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SocialJudgmntWarrior 9 points ago +9 / -0

I knew a kid in high school who lost a nut. They called him "half sack".

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WrongKidDied 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know a guy from school who has 3 balls, we call him tri-nut cause we're not clever

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rtdanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or "lance"

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ILikeMyBlueCar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not as bad as the buddy that lost a nut to TC (glad he’s recovered and since fathered a healthy kiddo w/ his wife) right around the time that Wrecking Ball became popular. He was nicknamed Miley for a little while.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Miley" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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TacoJesusJr 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had "one nut" he lost it making a pipe bomb. Big dummy he is...

EDIT:

He also lost 2 fingers during this. We never failed to ask for a "High 3" or give me three. Its been 30+ years and we still fuck w/ him about it...

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had a drummer in a short lived band, one testicle. We called him uno.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

"And a one, and a one..."

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back when Letterman was funny, they were talking about when Tupac lost a ball. They called him OnePac.