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DickTick 193 points ago +197 / -4

Where can one acquire such a handsome cardboard cutout?

Edit - according to my downvotes we have at least one denier of that beautiful President being handsome as a mofo

Edit - we are now officially up to two handsome deniers

Edit -- you mean to tell me there are 3 people, that aren't blind, that don't find our glorious President handsome?!

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drsowells1fan 21 points ago +21 / -0

When I'm down, sometimes I watch the video of you curling 5 lb weights in the gym....

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prayinpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

And big Mike curling 2 25s

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DickTick 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll bet you do Soetoro

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CaptainWinston 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big Mike has entered......

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namechangearoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I’m down, I think about how you had to sneak in the back door to your favorite gay bathhouses in Chicago. Lotta shame in Your game. Lol.

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Dr0neRec0very 13 points ago +16 / -3

It's spelled Chy-na! xD

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Chopblock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pull that commie off the wall, this HOA Chairperson needs to go up first!

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Magamery Ward

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HillaryAteMyBaby 11 points ago +11 / -0

Any local sign company should be able to make one, look to spend $40-60.

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namechangearoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

The downvotes may be the gay shills coming back to the basement after mama made them a hot pocket.

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Formerlurker92 37 points ago +37 / -0

It's such a downgrade moving from no hoa to hao neighborhood

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powershellder 21 points ago +21 / -0

When I was renting, they wanted to charge me $50 for having a scuffed door.

On top of the $200 per month for the general HOA.

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MaoHatesSparrows 15 points ago +15 / -0

I got a nastygram for having failed to paint the 10" wire from my satellite dish to the side of the house the same color as my house.

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chopz 7 points ago +7 / -0

ahhh i love living rural.

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Rufus_Shinra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. Some people in my rural area literally have half a junkyard on their property of old cars, no one says shit and if they did they'd be chased out of town.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll accept trashed properties if it means I don't have to abide by someone else's property rules.

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CovefeefevoC 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone is talking about Karens today. Karens were incubating on the boards of HOA's for decades. They would and will patrol neighborhoods for the express purpose of finding infractions in order to levy passive aggressive "proxy wars" with people they don't like and secretly against people they are envious of but act like they like.

They are some of the most miserable human beings on the planet.

/live in the HOA capital of the world (FL).

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy fix is to just outlaw HOAs.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll sign.

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

Colorado, at least in northern Colorado, is mostly full of them. Good luck finding a house not in an hoa

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Formerlurker92 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yup. People think of the one asshole in every neighborhood as a problem -> vote for more government and less freedom to fix it -> can't escape after the asshole is dealt with.

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GilaMonsterous 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or the asshole winds up in charge of the HOA.

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Mashiki 8 points ago +8 / -0

Huh really. So when the HoA comes crying because your lawn isn't cut to the 1/32" that's cool?

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Mashiki 6 points ago +7 / -1

"Your HOA"

Unfortunately, there are plenty of HOA's that act like their dicks are caught in a front door, and blame you for it.

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RonJoner 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nah dog

Cities approve developments if the developer funds infrastructure, streets, sewers all that shit

HOA helps pays back that shit.

Shitty homeowner has every right to be that way, property rights are exactly that.

Just don’t do it

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BourbonDave 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to honor your contracts. It's just the tyrannical way some of these hoas conduct their business that annoys people.

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RonJoner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do.

I suspect women are the target market for HOAs.

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BourbonDave 7 points ago +7 / -0

Neighbors are overrated. I had the choice 15yrs ago a nice house in town or a shack on 115acres. I chose the land and built the house.

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BourbonDave 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost everywhere you go there is undeveloped land for sale. You might have to commute for work.

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Leiloni 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not realistic for some people. Living in the burbs here, it's a 45-60 minute commute into the city for work door to door. Even further if you want to live in a quieter, somewhat rural area. It's just not feasible unless you can find another job, and a lot of city jobs are hard to find or don't exist in more suburban/rural areas.

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BourbonDave 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know it's not realistic for everyone but if you ever get the chance buy land. That way it will always be there for your heirs.

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covfefeforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are several areas with no non-HOA homes in entire zip codes. Some areas entire cities have became HOAs via appearance ordinances, community standards, etc.

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LikeAWombatScorned 23 points ago +23 / -0

Sometimes you have to learn the hard way. I'll never own a house in an HOA again. I had a neighbor who looked over the fence into my back yard when I was on the road for a couple of weeks and reported me to the HOA because my grass was too long. From then on I looked for loopholes in the HOA rules to annoy the fuck out of her until I sold the place. Now in my current house I have no HOA, no fees, and I can do whatever I want. Neighbor has a big RV parked in his driveway, and I couldn't be happier about it... THIS IS AMERICA!

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anotherviewpoint 7 points ago +7 / -0

Five acres and I can piss anywhere I please...Now that's America!

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Rainman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Agreed, HOA's are a pain in the ass. Most members think it's all about telling you what you CAN'T do... much like Democrats

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fingerofkek 16 points ago +16 / -0

I did it once. Never moving into any development again. Fuck that shit. My current neighbor has green growing on her siding. You know what? That’s okay. It’s her property.

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Major_Nutt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Living walls look awesome if done correctly.

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one has a fence here.

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fingerofkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should. Her chimney has separated a few inches from the house too.

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus , it makes your place look better with little effort!

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fingerofkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Contrasts are good.

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Lolomfgisuck 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm in one now... never again. It's the fucking worst.

The idea is to keep property values high but it always devolves into a handful of pricks turning their neighbors in over shit that would never effect property values because they're old, or bitchy, or miserable, or dont like your political views, etc...

So while it should be about making sure windows aren't broke and your roof isnt rotting it's actually about how tall the plants on your porch can be or how far you are from your dogs in their own back yard.

HOAs are total shit... I cant belive this is legal

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based_trekkie 23 points ago +23 / -0

We need Biden cutouts that we can place in random places dressed up in bathrobes with confused looks on their faces.

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horsefacestorm 10 points ago +10 / -0

I want to do something like this as decorations this halloween. Sniffing Joe, roaches Joe, Corn Pop Joe, and maybe a harris witch with creepy laugh. Wonder how my HOA will treat me if I do.

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Defender110 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfect for your basement window.

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sustainable_saltmine 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck HOAs

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redstampede 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make HOAs Illegal Again

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Dr0neRec0very 6 points ago +8 / -2

Seems like yesterday they were taking all the HOAs down to the station in their three inch heels and vinyl mini-skirts. Now, they let them run the whole neighborhood. :/

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redstampede 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the beginning, maybe, but it's just like handing too much power to the government. Paying "rent" for a house you own on top of property taxes, to an organization that sets down rules you have to follow or they can legally evict you from your own house, is evil and Unamerican.

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FrogminThePatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Very nice sausage dog

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Warren_Puffitt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very nice sausage, dog.

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AsaNisiMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Love your cast iron boot scraper. Pupper is cute too.

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PrairieRaine88 8 points ago +8 / -0

aww, cute dog.

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Linespaced 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck HOA's.. my friend disputed an HOA fine for $300 for wrong type of garbage cans and refused to pay fine, 3 years later, the fine was over $5K and she had to pay it when she sold her house.

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

HOAs are Karen's natural habitat.

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DickTick 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lol very nice

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YuuugeAsshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump has a yuuuuge wiener between his legs

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LikeAWombatScorned 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL! It's a gigantic DONg! ;)

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Staatssicherheit 6 points ago +6 / -0

It looks like you already have the red, white, blue version of the Trump sign in your front yard. Let's face it, there is no difference between the American flag and a MAGA sign at this point. If you fly an American flag, everybody already knows you are against BLM and Biden.

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MagaGal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that a reflection of MAGA-puppy standing out front protecting Donald?

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I may be small, but your nuts are in biting range!"

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

MOVE!

HOA's are anti-American cuckery.

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okawesomeyeah 4 points ago +4 / -0

WEINER DOG!

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Warren_Puffitt [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

This place is crawling with em.

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SimplePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

So yeah funny story don't forget it's there...

Round 'bout a decade ago my uncle won a cardboard cutout of some football player and put it in his garage. A week later he forgot he had it there. Middle of the night he goes to move a chunk of meat out of the garage fridge, sees the cutout standing there, shoots first asks questions later...put a nice big 12-gauge hole in his garage wall.

Just lucky he lived out in the country so nobody heard it

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2020voter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I simply must own one of those for my place! Now, off to hunt one down...

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JustInTime2_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awesome.

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GreatAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need this

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ztrich007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you place anything on the roof? Like Christmas decorations but red white and blue and for trump?

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does your HOA frown on flags too? Fly a US flag and everyone will know you are a Trump supporter.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a haughty dachshund.

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Based_Not_Basic 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dachshund's reflection was the second thing I noticed. Death from the ankles down.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely some mail activity afoot.

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OrangeManVeryGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

One pede I know was given crap by Karen at the HOA about posting a sign in his yard, so he attached it to a parked car lol.

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Censorddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO POLITICS! IS POLITICS.

-No political posts

'XYZ is a gender and needs to be recognized in games' Fuck the left and their stupid fallacy

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NoMoreMao 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent!

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SSJ3NAPPA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love the reflection of our flag

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HTTP_404 3 points ago +3 / -0

People are very creative, especially when they’re pissed.

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Goldlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate hoas

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proDeoEtPatria 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love your little doggy

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Nfish20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald has a nice weiner on him.

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btfspooner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny thing about the Supreme Court is that its more powerful than your HOA... and they ruled on this exact issue...

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahah sick troll move!!!

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank god, my small city has no HOAs.

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bugilt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I couldn't buy a house with a HOA. Paying fees to be fined for things on your property.

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! Some might say that's a Halloween decoration for the commie libs.

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, you have the same mat outside that we've had for a while. Love it all! Flag, dog, Trump, FTW!

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PizzaphilePodesta 2 points ago +2 / -0

why would anyone subject themselves to an HOA?

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Shakakka99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hang whatever signs you want from the gutters, they're technically not in the yard.

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RealNewsNetwork 1 point ago +1 / -0

What state are you in? There are laws in several states that prevent HOA's from restricting political signs.

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Youarelosing -2 points ago +1 / -3

You really showed them by doing exactly what they told you to do