Same here. Some people in my rural area literally have half a junkyard on their property of old cars, no one says shit and if they did they'd be chased out of town.
Everyone is talking about Karens today. Karens were incubating on the boards of HOA's for decades. They would and will patrol neighborhoods for the express purpose of finding infractions in order to levy passive aggressive "proxy wars" with people they don't like and secretly against people they are envious of but act like they like.
They are some of the most miserable human beings on the planet.
Yup. People think of the one asshole in every neighborhood as a problem -> vote for more government and less freedom to fix it -> can't escape after the asshole is dealt with.
That's not realistic for some people. Living in the burbs here, it's a 45-60 minute commute into the city for work door to door. Even further if you want to live in a quieter, somewhat rural area. It's just not feasible unless you can find another job, and a lot of city jobs are hard to find or don't exist in more suburban/rural areas.
There are several areas with no non-HOA homes in entire zip codes. Some areas entire cities have became HOAs via appearance ordinances, community standards, etc.
Sometimes you have to learn the hard way. I'll never own a house in an HOA again. I had a neighbor who looked over the fence into my back yard when I was on the road for a couple of weeks and reported me to the HOA because my grass was too long. From then on I looked for loopholes in the HOA rules to annoy the fuck out of her until I sold the place. Now in my current house I have no HOA, no fees, and I can do whatever I want. Neighbor has a big RV parked in his driveway, and I couldn't be happier about it... THIS IS AMERICA!
I did it once. Never moving into any development again. Fuck that shit. My current neighbor has green growing on her siding. You know what? That’s okay. It’s her property.
I'm in one now... never again. It's the fucking worst.
The idea is to keep property values high but it always devolves into a handful of pricks turning their neighbors in over shit that would never effect property values because they're old, or bitchy, or miserable, or dont like your political views, etc...
So while it should be about making sure windows aren't broke and your roof isnt rotting it's actually about how tall the plants on your porch can be or how far you are from your dogs in their own back yard.
HOAs are total shit... I cant belive this is legal
I want to do something like this as decorations this halloween. Sniffing Joe, roaches Joe, Corn Pop Joe, and maybe a harris witch with creepy laugh. Wonder how my HOA will treat me if I do.
Seems like yesterday they were taking all the HOAs down to the station in their three inch heels and vinyl mini-skirts. Now, they let them run the whole neighborhood. :/
In the beginning, maybe, but it's just like handing too much power to the government. Paying "rent" for a house you own on top of property taxes, to an organization that sets down rules you have to follow or they can legally evict you from your own house, is evil and Unamerican.
Fuck HOA's.. my friend disputed an HOA fine for $300 for wrong type of garbage cans and refused to pay fine, 3 years later, the fine was over $5K and she had to pay it when she sold her house.
It looks like you already have the red, white, blue version of the Trump sign in your front yard. Let's face it, there is no difference between the American flag and a MAGA sign at this point. If you fly an American flag, everybody already knows you are against BLM and Biden.
Round 'bout a decade ago my uncle won a cardboard cutout of some football player and put it in his garage. A week later he forgot he had it there. Middle of the night he goes to move a chunk of meat out of the garage fridge, sees the cutout standing there, shoots first asks questions later...put a nice big 12-gauge hole in his garage wall.
Just lucky he lived out in the country so nobody heard it
Where can one acquire such a handsome cardboard cutout?
Edit - according to my downvotes we have at least one denier of that beautiful President being handsome as a mofo
Edit - we are now officially up to two handsome deniers
Edit -- you mean to tell me there are 3 people, that aren't blind, that don't find our glorious President handsome?!
When I'm down, sometimes I watch the video of you curling 5 lb weights in the gym....
And big Mike curling 2 25s
I'll bet you do Soetoro
Big Mike has entered......
When I’m down, I think about how you had to sneak in the back door to your favorite gay bathhouses in Chicago. Lotta shame in Your game. Lol.
It's spelled Chy-na! xD
Pull that commie off the wall, this HOA Chairperson needs to go up first!
Magamery Ward
Any local sign company should be able to make one, look to spend $40-60.
The downvotes may be the gay shills coming back to the basement after mama made them a hot pocket.
It's such a downgrade moving from no hoa to hao neighborhood
When I was renting, they wanted to charge me $50 for having a scuffed door.
On top of the $200 per month for the general HOA.
I got a nastygram for having failed to paint the 10" wire from my satellite dish to the side of the house the same color as my house.
ahhh i love living rural.
Same here. Some people in my rural area literally have half a junkyard on their property of old cars, no one says shit and if they did they'd be chased out of town.
I'll accept trashed properties if it means I don't have to abide by someone else's property rules.
Everyone is talking about Karens today. Karens were incubating on the boards of HOA's for decades. They would and will patrol neighborhoods for the express purpose of finding infractions in order to levy passive aggressive "proxy wars" with people they don't like and secretly against people they are envious of but act like they like.
They are some of the most miserable human beings on the planet.
/live in the HOA capital of the world (FL).
Easy fix is to just outlaw HOAs.
I'll sign.
Colorado, at least in northern Colorado, is mostly full of them. Good luck finding a house not in an hoa
Yup. People think of the one asshole in every neighborhood as a problem -> vote for more government and less freedom to fix it -> can't escape after the asshole is dealt with.
Or the asshole winds up in charge of the HOA.
Huh really. So when the HoA comes crying because your lawn isn't cut to the 1/32" that's cool?
"Your HOA"
Unfortunately, there are plenty of HOA's that act like their dicks are caught in a front door, and blame you for it.
Nah dog
Cities approve developments if the developer funds infrastructure, streets, sewers all that shit
HOA helps pays back that shit.
Shitty homeowner has every right to be that way, property rights are exactly that.
Just don’t do it
You have to honor your contracts. It's just the tyrannical way some of these hoas conduct their business that annoys people.
I do.
I suspect women are the target market for HOAs.
Neighbors are overrated. I had the choice 15yrs ago a nice house in town or a shack on 115acres. I chose the land and built the house.
Almost everywhere you go there is undeveloped land for sale. You might have to commute for work.
That's not realistic for some people. Living in the burbs here, it's a 45-60 minute commute into the city for work door to door. Even further if you want to live in a quieter, somewhat rural area. It's just not feasible unless you can find another job, and a lot of city jobs are hard to find or don't exist in more suburban/rural areas.
I know it's not realistic for everyone but if you ever get the chance buy land. That way it will always be there for your heirs.
There are several areas with no non-HOA homes in entire zip codes. Some areas entire cities have became HOAs via appearance ordinances, community standards, etc.
Sometimes you have to learn the hard way. I'll never own a house in an HOA again. I had a neighbor who looked over the fence into my back yard when I was on the road for a couple of weeks and reported me to the HOA because my grass was too long. From then on I looked for loopholes in the HOA rules to annoy the fuck out of her until I sold the place. Now in my current house I have no HOA, no fees, and I can do whatever I want. Neighbor has a big RV parked in his driveway, and I couldn't be happier about it... THIS IS AMERICA!
Five acres and I can piss anywhere I please...Now that's America!
Agreed, HOA's are a pain in the ass. Most members think it's all about telling you what you CAN'T do... much like Democrats
I did it once. Never moving into any development again. Fuck that shit. My current neighbor has green growing on her siding. You know what? That’s okay. It’s her property.
Living walls look awesome if done correctly.
No one has a fence here.
She should. Her chimney has separated a few inches from the house too.
Plus , it makes your place look better with little effort!
Yep. Contrasts are good.
I'm in one now... never again. It's the fucking worst.
The idea is to keep property values high but it always devolves into a handful of pricks turning their neighbors in over shit that would never effect property values because they're old, or bitchy, or miserable, or dont like your political views, etc...
So while it should be about making sure windows aren't broke and your roof isnt rotting it's actually about how tall the plants on your porch can be or how far you are from your dogs in their own back yard.
HOAs are total shit... I cant belive this is legal
We need Biden cutouts that we can place in random places dressed up in bathrobes with confused looks on their faces.
I want to do something like this as decorations this halloween. Sniffing Joe, roaches Joe, Corn Pop Joe, and maybe a harris witch with creepy laugh. Wonder how my HOA will treat me if I do.
Perfect for your basement window.
Fuck HOAs
"Wipe your paws"
— President Donald J Trump
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Make HOAs Illegal Again
Seems like yesterday they were taking all the HOAs down to the station in their three inch heels and vinyl mini-skirts. Now, they let them run the whole neighborhood. :/
In the beginning, maybe, but it's just like handing too much power to the government. Paying "rent" for a house you own on top of property taxes, to an organization that sets down rules you have to follow or they can legally evict you from your own house, is evil and Unamerican.
Very nice sausage dog
Very nice sausage, dog.
Love your cast iron boot scraper. Pupper is cute too.
aww, cute dog.
Fuck HOA's.. my friend disputed an HOA fine for $300 for wrong type of garbage cans and refused to pay fine, 3 years later, the fine was over $5K and she had to pay it when she sold her house.
HOAs are Karen's natural habitat.
Lol very nice
Trump has a yuuuuge wiener between his legs
LOL! It's a gigantic DONg! ;)
It looks like you already have the red, white, blue version of the Trump sign in your front yard. Let's face it, there is no difference between the American flag and a MAGA sign at this point. If you fly an American flag, everybody already knows you are against BLM and Biden.
Is that a reflection of MAGA-puppy standing out front protecting Donald?
"I may be small, but your nuts are in biting range!"
MOVE!
HOA's are anti-American cuckery.
WEINER DOG!
This place is crawling with em.
So yeah funny story don't forget it's there...
Round 'bout a decade ago my uncle won a cardboard cutout of some football player and put it in his garage. A week later he forgot he had it there. Middle of the night he goes to move a chunk of meat out of the garage fridge, sees the cutout standing there, shoots first asks questions later...put a nice big 12-gauge hole in his garage wall.
Just lucky he lived out in the country so nobody heard it
I simply must own one of those for my place! Now, off to hunt one down...
Awesome.
I need this
Can you place anything on the roof? Like Christmas decorations but red white and blue and for trump?
Does your HOA frown on flags too? Fly a US flag and everyone will know you are a Trump supporter.
What a haughty dachshund.
The dachshund's reflection was the second thing I noticed. Death from the ankles down.
Definitely some mail activity afoot.
One pede I know was given crap by Karen at the HOA about posting a sign in his yard, so he attached it to a parked car lol.
NO POLITICS! IS POLITICS.
-No political posts
'XYZ is a gender and needs to be recognized in games' Fuck the left and their stupid fallacy
Excellent!
Love the reflection of our flag
People are very creative, especially when they’re pissed.
I hate hoas
Love your little doggy
Donald has a nice weiner on him.
Funny thing about the Supreme Court is that its more powerful than your HOA... and they ruled on this exact issue...
Hahah sick troll move!!!
Thank god, my small city has no HOAs.
I couldn't buy a house with a HOA. Paying fees to be fined for things on your property.
Nice! Some might say that's a Halloween decoration for the commie libs.
Lol, you have the same mat outside that we've had for a while. Love it all! Flag, dog, Trump, FTW!
why would anyone subject themselves to an HOA?
Hang whatever signs you want from the gutters, they're technically not in the yard.
What state are you in? There are laws in several states that prevent HOA's from restricting political signs.
You really showed them by doing exactly what they told you to do