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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 56 points ago +56 / -0

^^^ Underrated comment kek

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GnuYow 13 points ago +13 / -0

You know half of them would misspell it on their signs as "I can't bread".

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Please corn teen yourself” was the best I ever seen.

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Crisatunity_knocks 14 points ago +14 / -0

He can only last 8.46 seconds in bed.

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nomoreprinkles 9 points ago +9 / -0

Covers both his before and after

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Badgertime33 7 points ago +7 / -0

bravo, standing ovation. bowling over with laughter rn

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redditadminssuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im stealing this

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ModsBanPaleos 45 points ago +45 / -0

🙏

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Qwikphaze 16 points ago +16 / -0

One of the comments referred to him as the uniballer! Lmao!

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Onepac! Lol

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 3 points ago +3 / -0

So his username indeed checks out?

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Spez_Isacuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

Xhe is going to save so much money on xer bottom surgery.

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nc777 67 points ago +67 / -0

This.
The NARRATIVE in this article is laid on thick, are they swinging for a Pulitzer?
E.g. he is "A BLACK Lives Matter activist".
The phony synopsis of the Floyd Fable, with so many lies of omission on Fentanyl Floyd. The smug "hero" face, waiting for government sponsorship via lawsuit.

They say cops are not being trained enough, but idk, the markspersonship demonstrated here was spot-on.

Hope he doesn't get shit from the lawsuit except a bill.

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FromSethWithLove 33 points ago +33 / -0

Marksmxnship

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 29 points ago +29 / -0

Marxmanship

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FromSethWithLove 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bullseye!

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beta-detector 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ballzeye!

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

"What?" -George Soros

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Tranny_Fluid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marxirship

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10MeV 13 points ago +13 / -0

Usually all caps LORD is to indicate the Hebrew YHWH, the name of God, without vowels. Translated in English Bibles as LORD, IIRC.

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GeorgeOhwell 9 points ago +9 / -0

But in Latin, Jehova starts with an ‘I’.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 9 points ago +9 / -0

Indy almost forgot that.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +3 / -2

No, not at all. The Catholic Bible is translated from a completely different language.

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Ronald_Dregan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know the entirety of the language history and what the comment refers to about the languages the different versions of the Bible were translated from. But Christianity developed in the Early Roman Empire and later developed into Catholicism and Eastern Orthodox when the Empire split between the East and the West. The original Christian texts were all in Latin - which were created through translations of Hebrew texts. The Catholic Church continued to hold services in Latin through the 1960s until the Vatican allowed for mass to be said in the language of the region in order to "modernize".

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol once upon a time, in a land far away ...

The Church split partly based on who spoke Latin (the Latins, a derogatory term in the Church of the East) vs who spoke Greek. The latins are the same thing as RC, Roman Catholicism. They were 1 church out of 5, who had a pact to not develop doctrine unless all were in agreement.

Rome stopped agreeing with any of the other 4 churches long before the great schism of 1054. They continued to develop doctrine anyway. Rome's Latin Bible went through a long string of translations before making it into English. I have a hard copy that shows this lineage; it's messy. But there is no direct translation from Hebrew.

Greek speakers liked the Bible that was translated from Hebrew for the OT, and originally written in Greek for the NT; the Septuagint. Since this was all Greek, they wouldn't write anything as LORD. Yet as this was translated into English some translators did a direct translation using the LORD convention to denote anytime "the name" was used. This is not at all limited to Pr (Protestants) but included some others including EO (Easter Orthodox) aka "the church of the east or the other 4 original churches that weren't Rome. (Jerusalem, Antioch, Alexander and ... what's that other one I always forget? It's not Constantinople is it?)

Jews held "the name" to be so holy that one should not utter it. There's disagreement if it was forgotten how to even say it or if it was kept alive via the High Priest who got to go into the Holy of Holies once a year. But this distinction is what the LORD printing convention is about

It's a great thing to meditate on as you drift off, "holy, holy, holy ..."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

You couldn't follow the conversation and completely missed the point, that is true

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muslimporn 19 points ago +19 / -0

Anyone happen to have the footage on hand?

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I shall upload it to porn hub after work under Ball Busting.

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DebbieinDallas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Watch who you’re calling a tiny dick squirrel, buster! https://imgur.com/a/in814Nq

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah yeah just like the blm shooter was protecting his friend... OF COLOR. Same shit.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +4 / -2

video evidence

Which nobody has linked 🙄

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kratomlol 71 points ago +71 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Patriot4evr 63 points ago +63 / -0

It ain’t nuttin’ to lose sleep over

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Buff_em_up 22 points ago +22 / -0

Aw, nuts.

Beat me to a pun

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Buff_em_up 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like his vagina was unscathed

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otistoole 5 points ago +5 / -0

That took balls to admit.

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

ball

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otistoole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hah he probably took his ball and went home

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I'm gonna steal this one! Yep, I'm SURE I'm gonna steal this one!

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FloridaACguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Darn tootin... Nice shootin.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 50 points ago +51 / -1

Womp.

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Forty_Five 37 points ago +37 / -0

A single womp for the number of balls he now has.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

He and Lance Armstrong can get together and have a big anti-Trump crying session

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

And bump clam

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Defender110 7 points ago +7 / -0

underrated comment

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women_for_trump 28 points ago +28 / -0

One down, one to go.

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tdwinner2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Think he had two?

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women_for_trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hmm. Good point. It's surprising he even had one.

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NewVoatAccountName 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a bit late for this to become a Darwin Award, since this Paid Agitator/Rioter already has a daughter. Unless she becomes a man-hating Feminazi (eventually evolving into a lonely dried-up spinster), his genes are likely to continue spreading in this world regardless of the number of testicles he has left.

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Aluminoti 27 points ago +27 / -0

Stop the commies from reproducing, POTUS needs to award a medal for that shot

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JoePCool14 16 points ago +16 / -0

By that logic, Kyle Rittenhouse should get an award too.

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BeaverIslander 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, he should.

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jealousminarchist 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should receive 2 and get 1 retracted, ending up with 1 yes.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, something like a Cabinet Position.

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E-dantes 20 points ago +20 / -0

I dub the "Uno"

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 9 points ago +9 / -0

I knew a kid in high school who lost a nut. They called him "half sack".

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WrongKidDied 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know a guy from school who has 3 balls, we call him tri-nut cause we're not clever

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rtdanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or "lance"

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ILikeMyBlueCar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not as bad as the buddy that lost a nut to TC (glad he’s recovered and since fathered a healthy kiddo w/ his wife) right around the time that Wrecking Ball became popular. He was nicknamed Miley for a little while.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Miley" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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TacoJesusJr 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had "one nut" he lost it making a pipe bomb. Big dummy he is...

EDIT:

He also lost 2 fingers during this. We never failed to ask for a "High 3" or give me three. Its been 30+ years and we still fuck w/ him about it...

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had a drummer in a short lived band, one testicle. We called him uno.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

"And a one, and a one..."

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back when Letterman was funny, they were talking about when Tupac lost a ball. They called him OnePac.

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or One Balldez

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AtomicShnoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I get it🐴

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice.....was cause he was leaking?, or because when he was hit, he went down?

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Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

That is horrifying news. I really, sincerely hope and pray that the rubber bullet is going to recover 100%

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kornesque 12 points ago +12 / -0

They misspelled ovary.

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cohibasiglo 10 points ago +11 / -1

Whose testicle was it?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird thing to be carrying around, right?

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DiamondJoeQuimby 10 points ago +10 / -0

"THE WORLD IS WATCHING... THE WORLD IS WATCHING...THE WORLD IS WATCHING" ... you getting shot in the nutsack.

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BigMikesBlackCock -21 points ago +3 / -24

Post some more twitter links , faggot

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BigMikesBlackCock -10 points ago +6 / -16

My balls are much larger . Now go get your twitter shinebox

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WassermanSchultz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really don't understand the feud between you two.

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Dr0neRec0very -4 points ago +1 / -5

I'm just here for my official 11 down-votes. :)

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe you haven't heard, you been gone a while and they didn't go up there and tell you...no more twitter.

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ArchVileRespawned 1 point ago +1 / -0

That says Pennsylvania, but this guy is suing the LAPD.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

LA is where his ball ended up.

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FuckRioters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine your face plastered across the news saying you lost a testicle, along with nasty crotch shots.

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ddowney 8 points ago +8 / -0

FAFO

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wakadon 8 points ago +8 / -0

the question is did he really have balls in the first place? if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

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Rockonanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

That scrotum wasn't doing nothin anyway.

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PepperJackButter2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations on your transition.

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godgoldnguns 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Wipe it with a cloth or something"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like Mike Cernovich.

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bothloveocean 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bizzaro Cernovich.

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goingbigly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fake news!!! To be an SJW one must have no balls.

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The_Girdle_of_Kirk 5 points ago +5 / -0

SHOT THROUGH THE SACK AND YOU'RE TOO BLM, YOU GIVE US A GOOD MEME!!!

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Shitsbrokeyo 5 points ago +5 / -0

And... Nothing was lost.

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Moe_Stoly 5 points ago +5 / -0

What, no video?!

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ColdBrewCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

If this is the same person there was a video a few days ago, or several.

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

wtf the police help you on your journey to becoming "xer" now? the libs really are reforming the police.

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TrumpenatorSupreme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't lose much

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anthemstander 4 points ago +6 / -2

Didn't Hitler also have only one testicle?

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Pappy_Gunn 7 points ago +8 / -1

Well he was a vegetarian, so yeah, probably.

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ArchVileRespawned 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, that's a myth.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +3 / -1

Goering has two, but very small.

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ShalomRPh 2 points ago +3 / -1

Himmler, is very sim’lar

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Balzenburg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn. Dude from Super Troopers really fell off.

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Proudly_Deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad he just lost the one.

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theeyeshaveit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rubber bullets can do more than put an eye out, mister!!!

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FancyBeerCoozyBeer 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're supposed to shoot them off the ground to avoid that and now there are more nut shots. True story.

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MAGA_Manifesto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just a domestic terrorists way of transitioning

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ShalomRPh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh... it’s not like he was using it anyway.

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randylaheydidit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ouch. Turned his grapes into jelly.

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PeytonManThing 3 points ago +4 / -1

Darwinism at work!

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Rotting_John_McCain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give the cop who shot him a medal.

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Finish him!!

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was never going to need a full set, anyway

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UCLA_freethinker 2 points ago +2 / -0

"hey billy, myra likes you" "Myra who" My right n....oh nvm"

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Redpill_Hippie 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll just make it easier for the WAP conversion anyway

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swimmingguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't think he had one to lose rip

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Legal-Alien-Prob-Mas 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is dead may never die.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's be honest, being a BLM activist he doesn't even need the one. Also, FAFO.

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't know he had any. Well, he wasn't using them anyways. Too bad he only lost one.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ouch! She got hit right in the gender gap. That will make it highly unlikely for her to ever get pregnant. Based on her life choices and political affiliations, it's probably best that she doesn't procreate... I suggest the doctors take her other testicle just to make sure she doesn't.