We’ll help you out if your government will shut up about us for long enough to do so. Canada is great and beautiful and unfortunately filled with too many immigrants who came in too quickly. Plus the Quebec issue. And the Maritimes.
But Ontario outside of Toronto is nice. Calgary is great. Vancouver is a cool city albeit filled with progressive filth. Montreal was always disappointing to me. It was always what another poster said. Surprisingly industrial in the outskirts, but parts of the inner city were awesome. QC is beautiful as well. The Chateau Frontenac or something like that is gorgeous.
But you guys are our brothers. Our grandfathers fought on the shores of France 76 years ago. We belatedly helped you there and in 1917 to save our cousins in Britain. But you burned down our White House in 1812, fuckers 😜
How about a trade? You guys can take over Alberta and get access to that sweet sweet untapped oil. Meanwhile the lefty Canadians can get California or Oregon. It's a fair deal that benefits both the left and the right.
We’ll take all three prairie provinces. Sweet sweet farmland under global warming and just a bit of freshwater. Western Washington state, Oregon and Cali from SF north can go to a new country. We keep LA (port) and San Diego (Navy).
We can discuss giving up northern Alaska for parts of YT. And we can let all of the natives call themselves First Nations vs Indians
You may want to reconsider that last part. Our native people here aren't as nice as the ones I've met in Montana. They haven't gone crazy like the BLMers yet but that's only because our government panders to them so much.
Not our concern once we are rid of them. Indigenous people can hunt their whales. They can pay us to drill their oil. We get to stop talking about western suppression. Everything works out.
We’ll help you out if your government will shut up about us for long enough to do so. Canada is great and beautiful and unfortunately filled with too many immigrants who came in too quickly. Plus the Quebec issue. And the Maritimes.
But Ontario outside of Toronto is nice. Calgary is great. Vancouver is a cool city albeit filled with progressive filth. Montreal was always disappointing to me. It was always what another poster said. Surprisingly industrial in the outskirts, but parts of the inner city were awesome. QC is beautiful as well. The Chateau Frontenac or something like that is gorgeous.
But you guys are our brothers. Our grandfathers fought on the shores of France 76 years ago. We belatedly helped you there and in 1917 to save our cousins in Britain. But you burned down our White House in 1812, fuckers 😜
How about a trade? You guys can take over Alberta and get access to that sweet sweet untapped oil. Meanwhile the lefty Canadians can get California or Oregon. It's a fair deal that benefits both the left and the right.
We’ll take all three prairie provinces. Sweet sweet farmland under global warming and just a bit of freshwater. Western Washington state, Oregon and Cali from SF north can go to a new country. We keep LA (port) and San Diego (Navy).
We can discuss giving up northern Alaska for parts of YT. And we can let all of the natives call themselves First Nations vs Indians
You may want to reconsider that last part. Our native people here aren't as nice as the ones I've met in Montana. They haven't gone crazy like the BLMers yet but that's only because our government panders to them so much.
Not our concern once we are rid of them. Indigenous people can hunt their whales. They can pay us to drill their oil. We get to stop talking about western suppression. Everything works out.