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Sad Eagle Noises (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by blackkit27 ago by blackkit27 +4802 / -0
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ZincOS 79 points ago +79 / -0

thats really sad. What do these schools teach anyways?

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Histrionic_Answer 60 points ago +60 / -0

2+2 =5

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Bidenisapedonehundo 44 points ago +44 / -0

2+2=orange man bad

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 27 points ago +27 / -0

Please stand for the pledge of allegiance!

“I pledge allegiance”

“To the fascist”

“United States of Dphrumpt.”

“And to the democracy”

“For which we kneel”

“One world”

“Under science”

“Divisible by race, and social justice for minorities.”

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FreeBased1 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least OP's son can do the maths.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 6 points ago +6 / -0

Quite odd that all your comments are the exact same with the exact same link.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tell me it wasn't the "make 19k a month from home at your computer guy". It was weird to see spam the other day, and made me realize how great the mods are.

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_-Th0r-_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

2+2 = [insert your truth]

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ZincOS 5 points ago +5 / -0

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Math is White Supremacy

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

White supremacy therefore must be logical.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, 13%=52%...we all know that

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Meme_war_ii_vet 30 points ago +30 / -0

2+2=cut your dick off

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

2+2= WHITE OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHY

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ElvenGhostAgent 11 points ago +11 / -0

They spoon feed kids with Critical Race and Gender Theories with a sprinkling of Marxism and Mao’s little red book for desert.

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ZincOS 4 points ago +4 / -0

No wonder people are always starving in communist countries.

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TheImpossible1 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Men are evil, the future is female."

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

What do these schools even teach anyways?

Wypipo iz evil n rayciss, Black Pipo wuz kangz n sheeit

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ZincOS 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't understand that. TRANSLATOR I NEED A TRANSLATION

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fenite 27 points ago +27 / -0

M14

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ChuckedBeef 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mini14

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10MeV 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have both, and find the mini-14 far easier to maintain. The propellant gasses don't flood the bolt area when it cycles, keeping everything cleaner.

Not nearly as many doodads for it though!

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rbobjones69 7 points ago +7 / -0

I found the the barrel got damned hot damned fast. I gave it to my brother. He likes it. I like my ARs better

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WestPalm 8 points ago +8 / -0

The mini 14 is a great truck/varmint gun. Not something I would carry into battle.

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Their main problem is that they're heavy as all get out. I have a 30 and it weighs as much as 2-3 decent-quality ARs.

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definitelyright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, your name isn't Hannibal either ;)

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, that could be. I haven't fired it in a setting where I'd notice that.

My AR is my primary weapon, all tweaked for the way I like it. SO MANY options for ARs!!

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rbobjones69 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the main reason I like the AR15. Countless options

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BasteSpuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

And it flings brass out violently. Like 30 feet away

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operator1214 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heh, yeah, I know of a lot of things that definitely pack more punch than the standard AR-15 yet the libs seem to have apoplexy at the thought of them.

Not that I want to be hit by any of them, mind you. Even a .22LR can do some damage despite what people have been led to believe.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is 22LR really much different from .223 wylde or 5.56?

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes there is a difference between .22LR and 5.56/.223 -- 5.56/.223 has more speed and mass. Nonetheless, people out there who scoff at .22 caliber, calling it no more dangerous than BB pellets...are not really telling the truth, and leading a lot of first time gun owners (especially smaller women) away from a very user friendly caliber that is probably some of the cheapest ammo to boot (aka. the perfect thing to learn on).
We have a .22 rifle and handgun that are our kids' first learner guns -- and to be honest, I like shooting them myself. And in a pinch they're capable -- just have to know how to use it.

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MudDog 10 points ago +10 / -0

First Biden came for the AR14s

But I did not speak out, because I was not an AR14 owner

Then Biden came for the AR15s and there were...

actually, there were still plenty of AR15 owners left to speak out for me...

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rbobjones69 7 points ago +7 / -0

If only I hadn't lost my 80% lowers in that tragic boating accident.....

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's ok fren, there's more of us

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Modus_Pwninz 7 points ago +7 / -0

SCREEEEE!

AR-15 is the Patriots' rifle!

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CornpopsRainBarrel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Live Bald Eagle Cams

This one in particular is pretty badass. Lol the webcam operator just tilted the camera and the eagle noticed and looked at the camera like "No sudden moves."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love these dinosaurs! I have some cool bald eagle stories. These cams are great but they don't show the sheer power and size of these predators

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYfQwhJAIfc

Steller’s sea eagle. Lol for perspective

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The biggest eagle in the world, right? With a toucan beak. Is this a particularly big one I wonder?

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep! So cartoonishly big. I’ve seen what I thought were bigger but there aren’t many videos showing them in relationship to a human. That is a big dinosaur!

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Common core = AR-14

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Big-E 4 points ago +4 / -0

I asked my 11 year old and he said “AR”! 😅

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xcube 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would hate to think what would happen if they said that in school. >.> Kids have gotten into trouble just for eating chicken nuggets the wrong way.

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11Bignveiny 4 points ago +4 / -0

son... i am disappoint

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CovefefeREEEE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take that youngin' to the range, and teach him right.

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CrackaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Idk what a sad bald eagle sounds like... And I never want to know.

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IWI9000 3 points ago +3 / -0

But then you ask what comes before 10 and he says AR.!!!!

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createaccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

still good cos he answered with correct logic than give a common core answer

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xcube 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did not think about that, but you are right. The left is trying to 'decolonize' math. https://youtu.be/P2Uk-uoQKQA

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Armalite is also acceptable

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whatstateamiin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sent this meme to my dad and he replied “😊”. Dad is based boys!

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you ask your son "who was Stoner?" and he says the weed dealer at school

(sad Bald Eagle noises)

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is just some poor parenting.

My teenage daughter knows how to field strip an AR and can correctly identify all the pieces and what their function is.

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ElvenGhostAgent 2 points ago +2 / -0

For me, ima gonna have to count down to 10 before I see an AR-10. But that thing came in the late 50s.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Start with something easy "Commies aren't ________"

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Hexagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You failed is all.

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Traveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

I must say..... I would do that just to troll.... and then give the correct answer after

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boogaloonick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just finished building my wife an AR-15 pistol a couple hours ago. We went this morning to pick up our CCW permits from the sheriff's office. Then we went to the local gun store and I told her to pick out whatever stripped lower you want. She went with the Spikes Tactical with the unicorn and snowflake with the safety settings as safe space, triggered and full libtard. Still waiting for the handstop and ejection port cover that says "Surprise Asshole" when it opens. Then we are going to paint it. Also it is a PSA 7.5" upper. Really nice and lite.

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +2 / -1

I got hairy legs. That is all.

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ChippingToe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe?

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Skygrrrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Son, are you dating a liberal?”

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