in the military.
The what now? I’ll have your know I served in the Caldor fifth battalion and was honorably discharged from the ladies section.
don't tell me, quartermaster for the pony soldier's right?
As a zoomer, what the fuck is a quartermaster or a department store?
In the days before Amazon, people had to physically go to a store to shop or order from paper catalogs (with high shipping charges). Department stores like Sears were popular since you could get unrelated items like appliances, clothing, and tools at the same shop. More products were made in the USA and lasted longer. Us Gen X and older dinosaurs didn't even have computers growing up, and had to use typewriters instead!
How was the video quality on the record players when you tuned into your favorite radio show back then?
Hi Joe
Come on man, there's a - you know the thing, with Trump and if we, if Trump, you know when the thing, it didn't, look, there's people out there, come on, look. Think about it. I'm Joe Biden and we approve a message.
Fun fact: Video record players were actually a thing. We had one when I was a kid. RCA made the technology. This intro played on every video record we owned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WRXU1Fsi4o
It never caught on since VHS came along about the same time.
With white out (not genocide)
Someone who manages stores and inventory.
A naval petty officer with particular responsibility for steering and signals.
How do you go from quartermaster to running the 2nd floor of a department store? Also, the fact the he talks about running a multi-floor dept store in 2020 as those are closing except for the biggest regional malls either fully or walling of the escalators and going to a single floor.
His handlers must be saving up whatever energy drug he'll need for the debates.
Can't have him building up a large tolerance
Limitless
This is who we're supposed to vote for, to meet with world leaders and negotiate with.
I mean, we get it, DNC. It's not real. Harris is the real nominee. Change Biden's Depends, and put him to bed after a nice pudding cup. This is just awful to watch.
If this country votes for this elderly dementia patient to be president, because orange man bad, then all really is truly lost.
What I heard was;
If you’re a quartermaster, you can run the second floor ladies department. Of a department store.
While this is a job that is very much needed, I’m not sure it’s an aspirational career to discuss as a future. It seems more of a “stop along the way”.
Unless you’re retired and like department stores. Then maybe it’s a fun job to go to.
Beats having to be a soda jerk or milk man I guess, anyone know if the iceman came this morning?
Anyhow did you send my telegram out yet?
Joe the dinosaur didn't get the message that many department stores and malls are extinct or failing to thrive. The shutdowns didn't help matters either.
WAHT THE FUCK IS A QUARTERMASTER
1/4 of a Full Master?
SLAVRY CONFIRMDDD
A somewhat outdated military term for supply personnel. They do inventory and hand out/collect issued gear.
No Joe, nobody knows what you mean.
😂
quarterpounder with cheese....blah blah...corn pop....blah blah...hairy legs....blah blah...trump....blah blah...donkey face....blah blah...come on man
Gibberish.
Quarter Master's lives matter!
Know what I sayin'?
Know, Biden, we don’t know what you mean. In fact we don’t even know what the fuck you’re saying.
I mean, just the fact he's even in the position of candidate...I am absolutely convinced we will see Idiocracy-tier tardedness in our lifetimes. No doubt.
I do not know you but you would make a better President than Biden.
would be sad if he wasnt running for president. If he wants the job he deserves the scrutiny
This man is not right in the head. At this point it is just sad. He should just live out his days at home and be thankful he was not tried/convicted of the crimes he committed.
What in the fuck is he talking about?
This is the guy that the polls keep giving +6 every other day to.
Is this guy even going to make it to election day??! How could the dems have chosen such an obviously horrible candidate?
Yes, yes, tell us more.
Brain damage.
The more you Joe! C'mon man!
He really seems to be aging quickly: his hair is turning white, and getting more unkempt at the back. now this mumbling. Really make you wonder if they plan an October surprise to have Biden bow out in the last 2 week of October to hold the media attention and gain some sympathy votes following fawning coverage. He is a 2 point conversion for the Dems. If you join a cult, they require sacrifices.
I happen to run the entire second floor of a woman's department...mumble mumble, and you sir, know NOTHING about the second floor of a woman's...mumble mumble...
Serious question about all this: if Biden being the nominee is just a cover for running Kamala Harris, why didn’t they just... run Kamala Harris? I don’t see how this helps the DNC at all, running this slobbering old man we their candidate.
They know the real polls are BAD and they expect to lose. They run Biden because it protects their good candidates from scrutiny until 2024 and then they can run whoever they think can actually win. They threw Kamala under the bus with him and she was dumb enough to sign on. They don’t expect them to win, and there’s a reason they picked the most unpopular candidate from the democratic primary.
I don't see how this is a big deal. I can take care of my quartermaster, and my department store thing has a ladies department on the second floor!
Someone please shoop a P onto that CC in the background!
I bet GEOTUS would retwat that shit!
I used to work with a guy who sounded exactly like that. Dude probably only spent single digit minutes not high after he hit high school. Something's definitely wrong with the speech centers in his brain.
“You know what I mean”. No. No sir I do not.
Is he suggesting that military take jobs from civilians? Im confused.
Let me interpret: "If you're a quartermaster, you can sure as hell learn to code!"
I know Power Tie on youtube is gonna be all over this one.
Mumble rap is in naw mean come on man!
Stolen from the video's comments:
Quartermaster. Doesn't exist. Department store. Doesn't exist.
Media asking questions? No.