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Dictator_Bob 209 points ago +210 / -1

He isn't cognizant or lucid enough to be able to use professional signals, like an ear or nose scratch. Seriously this is a problem and it means he can't be an effective Commander in Chief, and that Kamala Harris is being forced on our people.

This isn't acceptable politically. At all.

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Captain-D 110 points ago +111 / -1

Which is crazy, because she tanked miserably in the dem primary. So they basically said, fine, we’ll run a fake candidate instead and then Trojan horse someone in. That should be illegal, should it not?

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AlphaNathan 39 points ago +39 / -0

Well that all depends on which side of the aisle you're on.

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deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tracking link.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 26 points ago +27 / -1

Early on in the primaries many said Kamala was obviously the establishment's chosen one. No surprise they brought her back.

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Juicebusters 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm still convinced that she will be the 'head of the ticket' just about 3 weeks before the election. It cannot be too early or Bernie people and others will demand emergency voting after Biden is hospitalized and has to drop out.

October 10th Biden has a tragic fall and i dunno.. brain aneurysm, strokes, so there is not time for Democrats to organize any voting system and they look to Kamala, after all, she was Joes VP pick, there is a tremendous story of this Heroine, this Kamala didn't ask to be President but for the good of the nation she will do it! The media wants the glory, the 'coronation' the whole feel good story peaking just before Election Day.

Im stapling on something else: at the last minute, questions arise: Is she ready, too young? Hillary Clinton agrees to be her 'VP' which is sold as a tremendous magnanimous 'mentor/mother' move by Hillary as a kind of protector. ewww.

I'm still going with that prediction. She, Kamala was who the Democrats decided they wanted running.

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MagaGal 15 points ago +15 / -0

It will be covid. The deadly covid has taken out our beloved good ol' Joe, and we have to mask and quarantine for an extra two years as a result.

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Ninjatrigg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh god. Lol

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raymondcarver 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Regrettably” with VP choice Barney Frank.

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CactusPete 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm just waiting for them to drop the Tulsi bomb on Harris too. Tusli wrecked Harris in 30 seconds, and Harris never pulled out the spin after getting her tail Tulsied. The Tulsi clip doesn't even need editing.

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tulsi isn't finished.

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Viewer01 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. What happened is everyone figured out that joe is senile and refused to join. Kamala is the only one they could get to play along.

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montanapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a DEBATE cackle

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 36 points ago +36 / -0

It’s also a very poor production crew too. I assume they are not hiring professionals in order to avoid leaks. The campaign staff are learning as they go and making amateur mistakes.

There are reasons they don’t have these issues with the news and they most certainly have teleprompters.

At some point, people are going to not read their prepared questions and that is going to be funny.

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BigIronBigIron 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait, if it's amateur hour over there, does this mean it's entirely possible the teleprompter can be hacked? Hmmm

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pedes need to infiltrate his campaign.

It would be so fucking hilarious. We could make Biden say that the Democrats are the party of voter fraud

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm familiar with that world and it would shock you how easy this would be.

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N7fury 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I'm Ron Burgundy?"

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, the more advanced systems do use network protocols to post or simply upload.

The reason these platforms are insulated from bad design is they are temporarily in place scaffolding. These things go up relatively quickly and it’s not likely to suffer much in penetration attempts.

During the last Bush re-election campaign they ordered a wireless 30mb pipe literally a day or two before they showed up onsite. They paid quite a penny and my friend did an emergency drop on site. They pulled something like 30k for a few days work.

Given how they are manually driving the teleprompter as he speaks it is probably just laptop output to the prompter with some quickly cobbled together talk. This is why they take or hand out questions and call them in order. Biden has a little sheet and no remote capability.

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CQVFEFE 0 points ago +1 / -1

Need to get Bruce Almighty involved in Biden's next "event"

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wgrl 7 points ago +10 / -3

To be fair, it's the first time we have an election during a nationwide "lockdown" so it's new for everybody to run a candidate from their basements.

But Donald Trump is handling this situation much better than everyone else.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump just speaks off the cuff.

Mostly you just need a camera, a network drop and people to manage the people.

You don’t need a crew answer questions, preparing the response and managing the useful idiots.

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

A large proportion of his campaign money is being spent on lawyers. They plan to steal the election, he's just a place holder.

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nointernetforyou 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like if you're a Trump staffer, you need to be on your toes at all times and strive to be the best with a winning attitude. Biden feels like they hired a bunch of college interns who are mid level of their class at best. Its a joke.

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montanapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe there is a pede waiting to take control of the teleprompter.

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MAGAPig 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m trying to picture him at the G7, or in a high stakes negotiation with the ChiComs or Russians(!) and he’s going to what, read from a teleprompter!? This is a total joke, except it’s not funny. It’s an affront to the constitution. We have a chief executive who, by convention, gets advice and feedback from trusted cabinet members. We do not run the USA with a committee. It’s a filthy trick they’re trying to pull off, a subversion of our very governing structure. Fuck them.

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happycamperval 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just picture Kamala. She would promptly take over if they won. Joe can’t really be part of the plan for much longer.

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RahkeemTheMachine 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is actually extremely dangerous and I’m pretty fucking pissed about it. Whoever is going along with this sham are literally sabotaging our country

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Dictator_Bob 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Resistance™, brought to you by Facebook, Amazon, Netflix, and Google.

Also Microsoft who is more concerned with hiring H1-B's than investing in our own people, while pandering to "B"lack folks who they could give a shit less about. Or they would be investing billions in them since they are their fellow citizens. Except they are not their fellow citizens, and that is the real issue at stake here.

The corporate neoliberals don't give a damn about self-governance.

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

No no, you misunderstand me. When I say this isn't acceptable politically, I mean there is no political solution. That's a much greater statement. We can have peace through politics, or we cannot.

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